Final Fantasy VII Wonder Catcher: Worthless, or useful?
Ah, Gold Saucer. Anyone familiar with Final Fantasy VII is aware of the fun center that becomes available early in the game, filled with mini-games and events that can be a great time waster within the game. Most games or events yield prizes based on skill, but some are based on luck. Inside the Wonder Square part of Gold Saucer is a game called “Wonder Catcher”: The easiest game in concept. Drop in 100 gil, and you receive a random item. Or...no item at all. At any rate, there is no skill involved, only pure luck. There’s no way to ensure a better item to receive, you are only left up to the Gods of Gaming to determine if you’re lucky enough to receive a good item for the menial pay. But everywhere I see online is how useless the Wonder Catcher game is, because you almost always receive a Potion or nothing at all, which are both not worth shelling out 100 gil a piece. However, there are some great items that can be won in the WC, but the odds of these items appearing are obviously low. But...how low? And is throwing all of this money into the game worth it in the long run? For the purpose of testing, I tallied every item I received from the WC, with the percentages tossed in for extra measure. I played WC a grand total of 296 times (because all I had on me was about 29,600 gil when I started), and below is the list of items I received in that timespan: Potion: 124 (42%) Nothing: 72 (24%) 1 GP: 57 (19%) 3 GP: 27 (9%) Phoenix Down*: 14 (5%) Elixir: 2 (<1%) Note: You can receive more items than these, but they did not show up during the test period. As you can see, they have extremely low odds. Other items include 80 GP, 100 GP, and Megalixirs *It has come to my attention that on the right machine, winning a Phoenix Down actually yields an Ether, and vice-versa on the left machine. So...yeah. Looks pretty rough, right? Now, I spent 29,600 gil overall. Considering the worth of the items above, did I overspend to net these items? The list below shows the worth of all the items, multiplied by the amount I received. Potion: 50 gil. (6,200 gil) Nothing: 0 gil (...shocker) 1 GP: 100 gil (The price the GP scalper charges per GP. 5,700 gil) 3 GP: 300 gil (8,100 gil) Ether: 1500 gil (21,000 gil) Elixir: ??? Total worth: 41,000 (not counting the Elixirs) Elixirs are not able to be purchased within the game, and therefore have no real estimate-able worth. However...in Gold Saucer, an X-Potion is worth 80 GP, and a Turbo Ether is worth 100 GP. Seeing as an Elixir is essentially these two items molded into one, we could assume an Elixir is worth 180 GP, or more considering it’s more convenient. So let’s just say 200 GP. That would add a whopping 40,000 gil to our total if we went by those numbers, bringing it up to 81,000, which is almost triple the worth of the money I originally spent. But of course, the real worth of Elixirs are up for debate. In broader terms, I spent about 30,000 gil and received 138 GP, 2 Elixirs, 14 Ethers, and a full stock of Potion. Not entirely terrible, but...dammit I could have used that 30 grand on something a little more useful at this point and time. Final verdict: Is it worthless? Overall, yes. Considering the fact literally two-thirds of the items received is generally a Potion or nothing at all, and there’s no guarantee on anything you’ll win, the money you have on you would probably be more useful for something else that you can actually control. While I did accrue a decent amount of GP, and 2 Elixirs, as well as not needing to buy Ethers or Potions for quite some time, those were all things that I more or less could have done without, and used that 30,000 gil for new equipment and Materia. Keep in mind that I did every single one on the right machine, and not the left. The differences between the two are that Phoenix Downs, 80 GP, and Megalixirs come out of the left machine, while Ethers, 100 GP, and Elixirs come out of the right. My last bit to say is that you really should just avoid this game and spend your hard earned money on things you actually have control over. The chances of winning something actually worthwhile is so painfully low that you will have to shell out a lot of money and time before you see even one of these prizes appear.

















