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watched an episode of the midnight gospel at midnight last night with my head in my friend’s lap while trying desperately not to grieve the place which I am leaving. and then fell asleep on the couch. oh to stretch so wonderfully thin I cease to exist except in the eyes of others. i can’t wait to go home but i’m still not quite sure where that is.

#thinking really hard #i need to pack #and eat dinner

hailraykin-deactivated20230814

Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through

allpinkandgoldandglittering

Appreciation post for Elizabeth Henstridge's directional debut being the highest rated episode in the entire series

#YES YES #queen

allpinkandgoldandglittering

Happy six years to the episode of all time <3

#still one of the top episodes #of the entire show truly #I love time loop shenanigans

divorcedwife

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

divorcedwife

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

ch4051nth3k1tch3n

my birthday isn’t on there #erasure

divorcedwife

all birthdays are there, don't give up! troubleshooting :

when looking for your birthday, make sure to read the small grey italicized number, not the big orange numbers ; january 14, for example, is on the 25th day of the month of nivôse.

there are three months for each season ; if you're on mobile, you may need to scroll sideways to see the third one.

some birthdays in september are in a special section. that is because the first day of the year is september 22nd, and the last few days of the year before that are special holidays. see :

also, i know i joked about some days being less cool than others, but that's also the point of the calendar : replacing worship of saints with appreciation of the tools and plants that allow us to live. don't feel bad for having topsoil as your day, where would be without topsoil?

starsandsupernovae

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need better friends

starsandsupernovae

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need to be better friends

koiagain

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

gayvampyr

it really pisses me off when adults sit there and drill it into kids’ heads that their youth is fleeting and tell them things like “enjoy your childhood while it lasts because this is the best it’s gonna get”. why are you telling children that adulthood is the worst thing they can experience? seriously what the fuck is wrong with you, why are you trying to make them feel like growing up is a fate worse than death? trying to convince them their life is over before it even begins? i’m tired of that shit. because tell my why my 12 year old cousin told me when she turns 30 she’ll be so depressed she’s just gonna cry all the time. what the fuck. kids don’t need to hear that their already stressful and overwhelming lives are never going to get better, that the abuse and lack of autonomy they face is apparently the highlight of their lives. they need to hear about adults who are happy to be alive and happy to have made it to their age. they need to know that growing up rules, it’s a gift and life does not have to suck for them, that they have a future that’s worth sticking around for. this rhetoric is so damaging mentally and i’m about to start hitting the adults who parrot it. i’m sorry you hate your life but you don’t get to dump your issues on these kids. don’t piss me off and leave these babies alone!

c3rvida3

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

c3rvida3

Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag.

le-panda-chocovore

Still no homo ?

c3rvida3

I'm gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.

#i feel like this about all my friends a little i think #croutons included genuinely i ate plenty at night in high school

mrsterlingeverything

Guys… we have to do the main quest at some point

#this is misinformation #main quest isn’t real

allpinkandgoldandglittering

Ngl it's very funny to me that there are mcu fans who don't know about aos and think that Coulson just stayed dead after the Avengers. Like wdym you don't know that he had a truly magical beach holiday that resulted in him carving alien patterns into walls? You didn't hear about how he jumped out of a plane with explosions all around him and managed to aim for the titchy portal to another planet where the squid guy who inspired the devil lived?? That he was imprisoned in a digital reality where he was a history teacher who made his own soap?? That his kids missed him after he died slightly more permanently so they made an alien robot with his memories and personality??? Yeah he was even ghost rider for like five minutes

#phil coulson i love you #one of the characters ever #though to be clear the entire aos cast is

allpinkandgoldandglittering

Ngl it's very funny to me that there are mcu fans who don't know about aos and think that Coulson just stayed dead after the Avengers. Like wdym you don't know that he had a truly magical beach holiday that resulted in him carving alien patterns into walls? You didn't hear about how he jumped out of a plane with explosions all around him and managed to aim for the titchy portal to another planet where the squid guy who inspired the devil lived?? That he was imprisoned in a digital reality where he was a history teacher who made his own soap?? That his kids missed him after he died slightly more permanently so they made an alien robot with his memories and personality??? Yeah he was even ghost rider for like five minutes