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[everythingfox]

Baby falcon

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[yeetthevine]

birb, baby birb

[gifprincess]

[thegirltobreakthespell]

me everyday at work

[yeetthevine]

^^ agreed, some are actually nice but some have straight attitude

[avengers-posts]

[lubricates]

Whenever you’re taking exams and the examiner comes and stands next to your table.

[yeetthevine]

This gif is life

[justcatposts]

When you pet the cat, he pets you back 

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[coopspadoot-deactivated20131208]

when ur listening to ur favorite song and it hits the chorus

[doggosource]

[adulthoodisokay]

absolute unit

[yeetthevine]

I dont want to know how small he is, his fluff is what matters

[tastefullyoffensive]

[yeetthevine]

Idk why but this makes me happy

[grifflth-deactivated20150403]

ey girl do you

cause i really

[spadesslick]

[faythinthemusic]

I want to be really clear about something: Planned Parenthood has done more to prevent abortion than the pro-life movement ever has.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[obviously-youre-not-a-golfer]

Despite this, PP is probably one of the only things keeping it at 13/52 instead of 40/175

[crownedpatriot]

That’s not a good thing

[zahnegott-lives]

hehe funni clown

[popegoodvibes-returns]

hehe funni clown

[pissoffpotter-deactivated201704]

*eating ice cream in the winter* thE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY

[yeetthevine]

This is me😂😂

[worgens]

found half of the village huddled in a writhing mass, i walked into them and my inventory was instantly filled with bread

[worgens]

i will admit that this texture pack is an acquired taste.

[lychgate]

those are DEMONS

[funamblrist]

varg leaving a trail of breadcrumbs

[yeetthevine]

[ubercharge]

this blog is pro turn signal

[bibliophilepixie]

specifically, Before the actual turn

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

More specifically, for the actual direction you are planning on turning.

[relahvant]

when you learn to do something really awesome and try to show your friends

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

God i wish all real life billionaires were more like tony stark 😩

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

dead

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

its been 15 days since i made this post and in them both jeffrey epstein & david koch died maybe this site really is cursed after all

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

there was one more istg if fbi puts me on a watchlist,

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

oh my Godddd five in 17 days

[y0urbestie]

like to charge reblog to cast

[powerburial]

[netlfix]

whats ET short for?

[netlfix]

because he’s got little legs

[yeetthevine]

😂😂 you got me there bro

[weaver-z]

Every DnD game that starts out with a serious “Lord of the Rings” type of tone turns into a Monty Python sketch and every DnD game that starts out like a Monty Python sketch turns into Lord of the Rings

[weaver-z]

DnD game with characters named Kua the Brave, Enoch Bluehelm, and Hallow Greaves: Our current mission is to save the kingdom from the Dark Queen Ravenbone but we fucked up a charisma roll and now Kua and Ravenbone are dating and the king of Fendale was turned into a frog

DnD game with characters named Bunny Wabbit, Ford Trukk, and Dildo Baggins: Our current mission is to find a birthday present for a spoiled prince but in the process we found a lich planning to devour the life force of everyone in the land and Dildo gave his life to stop him in a scene so moving it won the Newberry Medal

[theaustinstollhaus]

If you give your players room to do whatever they want, including be silly, they will most often choose to express themselves. And you'd be amazed how much you'll start to care about characters once people have attached little pieces if their soul to them.

If you try to enforce a "serious" tone, it just makes the gags funnier, and your players will treat you with the same casual blasphemy orangutans show to God.

[a-humble-waffle]

"the same casual blasphemy orangutans show to God" WHAT THE FUCK I'M DECEASED

[yeetthevine]

That last comment sent me