i should (not) being so goddamn scared

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛 ? 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝓱𝓲𝓶 ?

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Once I was watching a movie review and the guy said, "If men are so obsessed with finding a nerdy girlfriend, why don't they date their best friend?" and I quickly thought of Mike.

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Damn I really miss S4 Byler

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Spiderwill this, MJ Wheeler that, but what about Spider Will and Gwen Mike?

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So guys what about a crack AU like “Mafia Boss Mike X y/n Will” lol

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The author of ttmd;ttms and ytmh:iws being the same person is so iconic. Gurl can write a cute romance and write a whoring smut, that's what I call versatility. The two sides of the same coin.

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So many Byler AUs but I still waiting and wanting a Cowboy Mike and Roman General Will.

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Imagine Mike takes his random girlfriend to watch Brokeback Mountain because she thought it would be a straight sweet romantic film and she thinks Heath Ledger is cute, so the Tent scene came and with Mike simply chokes with popcorn

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hellfire Mike was the most bisexual nerd teen thing that could ever existed.

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“byler was never in the cards”

Then they forgot to tell the writers, directors, cinematographer, cameraman, the stylist, prop makers, light guy, and especially the actors.

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Waiting for the day someone will write a Stranger Things version of "All the Young Dudes”

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The concept of Will Byers listening to this song and living the best of his life in 1996 meanwhile Mike Wheeler still closeted and he is preparing his lavender wedding with some random fiancee

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The fact that Mike showed more interest in men than Will himself is lowkey funny.

Mike: Eddie, Angela's boyfriend, muscle characters posters on his bedroom, Superman...

Will: Mike, David Bowie, random epilogue date

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Every Byler post-epilogue fanfic be like:

1- Middle-aged Mike crashes his car while listening to Goodluck Babe

2- Sex, Drugs and Rock n' Roll

3- Everybody Hates Carlton

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It's kinda funny that Mike has more chemistry with anyone of the Party than he has with El in S5.

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Middle-age Mike when his future teen daughter comes home very upset because she argued with her best friend over some random boy

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“I Love You in every universe...” aaaah Bylerverse

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what kinda of straight guy makes a joke about biting his gay friend neck who was in love over him for years and who he friendzoned before