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"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url
Rickrolling is deceptive, but it's among the most harmless forms of deception available
in other words, it may tell a lie, but it will never tell a lie and hurt you
big shoutout to the gas station near my house which is running a deal on energy drinks and thought the best way to express this on their large LED sign was to make it read BANG MONSTER 2/$5
update: you'll be pleased to know that they rethought their sign and have changed it to read MONSTER BANG 2/$5
i have terrible news about the economy
they raised the price of monster bang :(
Monster bang inflation 😵💫
monster bang inflation 🥺🥺🥺
"Why do you need age verification on a site where everyone is 38?"
this was going to be a lot longer but i think this is funnier
In all seriousness, a marker of all the major and several minor white male antagonists in OFMD is a faith in their infallibility and inability to admit they're wrong, coupled with increasing rage when they're told no or have events go against them.
Nigel is convinced that Stede is weak and stupid, and even insists that his memories of Stede as a child supersede Stede's own.
Izzy is convinced that he's indispensable, a pinnacle of white masculinity, strength, and ability, and when events do not fit his personal narrative, he lies about them. Whenever he is told no, he ignores it.
Jack rewrites his personal narrative multiple times with himself centralized as the victim. When Stede suggests that he may know Ed better than Jack, Jack refuses to accept this and escalates his behavior in retaliation. When Ed himself protests that he's changed, Jack laughs in his face. Jack being the only one with the right to define Ed is fundamental to his own sense of self.
Chauncey throws a fit, claims that the world has turned upside down, and then gets raging drunk when events go against him - the rule of law that he is claiming to obey is supposed to work for him, and he has a breakdown when it works against him.
Ricky rewrites the narrative of his mutilation as an attack by pirates - something in which he has no culpability - and then later declares himself the greatest pirate because he's bested other pirates.
All of the white male antagonists obey codes and rules as long as these codes and rules are working for them, then declare the rules null if they allow others to win instead. They rewrite narratives in which they are in the right, avoiding responsibility and undermining the possibility that they're wrong. They are incapable of growth because they do not see themselves as people who should grow. If they fail, it is because the rest of the world is unfairly against them and it has to be put right; if they succeed, it is because they naturally gifted and this is part of the natural order.
And much of the blame for their personal failings are placed on Ed and Stede - an exceptional brown man and a femme one. The anger and blame directed at them is because of their audacity at being exceptional, fortunate, loved, or supported.
OFMD accurately depicts the failings of white male patriarchy, and the whining and escalation of violence that goes along with it.
gleeful reminder that THESE are buffy's favorite vampires, deep down and minus the vampirism
(reblogs appreciated!)
Ed and Stede: out here living our best lives 🥰👨❤️💋👨 Guys, Zheng is under attack Ed and Stede: this ain't about her
imo the term "walkable" in "walkable cities" should be understood to mean "wheelchair accessible" as well, not just literally "possible to walk in". the act of walking in a city doesn't automatically make it walkable
The long-lost remains of King Alfred the Great have been found buried under a car park, investigators claim.
Alfred died in 899, and his bones were repeatedly moved. He was buried in Winchester Cathedral until 1110, when his remains were moved to Winchester's Hyde Abbey, where they were interred before the high altar between the bodies of his wife and son. The abbey was demolished after the dissolution of the monasteries in 1539, and the place was left in ruins. In 1866, during construction of a workhouse on the site, the English antiquarian John Mellor excavated the area, found what he thought were Alfred's bones and had them reburied at nearby St. Bartholemew’s Church. But in 2013, when archaeologists exhumed and carbon-dated the bones from St. Bartholomew’s churchyard, they proved to date from over 200 years after Alfred’s death - sparking Graham's interest and search. He said: "Whoever’s bones they were, they weren’t Alfred’s. So, I decided to discover what happened to them. "The quest has taken me 13 years.”
shut up they did not find another goddamn king under another goddamn car park
Buffy Summers — Buffy the Vampire Slayer S02E09/E10.
Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it
i don't remember them playing mahjong but they do other old man things like going to the wet market together and drinking soup and taking walks. anyway go watch suk suk / twilight's kiss
"ok but where's the old chinese lesbians" go watch all shall be well. it's by the same director and the old chinese lesbians are also at the market
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#the patron saint of do it scared do it crying (via @hgedits)
do y’all remember usernames??? from back when every fuckin website didn’t need your email phone number home address social security number just to join/sign up for something?? when you could make website-specific accounts that weren’t linked to literally anything else??? they tried to boil us like a frog slowly switching to “username/email” and then just asking for your email. but I remember. I remember usernames.
the thing about sam winchester is if you gave him a death note he would do the exact same thing as light im not even joking. like he'd probably try a little harder to keep up the pretense of 'this is for the greater good' or whatever but come on. he'd start killing people immediately. anyway i think crowley should give him a death note for his birthday i just wanna see what happens
yk how ryuk doesn't even have to do anything, light is just Like That??? same deal. except sam would take the shinigami eyes deal too tbh
#crowley would be the FIRST on sam’s list (via @biblically-accurate-trans-girl)
crowley would be the first on the list AND he'd be surprised and incredibly offended about it. im convinced that he'd delude himself into thinking that sam would never put him on there. he'd be like alright moose you can kill anyone in the world, all that power right there at your fingertips, who are you ki- YOU DIDN'T EVEN SPELL FERGUS CORRECTLY
[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]