possibly confused give me food

hi i'm emmet | any pronouns. tbh just use what you use | chronic enjoyer of mid media

[chamomeowletea]

i want to turn my asks on so so bad i love questions and statements but all i receive is one million bot 4ever

[normal-sane-era]

acting all humble like he wasn't just begging and crying for it

[conspiracy-frog]

Sorry to ryland but this is a historic derby right now

Hear me out

Size difference yaoi goes crazy with this one

[aretasreads]

sooo this pic of smoke is insane

[the-daft-ghoul]

This is what happens when I let myself edit at ungodly hours in the morning, you're welcome

[chipsncookies]

Happy Jirachi day and thank you for giving us this legendary gif

[bishopony]

my really funny and original concept

[honeycakelion]

toxic (not really) exes

[greelin]

saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.

[sharkfiinn]

rocky fix.

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

[hyumjim]

Starting a collection

[hyumjim]

[cholvoq]

weight of the world.

[creepymutelilbugger]

posting the spotted hyena vision diagram again

[pupdotcom]

real

[kittiescatlover]

Kitties dont relly have Breeds like doggies do but they have special types like Weird Baby, Angry Head, Sleeper Fatty, Yappy Meower, Orange, Sweetie Playful, and The Creep. If you collect them all, well. You will probably have too many kitties.

[b0nkcreat]

you can collect them like pokeymans

[kittiescatlover]

Wow this is actually a perfect drawing of some of the types of kitties. Thank you

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

did anything crazy happen in ur town?

yes

no

one next to mine

one my friend/family member/partner lives in

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