YELPING THE HOLE

We had a mediocre experience at a favorite eatery. We felt compelled to Yelp it. Then we realized that enough people had Yelped the hell out of the place and others. We found their musings funny. Maybe you will too. The focus here is on tourist comments-locals are much more prone to know what the hell they are talking about.

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#hillaryclinton #hillary2016 #presidentswearpantsuits @hillaryclinton #hillaryforhalloween #textsfromhillary #hilloween

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It's been raining for like 40 days so we'll roast fragrant things and try to make the best of it. #gettingharderandhardertosayweneedthemoisture #westillneedthemositure #butseriouslytho

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Emerg-a-Care Hasn't dr. Blue endured enough hate?

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DOG (Down on Glen)

I love that he called the guy  "douchy" and still gave the place 3 stars. Behold the epic awesomeness of a D.O.G. breakfast burrito. Keep up the good work guys!

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THE GRANARY

I'm sorry- did you just compare breathtaking views of one of the world's most spectacular mountain ranges to a Planet Hollywood? I think I just threw up in my mouth.

For the record: this is what the Granary looks like.  This is what a Planet Hollywood looks like.

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THE VIRGE

You calling us fat Kev?

We're known for a lot of things around here,  being unhealthy is not one of them.

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SHADES

Well aren't you just a witty little world traveler finding a hidden gem just steps from the gaudiness of our Town Square! Congratulations on being able to walk around a corner! Because if there's one place that isn't ironically kitschy, it Shades Cafe.  Call Anthony Bourdain! There's a new sheriff in town!

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McDonalds

What the what now?