Hi. I'm extremely awkward.

Smooth as crunchy peanut butter

[forprideuses]

OKAY THEN

[1-800-horrorfilms]

"who knows what they still do on tumblr"

us:

[clownmoontoon]

OBSESSED W THIS DESCRIPTION IN THE SCREENPLAY

WHY DID THEY ROAST HIM LIKE THAT LMAO 😭

[everythingfox]

Learning about door stops

Oliver

[eclipsedshadowk]

@smalldogvibechecks

[smalldogvibechecks]

Rating: cute

Puppies are curious, and the doorstop is a weird new thing that moves and makes noise when you stomp it! This looks fine, just a puppy playing with its environment.

[saddest-cat-hours]

[anxietydaddy]

god striking me down

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

[shinjis]

[lifeinsillypictures]

fresh bread is honestly one of the biggest reason to be alive in this ugly world

[ryuuna]

cactus beatdowns are definitely the answer to ppl making her sister do unnecessary labor

[everythingfox]

They protect

[catchymemes]

Life of Crocodile

via https://imgur.com/gallery/mG5O6pR

[dapenguinninja]

the freaking strugle

[worlds-leading-gnome-expert]

I’m sorry to distract from the crocodiles struggles but uh

[woahspace]

Clarke loved Lexa Clarke loved Lexa Clarke loved Lexa Clarke loved Lexa Clarke loved Lexa Clarke loved Lexa Clarke loved Lexa Clarke loved Lexa Clarke loved Lexa Clarke loved Lexa Clarke loved Lexa

[yourethecommander]

Lexa loves Clarke Lexa loves Clarke Lexa loves Clarke Lexa loves Clarke Lexa loves Clarke Lexa loves Clarke Lexa loves Clarke Lexa loves Clarke Lexa loves Clarke Lexa loves Clarke Lexa loves Clarke Lexa loves Clarke

[duchessofyetiville]

Honestly don’t know who Lexa and Clarke are, but I am Lexa and he is my Clarke.

[clarkru]

[woahspace]

[wellimightbutprobablywont]

To make it freakin’ clear. So no more confused straights.

This is Clarke:

This is Lexa:

Clarke and Lexa:

[anna-kendrick]

Pitch Perfect 3 (2017) but it’s 1 star letterboxd reviews…

[chalkandwater]

[merlinthegrey-deactivated201803]

Now that’s a motherfucking gifset. 

[memewhore]

[callmedeku24]

Lmfaoooooo 💀💀😂

[beachdeath]

the most #UselessLesbian thing i have ever done was when i was trying to figure out if this girl liked me or not, just constantly arguing with myself about it, and after a couple, uh, months, of this, i was like, “god i wish i could just like… go to court and lay out all this evidence and have a couple lawyers argue over the TRUE MEANING of her text messages, and then a judge tells me if she likes me or not.” and then the proverbial lightbulb went off over my proverbial head, and i dug into my mock trial folder from high school and found the trial guidelines and i wrote out an entire trial transcript featuring a plaintiff (me), my attorney (my wildest hopes and dreams), a defense attorney (my worst fears and insecurities), and a judge (my desperate attempt at rationality). the final product was several thousand words long. it clarified nothing. at any point in this process did it occur to me to ask her how she felt about me? absolutely not. did i ever stop and think, “hey, maybe i should tell her that i like her?” absolutely not. that’s for people who take risks and i don’t take risks i take myself to court in my own head.

[mugwomps]

I’m sorry you put you thru this but I can’t help laughing

[slightmayhem]

“i am sorry you put you through this” is for real the best phrase i have heard in 2018

[thoodleoo]

do you ever think it annoyed philip the second of macedon that his son alexander was able to tame the rowdy horse bucephalus when his own name means 'horse-lover'

[thoodleoo]

like imagine being horse-lover ii, ruler of macedon, and then one day this stupid fucking unrideable horse comes along and you're like 'get this horse out of here' but then your son is like 'let me see that horse real quick' and IMMEDIATELY figures out what's wrong with the horse and he and the horse become so close that people act like their fates are entwined and he names cities after the horse and people who look up to him make a point of ALSO having a super-special horse 'just like alexander and bucephalus.' meanwhile you're horse-lover the second of macedon, the guy who almost didn't buy this fucking horse and later got stabbed to death by his own bodyguard

[insomniac-arrest]

it’s so bizarre when animated American films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no damn sense!! like

WHY IS SHE MORE FRENCH THAN THE REST OF THEM???

[insomniac-arrest]

WHY ARE THESE GUYS MORE SCOTTISH THAN THE KIDS??

(also, aren’t they Vikings or something?)

[bramblepatch]

To be fair, almost everyone in Ratatouille does have a French accent. The real question is why Linguini and also all the rats sound intensely American

If it was just the rats I’d say it’s because the movie can be interpreted to mean that the rats understand but don’t necessarily speak human languages so the rat dialog isn’t literally taking place the way we see it but that doesn’t explain why Linguini has a rat accent

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

LINGUINI HAS A RAT ACCENT 

[noah-moth-cursed-chaos]

Do we ever hear like

For sure that Linguini grew up in France tho?

It could be possible he’s just an American immigrant

[burningivy]

I mean his name is Alfredo Linguini so I always assumed he was Italian

[noah-moth-cursed-chaos]

I’m sorry his first name is Alfredo?

[noah-moth-cursed-chaos]

What

[insomniac-arrest]

ALFREDO???

[bauliya]

he’s American you guys his mother was American it was mentioned in the beginning

[insomniac-arrest]

I’m sorry, I’ve moved on to the fact his mother was going through her cupboard for baby names

[metalheadsagainstfascism]

For all of the northerners that stood up for Texas during our freeze and said, "Don't make fun of them, they've never dealt with this before. Their infrastructure isn't made for snow and freezing."

This one is for you.

Where I live 108°F with 80% humidity with no wind is normal.

Pacific North West is dealing historic best waves 35-40°C or 95-105°F.

First of all. Don't make fun of them for bitching about the heat. Just like Texas isn't built for a freeze and our pipes burst, Pacific North West isn't built for heat and a lot of their homes don't have AC.

If you live somewhere with a high humidity like 80+ HUMIDITY IS NOT YOUR FRIEND. The "humidity makes it feel cooler" is a lie once it gets beyond a point.

If you live somewhere with a lower humidity, misters are nice to cool off outside.

Once you get over 90°F (32°C) a fan will not help you. It's just pushing around hot air. (I mean if you can't afford a small AC unit because they're expensive as hell, by all means a fan is better than nothing).

If you have pets, those portable AC units aren't safe. If your pets destroy the outtake thing, it'll leak CO2. Window units are safer.

Window AC units will let mosquitoes or other small bugs in. Sucks, but that's life.

Now is not the time to me modest. If you have to cover for religious reasons, by all means. If you don't, I've seen people wear short shorts and a swim top. It's not trashy if it keeps you from getting heat stroke.

If you do have to cover up for religious reasons, look for elephant pants or something similar. They're made with a breathable material.

Shade is better than no shade, but that shit it just diet sun after some point. Don't think shade will save you from heat stroke.

I know the "drink your water" is a fun meme now, but if you're sweating excessively you need electrolytes. Drink Gatorade, Powerade, or Pedialite PLEASE. I don't care if you're fucking sitting in one spot all day. That shit WILL save you from heat stroke.

Most importantly. RESEARCH THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HEAT STROKE AND HEAT EXHAUSTION PLEASE!

Heat exhaustion is more, "drink water and get you cooled off." Heat stroke is more "Oh my god call 911."

Be safe.

-fae

[politicalhobbyist]

Wear a hat and regularly soak it in water. As it dries it will cool your head. Its in the mid 90s here today and my hat is drying out in an hour or so, plan accordingly.

Take your time with tasks Physical activity generates body heat and you do not need more of that.

Good curtains on your windows help keep the sun out and the ac in.

[metalheadsagainstfascism]

Yes.

If you can afford it, blackout curtains or really thick curtains that keeps the sun out will insulate the windows.

I needed this when I lived in an apartment where my room faced west because the setting sun was too hot and the AC couldn't keep up.

-fae