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[yeetnoir]

WHERE CAN YOU WATCH THE SHANGHAI SPECIAL?

there are websites you can go to

miraculoushub.ml

warning: there are pop ups on this website, please be careful if you are under 13 and DO NOT DOWNLOAD OR ACCEPT ANYTHING (stay safe)

@miraculous_to has the full episode on their Instagram with English subtitles

I will update you on when the Shanghai special will be out on Disney+ as soon as I find out

[yeetnoir]

Luka: *playing marinette a song on his guitar*

Adrien: Hey luka, can I sing you a song now

Luka: *flattered, handing adrien his guitar* sure adrien

Adrien: *strums* shut the f*ck up

[yeetnoir]

Chloe: Hey Lila, you look really pretty today

Lila: Really? Thank you so-

Chloe: Yes, you usually look like a half digested rat

[yeetnoir]

Imagine if Marinette gets that comfortable around Chat that she tells him about her crush on adrien (of course not knowing that chat is adrien) and he legitimately helps her and gives her advice-

I would not cope

[yeetnoir]

*During Copy Cat*

Chat Noir: Ladybug! Someone's stolen my identity!

Ladybug: Maybe they'll make something good of your life

[yeetnoir]

Lila: *Breathes*

The entire fandom: fucking bitch

[yeetnoir]

Chat Noir: So turns out, ice is technically a rock

Ladybug: Huh?

Chat Noir: And since a rock is just cooled down magma, technically water is magma

Ladybug: What?

Chat Noir: Oh My God I'm 73% Lava Monster

Ladybug: wtf?

Chat Noir: That's probably why I'm so hot. Get it? Because lavas hot

Ladybug: I will literally pay for your therapy Chat, please stop-

[yeetnoir]

Adrien: No... Marinette couldn't possibly like me. She's just a friend!

Plagg: *silently agreeing*

Plagg internally: I will rip your fucking voice box out while you sleep if you say that again you blind mother fuc-

[yeetnoir]

Chat Noir, Ladybug and Carapace sitting together

Chat Noir to Ladybug: Two friends sitting together, they might kiss

Ladybug: No we won't

Carapace: Yes we will

Chat Noir: What?

Ladybug: What?

Carapace: I said yes they will *leaning into chat noir*

[yeetnoir]

Miraculous Characters and What They Are:

Part 2

Chat Noir

30% Hot

15% In love with Ladybug

15% Cat Puns

20% Hot

10% Agressive Flirting

4% 'Bugaboo'

4% Hot

2% 'Little Kitty On A Roof'

[yeetnoir]

Miraculous Characters and What They Are:

Part 1

Ladybug:

25% Sass

25% 'Miraculous Ladybug' and 'Lucky Charm'

20% Will Not Take Anyone's Sh*t

15% Done With Everything

10% Flirty

4% Emotional Breakdowns

1% ✨Feelings✨for Chat Noir

[yeetnoir]

Chat Noir: Roses are red

Ladybug is pretty

I like making puns

And Hawkmoth is really shi-

Ladybug: *questioning life choices*

[yeetnoir]

Me: Watches Miraculous for the plot and storyline

The plot and storyline in question:

[yeetnoir]

Interviewer: So tell me about yourself?

Adrien: Well, my dad neglects me and my mother disappeared a few years ago, the girl I love is constantly rejecting me, I have some severe underlying mental health conditions not to mention daddy Issues and I cry myself to sleep every Tuesday and Friday

Interviewer:

Interviewer: Sir, this is an interview for Burger King

[yeetnoir]

Thomas: Okay, we need to make Miraculous more suitable for teens and adults. What are your ideas?

Worker: We could make the cat guy hot and emotionally traumatised?

Thomas:

Worker:

Everyone:

Thomas: Write that down

[yeetnoir]

Remember when Nino had a crush on Marinette?

Yeah, me neither