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THIS IS MY BLOG: THE ONLY PLACE FOR CORRECT FACTS AND OPINIONS. ASK AN YE SHALL RECEIVE FULL UNCENSERED KNOWLEDJE. AN KNOWING IS HALF THE FUCKIN WHATEVER. FOLLOW OR DIE

#PETE SPEAKS #[this oughta be fun]#the eltingville club

HEY GUYS I'M BACK. MY PSYCHIATRIST HAD TO FIX MY DOSAGE BECAUSE OF MORBIUS. I EXPECTED MARVEL TO FUCK UP VAMPIRE REPRESENTATION, BUT NOT THIS BAD. I CAN'T EVEN TALK TO THE CLUB ABOUT IT CUZ THEY KEEP SAYIN SHIT LIKE "ITS MORBIN TIME" AND ACCUSIN ME OF LIKIN THE MATT SMITH SHIRTLESS SCENE BECAUSE HE'S SHIRTLESS AND NOT THE REAL REASON WHICH IS THE CGI. PEOPLE ARE DYIN IN SWEATSHOPS OVER MAKIN MATT SMITH LOOK SICK AS HELL, AND I'M NOT LETTIN IT GO UNAPPRECIATED!

#pete speaks #[hc he liked the shirtless scene for several reasons]#[he also thinks the memes are funny but also legit despises morbius (THE MOVIE NOT THE COMICS) and he doesnt know how to cope with that]

I WAS LOOKIN UNDER BILL'S BED FOR MORE SHIT TO BLACKMAIL HIM WIT AND I FOUND SEVERAL COPIES OF WII PLAY, MADDEN 08, AND CHIBI ROBO ZIP LASH. I'M STARTIN TO THINK SOMETHINS WRONG WIT HIM

#pete speaks #pete dinunzio #bill dickey #the eltingville club #[imagine if i never explained this or made a clarifying followup post]#[this could be the beginning of a storyline or a neglected one-off reference. the possibilities are eeeendless]#[also dont mind the spellin. i watched the pilot again and realized pete's voice wasnt coming thru on these posts as much as id like]

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DEAR ANYONE WHOSE EVER HAD A REMOTELY POSITIVE THOUGHT ABOUT BILL: IM CURRENTLY TRAPPED IN HIS BASEMENT LISTENING TO HIM MONOLOGUE ABOUT FUCKING HIS WII U. HE HASNT DONE IT YET BUT IM STARTING TO THINK H

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hey all, bill doesn't actually want to fuck his wii u. i'm a lying piece of shit who uses club funds to bHE LITERALLY COMPARED THE CONTROLLERS JOYSTICKS TO NIPand i still can't piss without a step stDID I MENTJON HE KEEPS HISS AMIBOS IN INDIVIDUAL MASON JA

#pete speaks #pete dinunzio #bill dickey #[ftr bill was actually ranting about the boobs on an amiibo not being big enough. which amiibo? who cares]

DEAR ANYONE WHOSE EVER HAD A REMOTELY POSITIVE THOUGHT ABOUT BILL: IM CURRENTLY TRAPPED IN HIS BASEMENT LISTENING TO HIM MONOLOGUE ABOUT FUCKING HIS WII U. HE HASNT DONE IT YET BUT IM STARTING TO THINK H

EGG CREAM TIME BABEYYYYY

#PETE SPEAKS #[yea sure ill put this on my ask blog]

MY MOM KEEPS GIVIN JERRY LARGE TUPPERWARE CONTAINERS OF LEFTOVER PASTA EVERY TIME HE COMES OVER. SHE TREATS HIM LIKE A STARVED PUPPY BUT HE'S PRACTICALLY A BOTTOMLESS PIT. HE'LL EAT YOUR WHOLE FUCKIN FRIDGE AND THEN HAVE THE AUDACITY TO BITCH WHEN HE GETS THE RUNS FROM ALL THE DAIRY (TRUE. FUCKIN. STORY.)

#PETE SPEAKS #THE ELTINGVILLE CLUB #pete dinunzio #jerry stokes

I see. Also; what did you think of the latest installment of the SAW series? Personally; I found it to be watered down, a bit uninspired and most of the traps to be too...simple. Plus the new Jigsaw sounded like Kermit the Frog, if he was from Wisconsin! *Sighs* I know that franchise can do better- especially in the trap area and the horror lair department! It just needs a fight to be lit under its butt!

HAVENT SEEN IT YET! MY PARENTS ONLY HAVE NETFLIX AN THE USHER AT THE AMC STOPPED TAKING BRIBES. PLUS JUMPSCARES TRIGGER JERRY'S IBS AN WEVE DECIDED AFTER THE TERROR TOWN INCIDENT THAT JERRY SHITTING HIS PANTS IS NO LONGER FUNNY

#PETE SPEAKS #PETE ANSWERS #wandawillkill312 #pete dinunzio #jerry stokes #the eltingville club #[*casually dances around the fact that im a chronic media avoider*]

radiation

#[well here we go again]#[*insert the entire tara and raven video*]

What do you think of modern indie horror games? Personally; I think they're making the genre soft. I mean; "Baldi's Basics?", "Cartoon Cat?" Not to mention; you can't kill, in these games!

SOFT? THEY MAKE IT DUMB IS WHAT THEY DO. HALF OF INDIE "HORROR" HASNT MOVED PAST SLENDER WHICH WAS ONLY SCARY IF YOU HATE 100 GECS AND COLLECTING SHIT (BOTH OF WHICH I LOVE) AND THE OTHER HALF STILL PISS THEIR PANTS WHEN THEY SEE CHUCKY CHEESE. AT LEAST THE PANTSPISSERS TRY TO PRETEND THEIR UNIQUE. AND AT LEAST BALDYS BASICS KNEW IT WAS A SHITPOST. CARTOON CAT IS JUST A SHIT COLLECTATHON WITH VAGUE RULES AND BASIC EARBLEED JUMPSCARES

#pete speaks #pete answers #wandawillkill312

ANYONE ELSE THINK THE PS5 LOOKS LIKE A PUSSY? ASIDE FROM THE GLOWIN PART

#pete speaks #just sayin #[lol he doesnt know pussies light up what an idiot]

JOSH WANTS ME TO FILM AND EDIT HIS STUPID VOCALOID DANCE COVERS. CANT EVEN GET HIM TO PAY ME. HE SAID SMTH ABOUT EXPOSURE BUT FUCK IF IM GONNA BE EXPOSED TO WEEBS. HELL ID TAKE A PAYCUT FOR HIM TO NOT CREDIT ME

#PETE SPEAKS #the eltingville club #pete dinunzio #josh levy

PROTIP: IF YOU EVER WANT BILL TO SHUT THE FUCK UP JUST START SAYIN "SHEEEEEEESH". HELL BITE YOU BUT ID TAKE THAT OVER HIM CALLIN MY MCR POSTERS GAY.

#PETE SPEAKS #ITS NOT GAY IF ITS COOL AS FUCK #pete dinunzio #bill dickey #the eltingville club

yellingangrypete

I FUCKIN HATE IT HERE. WHATS THE POINT IN DRINKIN WINE AT THANKSGIVING IF I CANT WEAR ANY A MY VAMPIRE COSPLAYS???

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NOW IM GROUNDED CUZ ME AN MY COUSINS WERE PLAYIN SMASH BROS IRL AN I USED MY FLAMETHROWER ON MY LIL COUSIN. MAYBE HE SHOULDVE RAN FASTER HAHA

I FUCKIN HATE IT HERE. WHATS THE POINT IN DRINKIN WINE AT THANKSGIVING IF I CANT WEAR ANY A MY VAMPIRE COSPLAYS???

#PETE SPEAKS

BILL'S MAD ABOUT PRONOUNS AGAIN. CAN'T COMPLAIN SINCE I CAPITALIZE EVERYTHING

#PETE SPEAKS #[waka waka]

JERRY FOUND A NO CLOTHES MOD FOR FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

#PETE SPEAKS #[christ thats probably a thing]#the eltingville club #pete dinunzio #jerry stokes

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