A Little Infinity

Hi my name is Marcea. PC: My friend, Ashley

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

we should domesticate seals

[gothkeanu-deactivated20171110]

u ring someone’s doorbell and instead of hearing a dog’s bark u hear a super deep terrifying seal bark and u hear a loud wet flopping noise

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

that’s the world i want to live in

[markv5]

Мне нравится, что все эти разные виды кошек сдружились, несмотря на такие явные различия между ними

[napoleanbonafarte]

“I like that all these different cats have become friends despite the obvious differences between them”

[dishwatergalaxy]

THE ARABIAN SAND BOA LOOKS LIKE A SOCK PUPPET I CAN’T BREATHE.

[cheese24k]

[felicefawn]

I can’t fucking breathe. Holy shit. This is basically my entire personality and interests in a video. I will never recover from this.

[deactivated-12312018]

STOP IT

[sentientbowlofoatmeal]

hELP

[pardonmewhileipanic]

I can’t even pretend for a second this isn’t something I would do lol

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

i’m the one that ran back to the start, because that’s who i am

[bace-jeleren]

This video exfoliated my skin and cured my depression. I can finally, truely smile.

[craggs13]

‘LOGAN HANDSOMEPANTS!”

[left-reminders]

[dankmemebrowser]

Ya but you gotta specify… frost glacier freeze or cool blue you can’t just say “blue” bc there’s more than one blue….

[chief0keefe]

blue and light blue nice try officer

[petyrbaelishs]

#girlpower

[theanti90smovement]

I will never forget the time I asked a little girl how old she was and she said “6 but I’ve been alive like 30 years”

[reptisketch-deactivated20171107]

[axew]

[shining-magically]

^ what we thought Pokemon Go was gonna be like

[shining-magically]

what Pokemon Go actually is like

[678i0u]

Tom Holland Was Disappointed After Trying on the Spider-Man Costume

[lightsaber]

tumblr art hoes decorating their bedrooms

[abubakr0567]

[becausebirds]

She took the bait.

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

Just introduced a kid to her adoptive parents. They brought her a dozen roses. We met at a restaurant. I arrived early to get a private booth and told the waitstaff what was up. So all the servers were having a cry in the corner. I’m at a coffee shop a few miles away, giving them space and having my own cry.

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

Adoptive mom clarified to me later: roses were pink because pink means forever.

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

What’s more important than the roses, though, is they also brought her a luggage set so she wouldn’t be moving her things in garbage bags. The luggage matches theirs, cause it’s family luggage for family trips.

[eventualeternity-deactivated201]

And now the rest of us are crying too

[alacerlucifer]

[electricbreeze]

Schrödinger’s boys

[klubbhead]

FUCK

[alphahoennomega]

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

[crystalsoulslayer]

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

[6qubed]

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

[bronzyglow]

personally i love walking around target and dissociating

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

Before vs After Adoption

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[alittlebulletgoesalongway-deact]

Always adopt. Always.