Hello this is Pizza and welcome to my Ted Talk

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[yeetzathepizza]

Gingerbread: S(he) be(lie)ve(d)

Red Wine: He lied...

Steak: Sbeve

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Black Tea: Those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent.

Black Tea: Lesbionage

Chocolate: bi spy

Milk: it’s an ace case

Brownie: Secret gaygent.

Coffee: #PAN WITH A PLAN

Tiramisu: queer with gear

[yeetzathepizza]

Pizza: I didn't drink that much last night.

Cheese: You were flirting with Cassata.

Pizza: So what? He's my boyfriend.

Cheese: You asked him if he was single, then cried when he said he wasn't.

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Bloody Mary: Could you stop undressing me with your eyes?

Steak: I’m adding more clothes.

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[yeetzathepizza]

I am hungry for some Steak

[foodfantasyshitpost]

go out and play kids

more under the cut

[yeetzathepizza]

Raindrop Cake: We’re going to die.

Bonito Rice: Maybe you should be more optimistic?

Raindrop Cake: We’re going to die more quickly.

[izyurfimenipaflanyant]

merry crisis everyone

[cornycornfriendo-blog]

And a happy new fear

[tea-cuddles-and-overthinking]

you can only reblog this in the six (6) days between the two (2) occasions

[yeetzathepizza]

Gingerbread: Steak, why are your boobs so big?

Steak: They’re not boobs

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[virgocity]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[smuuuuukabowl-deactivated201903]

So need😑🙃

[corporatebigwig]

Gimme some fucking money

[yeetzathepizza]

I see no difference

[kashewchew]

Forgot that I made adjustments to this!

[yeetzathepizza]

Steak: I know what you are...  you’re so pale, the light bounces off your skin.

Red Wine: (gruffly) What?

Steak:  Iron deficient

[yeetzathepizza]

Merry fuckmas 

[yeetzathepizza]

Coffee: Hey Chocolate, what do you think love is?

Chocolate: Love is... being horny, but in your heart.

Coffee: So you’re horny for me in your heart?

Chocolate: Yes

[yeetzathepizza]

save me from myself thx