Yes. Let’s go

rachel, 25, she/her actor, artist, professional mom friend

[uququ]

you press the pedal but tthe car only moves because it wants to

[desolendate]

im literally in tears what the fuck

[were--ralph]

Splatoon but its werewolves

[were--ralph]

They uhhhhhhhh spray cum idk. Whatever.

[were--ralph]

I can make the same joke 100 times and you will all enjoy it.

[the-haiku-bot]

I can make the same

joke 100 times and you

will all enjoy it.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[were--ralph]

One of these days yall will see me and haiku-bot fuckin tbh

[the-haiku-bot]

One of these days yall

will see me and haiku-bot

fuckin tbh

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[were--ralph]

[1five1two]

Leopard Figurine. Mesopotamia. c. 3300-2900 BC.

[eternalgirlscout]

so called "free thinkers" when hi 1 quastion

[halondrus]

what if she was called chappell bone and instead of a singer she was a necromancer who raised strong as fuck skeleton warriors

[halondrus]

dont apologize. skeletonomenon is beautiful

[cryinglawstudent]

God forbid you ask a pharmacy to fill a prescription

[when-you-fail-again]

[some-lionheart]

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[amnesiaguy]

you can experience life altering devastating emotion and then your cat will throw up next to you & look at you like does this help ?

[batsandboba]

when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

[sawvidae]

i cannot blame cats for using their fangs to put perfect little stapler holes in cardboard bc if i had such fangs you bet your ass id be doing that too

[rexhistoria]

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months

[earthmovers]

[orca-iguana]

why are you microwaving carbonated drinks that feels wrong.

IDK, most people hate it, but I'm also the person that purposely lets coke go flat because I like it better flat so me and carbonated drinks have a weird relationship.

[woolieshubris]

(FDA source)

microwaving aluminum specifically is known to cause arching, which can cause fires! (thick aluminum is fine, but thin aluminum like aluminum foil, and I assume the edge of an opened can is Not)

on top of that microwaving liquids can be dangerous as they get hot extremely quickly.

just search "microwave aluminum foil" on YouTube if ur curious lol

[orca-iguana]

Ah. That would explain the popping sound. I assumed that was just my microwave being old. Good to note I shouldn't do that in the future.

[woolieshubris]

[raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon]

fully expected 40k notes ngl

[woolieshubris]

[sexygaywizard]

Moodboard for when the friend group gets together to cook

[schmergo]

Yesterday, I was at dinner with some friends and briefly forgot Harrison Ford’s name, but I was like, “His name is a president and a car,” which is how we got such acceptable alternatives as McKinley Camry, Van Buren Gremlin, Clinton Infinity, and Range Rover Cleveland.

[caesarsaladinn]

Lincoln Lincoln

[april132009]

Is that a fish in your pocket or is uyor penis wrigglinh and writhing frantically in the hopesof returning to the sea

[chromaticabrasions]

tried to say “kinky queer” and said “quink” and couldn’t even finish my sentence. fucking quink,,,

[kosmogrl]

[berrystumpytail]