Hades

@yes-im-hades

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( The lovely person who drew The Profile picture is @thelittlesunflowerwantsrevenge I am so sorry. I forgot to credit you. Anyway, your art is beautiful )

Hello mortals and demigods I am lord hades If you are one of my children I am trying to be a better father So just contact me I am an ally I do not care your gender sexuality Where you come from I will respect Your pronouns And you can vent to me

( Other people part of the closed rp But this hades is for everybody So if you want to interact obviously Interact with me )

@wise-girltm

@silenasblogies

@miss-beauty-queen

@tis-i-piper-mclean

@i-can-see-stars-again

@iguanaurwayoutofhandcuffs

@ex-god-apollo

@goat-boy-underwood

@thalias-amazing-brother

@jasons-amazing-sister

@fire-boy-official

@gemstonequeen

@i-love-neeks

@king-of-the-ghosts

@totally-percy-jackson

( Out of character under the cut )

transmascmarypoppins

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

cecilsrandomeverything

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

chatblancofficial

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

tah1u11ah-reb1ogs

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

detector-of-things

Broken Post Detected!

damn i feel privileged to have run into this

u alive there? i haven't seen you interact on this blog for a bit

Ooc i’m perfectly fine. I just haven’t had anyone to interact with for a while. lol thanks for the concern anonymous buddy

Milo ran up to Hades, sobbing. It was unusual, as he said he would be home for at least a week. But he was here, clinging onto Hades. "Papa!.."

@beetlethebringerofdeath

What’s going on, hun?

beetlethebringerofdeath

"I-i can't go back to camp anymore.." He murmured, he didn't know how to explain that he died. All he remembered was falling, then a sharp pain in his chest, then nothing. "At least I get to stay with you.."

Oh honey, don’t worry it’s OK I know it’s scary me and my wife we will make sure you don’t feel alone

beetlethebringerofdeath

He sniffled, looking up at Hades. "Thank you, papa.." He murmured, hugging him tighter.

It’s all gonna be OK honey

Milo ran up to Hades, sobbing. It was unusual, as he said he would be home for at least a week. But he was here, clinging onto Hades. "Papa!.."

@beetlethebringerofdeath

What’s going on, hun?

beetlethebringerofdeath

"I-i can't go back to camp anymore.." He murmured, he didn't know how to explain that he died. All he remembered was falling, then a sharp pain in his chest, then nothing. "At least I get to stay with you.."

Oh honey, don’t worry it’s OK I know it’s scary me and my wife we will make sure you don’t feel alone

Milo ran up to Hades, sobbing. It was unusual, as he said he would be home for at least a week. But he was here, clinging onto Hades. "Papa!.."

@beetlethebringerofdeath

What’s going on, hun?

OOC

@yes-im-hades

Sooo..

Would you perhaps be willing to uhh...

Join me and a few others in a lil rp thingy 🥺

Bee, Theo, Reyno, and a few others are gonna come down to the underworld to negotiate with Hades to bring a friend back and possibly fight him soo...

You're the only Hades blog ik-

🥺🙏

Ooc: I’d be fine with that, but I do have to warn you the blog I run usually just depicts him as a decent person so I don’t know about the fighting thing cause I don’t know how that would happen but if it does happen, I’d still be willing to do it though. I also have to warn you I might respond slow. I am a tired queer person.

OOC

Thats totally fine! There doesn't have to be a fight! Also I too, am a tired queer person, so dw, I'm fine with waiting! If there's anything else you need to know then feel free to ask!

Ooc: I won’t be available for most of Tuesday as I have a homeschool program. I always forget to tell people that. lol

OOC

@yes-im-hades

Sooo..

Would you perhaps be willing to uhh...

Join me and a few others in a lil rp thingy 🥺

Bee, Theo, Reyno, and a few others are gonna come down to the underworld to negotiate with Hades to bring a friend back and possibly fight him soo...

You're the only Hades blog ik-

🥺🙏

Ooc: I’d be fine with that, but I do have to warn you the blog I run usually just depicts him as a decent person so I don’t know about the fighting thing cause I don’t know how that would happen but if it does happen, I’d still be willing to do it though. I also have to warn you I might respond slow. I am a tired queer person.

Hey, this is an out of character post this is odd

Hiii human beings and queers I’m making a new role-play blog for this new child of Hades. I made so that’s why I’m posting on this blog pacifically I’m gonna post her @ when I’m finished with the blog. She is a very silly girl. I will put her face claim

#one of the bi blogs #the bitch behind the chaos

please don't try to adopt my son he already has a perfectly....okay-ish father...well sorta? LOOK I'M TRYING HERE

@the-great-emperor-commodus

Yeah, shut up. They’re my kid now as well as your child

the-great-emperor-commodus

DON'T YOU DARE?????? I'LL FIGHT YOU???

Boo-hoo

the-great-emperor-commodus

MUTA NOTHI ,TE NECABO!

watch your mouth

I am an immortal god i’m not stealing your child away from you. I am merely adopting them.

the-great-emperor-commodus

[he gets all up in his face]

you'll not fuckin replace me, King of the underworld.

I’m not trying to replace you. I’m trying to give it clearly traumatized child a little bit of extra help. And do step back

the-great-emperor-commodus

shut the fuck up, I'll skin you alive.

If that spirit child couldn’t hurt me, I don’t think you can.

(Said spirit child after hearing that: >:O I could’ve easily killed you. I just chose not to.)

the-great-emperor-commodus

don't make me do something you'll regret,final warning.

Uh huh

the-great-emperor-commodus

[suddenly he grabs the front of whatever he's wearing and goes to headbutt him]

Just a confused dude*

the-great-emperor-commodus

[it makes contact with a quiet bonk that's heard a lot louder by the both of them,his forehead makes contact with hades's nose]

I have to go ask my wife where the tissues are. Thanks a lot.

A confused god with a bloody nose*

the-great-emperor-commodus

AND STAY AWAY!

You’re annoying

Disappears to find his wife*

please don't try to adopt my son he already has a perfectly....okay-ish father...well sorta? LOOK I'M TRYING HERE

@the-great-emperor-commodus

Yeah, shut up. They’re my kid now as well as your child

the-great-emperor-commodus

DON'T YOU DARE?????? I'LL FIGHT YOU???

Boo-hoo

the-great-emperor-commodus

MUTA NOTHI ,TE NECABO!

watch your mouth

I am an immortal god i’m not stealing your child away from you. I am merely adopting them.

the-great-emperor-commodus

[he gets all up in his face]

you'll not fuckin replace me, King of the underworld.

I’m not trying to replace you. I’m trying to give it clearly traumatized child a little bit of extra help. And do step back

the-great-emperor-commodus

shut the fuck up, I'll skin you alive.

If that spirit child couldn’t hurt me, I don’t think you can.

(Said spirit child after hearing that: >:O I could’ve easily killed you. I just chose not to.)

the-great-emperor-commodus

don't make me do something you'll regret,final warning.

Uh huh

the-great-emperor-commodus

[suddenly he grabs the front of whatever he's wearing and goes to headbutt him]

Just a confused dude*

the-great-emperor-commodus

[it makes contact with a quiet bonk that's heard a lot louder by the both of them,his forehead makes contact with hades's nose]

I have to go ask my wife where the tissues are. Thanks a lot.

A confused god with a bloody nose*

please don't try to adopt my son he already has a perfectly....okay-ish father...well sorta? LOOK I'M TRYING HERE

@the-great-emperor-commodus

Yeah, shut up. They’re my kid now as well as your child

the-great-emperor-commodus

DON'T YOU DARE?????? I'LL FIGHT YOU???

Boo-hoo

the-great-emperor-commodus

MUTA NOTHI ,TE NECABO!

watch your mouth

I am an immortal god i’m not stealing your child away from you. I am merely adopting them.

the-great-emperor-commodus

[he gets all up in his face]

you'll not fuckin replace me, King of the underworld.

I’m not trying to replace you. I’m trying to give it clearly traumatized child a little bit of extra help. And do step back

the-great-emperor-commodus

shut the fuck up, I'll skin you alive.

If that spirit child couldn’t hurt me, I don’t think you can.

(Said spirit child after hearing that: >:O I could’ve easily killed you. I just chose not to.)

the-great-emperor-commodus

don't make me do something you'll regret,final warning.

Uh huh

the-great-emperor-commodus

[suddenly he grabs the front of whatever he's wearing and goes to headbutt him]

Just a confused dude*

please don't try to adopt my son he already has a perfectly....okay-ish father...well sorta? LOOK I'M TRYING HERE

@the-great-emperor-commodus

Yeah, shut up. They’re my kid now as well as your child

the-great-emperor-commodus

DON'T YOU DARE?????? I'LL FIGHT YOU???

Boo-hoo

the-great-emperor-commodus

MUTA NOTHI ,TE NECABO!

watch your mouth

I am an immortal god i’m not stealing your child away from you. I am merely adopting them.

the-great-emperor-commodus

[he gets all up in his face]

you'll not fuckin replace me, King of the underworld.

I’m not trying to replace you. I’m trying to give it clearly traumatized child a little bit of extra help. And do step back

the-great-emperor-commodus

shut the fuck up, I'll skin you alive.

If that spirit child couldn’t hurt me, I don’t think you can.

(Said spirit child after hearing that: >:O I could’ve easily killed you. I just chose not to.)

the-great-emperor-commodus

don't make me do something you'll regret,final warning.

Uh huh

While Hades is in his throne room, a small frame appears out of the shadows. At first the person looks disoriented before seemingly realizing where they are once they look at the Lord of the Dead. "I can't believe it worked-"

"Um... hello, uh, Lord Hades- I uh... I've got a thing to... to ask of you- if you'd be willing to listen." It turns out to be a teenager, no older than 16, their face and hands scarred, bandages peeking through at the ends of their sleeves. They look nervous.

@pain-is-forever

Insert concern*

Of course child are you OK? Do you need medical aid ?

fightingthetoxicallegations

"What- no, no. It's not that." He looks confused at that, but realizes it's probably the way he looks. "It's... an underworld matter. Let's say hypothetically, if I killed a bunch of people and didn't bury them- or give them anything to pay Charon with... And their ghosts are hypothetically stuck in my head, or just with me... would it be possible to... I don't know, get them out? Have them cross the Styx?"

I’m pretty sure there is

(Ooc hey what time zone are you in if you’re comfortable with sharing because I prefer writing down people‘s time zones because it stops a lot of confusion )

fightingthetoxicallegations

"Okay...? Wow, that was- a lot easier than I thought."

//I'm in CET!

What did you think you were gonna have to do?

(ooc I am in mountain time it’s a five in the morning and I am a tired queer person)

fightingthetoxicallegations

"I don't know, they kinda- don't really have any money. None at all- and I heard that by myth, it means 100 years of just... wandering the shore of the river?"

//oooooffff

Hmmmmmmmm we may have had a policy like that but I do remember changing it

(ooc i’m role-playing with another person right now and the amount of googling. I’m having to do my mother already questions my search history it’s nothing inappropriate. It’s just weird. She’s gonna question it more lmao)

fightingthetoxicallegations

"That's... strange. I don't really- how do you keep Charon's pay grade when you just- let people in?"

I honestly don’t know either All right now let’s get some ghosts out of your head

fightingthetoxicallegations

"Holy- okay, okay.." truth be told, he doesn't exactly like people messing with his head, but he's willing to try.

It’s very likely it will fail

So Hades has already mentally adopted this child*

fightingthetoxicallegations

"That's fine- let's just try."

Insert Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo bullshit that fails*

I’m sorry, kid

fightingthetoxicallegations

"Well-" He stands there, hopeful for a moment, but then sighs. "Oh, yeah. That's- yeah, that's fine. Thanks-"

If they ever get too annoying, just threaten them

(if I stop responding for like 15 to 20 minutes, I am eating breakfast )

fightingthetoxicallegations

"Sure. Yeah. Cool. Um, I'll go now-"

He looks up, as if checking where in the overworld he'd end up.

"Hopefully it'll spit me out on the same continent..."

Need some help kid

fightingthetoxicallegations

"No, I'm fine- just calculating. Also, not a kid-"

You’re what 13 also do be careful not to land in the middle of the ocean

fightingthetoxicallegations

"I'm 16... also thanks, last time I ended up in Spain."

Still a child and are you sure you do not need any assistance?

fightingthetoxicallegations

"I'm not a child, I haven't been one for quite a while. And no, thanks. I can do things on my own."

I’ve been alive for thousands of years. You are a child.

fightingthetoxicallegations

"I've not been a child for years." He insists and starts looking for the exit door.

Second door on your right And I will continue calling you kid

fightingthetoxicallegations

"Thanks, and I'll forever hate being called that."

He goes to walk out of the palace, it's easier to just get out normally than try to shadow travel again.

Assist him, just barely barely completely unnoticeable assistance*

While Hades is in his throne room, a small frame appears out of the shadows. At first the person looks disoriented before seemingly realizing where they are once they look at the Lord of the Dead. "I can't believe it worked-"

"Um... hello, uh, Lord Hades- I uh... I've got a thing to... to ask of you- if you'd be willing to listen." It turns out to be a teenager, no older than 16, their face and hands scarred, bandages peeking through at the ends of their sleeves. They look nervous.

@pain-is-forever

Insert concern*

Of course child are you OK? Do you need medical aid ?

fightingthetoxicallegations

"What- no, no. It's not that." He looks confused at that, but realizes it's probably the way he looks. "It's... an underworld matter. Let's say hypothetically, if I killed a bunch of people and didn't bury them- or give them anything to pay Charon with... And their ghosts are hypothetically stuck in my head, or just with me... would it be possible to... I don't know, get them out? Have them cross the Styx?"

I’m pretty sure there is

(Ooc hey what time zone are you in if you’re comfortable with sharing because I prefer writing down people‘s time zones because it stops a lot of confusion )

fightingthetoxicallegations

"Okay...? Wow, that was- a lot easier than I thought."

//I'm in CET!

What did you think you were gonna have to do?

(ooc I am in mountain time it’s a five in the morning and I am a tired queer person)

fightingthetoxicallegations

"I don't know, they kinda- don't really have any money. None at all- and I heard that by myth, it means 100 years of just... wandering the shore of the river?"

//oooooffff

Hmmmmmmmm we may have had a policy like that but I do remember changing it

(ooc i’m role-playing with another person right now and the amount of googling. I’m having to do my mother already questions my search history it’s nothing inappropriate. It’s just weird. She’s gonna question it more lmao)

fightingthetoxicallegations

"That's... strange. I don't really- how do you keep Charon's pay grade when you just- let people in?"

I honestly don’t know either All right now let’s get some ghosts out of your head

fightingthetoxicallegations

"Holy- okay, okay.." truth be told, he doesn't exactly like people messing with his head, but he's willing to try.

It’s very likely it will fail

So Hades has already mentally adopted this child*

fightingthetoxicallegations

"That's fine- let's just try."

Insert Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo bullshit that fails*

I’m sorry, kid

fightingthetoxicallegations

"Well-" He stands there, hopeful for a moment, but then sighs. "Oh, yeah. That's- yeah, that's fine. Thanks-"

If they ever get too annoying, just threaten them

(if I stop responding for like 15 to 20 minutes, I am eating breakfast )

fightingthetoxicallegations

"Sure. Yeah. Cool. Um, I'll go now-"

He looks up, as if checking where in the overworld he'd end up.

"Hopefully it'll spit me out on the same continent..."

Need some help kid

fightingthetoxicallegations

"No, I'm fine- just calculating. Also, not a kid-"

You’re what 13 also do be careful not to land in the middle of the ocean

fightingthetoxicallegations

"I'm 16... also thanks, last time I ended up in Spain."

Still a child and are you sure you do not need any assistance?

fightingthetoxicallegations

"I'm not a child, I haven't been one for quite a while. And no, thanks. I can do things on my own."

I’ve been alive for thousands of years. You are a child.

fightingthetoxicallegations

"I've not been a child for years." He insists and starts looking for the exit door.

Second door on your right And I will continue calling you kid

please don't try to adopt my son he already has a perfectly....okay-ish father...well sorta? LOOK I'M TRYING HERE

@the-great-emperor-commodus

Yeah, shut up. They’re my kid now as well as your child

the-great-emperor-commodus

DON'T YOU DARE?????? I'LL FIGHT YOU???

Boo-hoo

the-great-emperor-commodus

MUTA NOTHI ,TE NECABO!

watch your mouth

I am an immortal god i’m not stealing your child away from you. I am merely adopting them.

the-great-emperor-commodus

[he gets all up in his face]

you'll not fuckin replace me, King of the underworld.

I’m not trying to replace you. I’m trying to give it clearly traumatized child a little bit of extra help. And do step back

the-great-emperor-commodus

shut the fuck up, I'll skin you alive.

If that spirit child couldn’t hurt me, I don’t think you can.

(Said spirit child after hearing that: >:O I could’ve easily killed you. I just chose not to.)

While Hades is in his throne room, a small frame appears out of the shadows. At first the person looks disoriented before seemingly realizing where they are once they look at the Lord of the Dead. "I can't believe it worked-"

"Um... hello, uh, Lord Hades- I uh... I've got a thing to... to ask of you- if you'd be willing to listen." It turns out to be a teenager, no older than 16, their face and hands scarred, bandages peeking through at the ends of their sleeves. They look nervous.

@pain-is-forever

Insert concern*

Of course child are you OK? Do you need medical aid ?

fightingthetoxicallegations

"What- no, no. It's not that." He looks confused at that, but realizes it's probably the way he looks. "It's... an underworld matter. Let's say hypothetically, if I killed a bunch of people and didn't bury them- or give them anything to pay Charon with... And their ghosts are hypothetically stuck in my head, or just with me... would it be possible to... I don't know, get them out? Have them cross the Styx?"

I’m pretty sure there is

(Ooc hey what time zone are you in if you’re comfortable with sharing because I prefer writing down people‘s time zones because it stops a lot of confusion )

fightingthetoxicallegations

"Okay...? Wow, that was- a lot easier than I thought."

//I'm in CET!

What did you think you were gonna have to do?

(ooc I am in mountain time it’s a five in the morning and I am a tired queer person)

fightingthetoxicallegations

"I don't know, they kinda- don't really have any money. None at all- and I heard that by myth, it means 100 years of just... wandering the shore of the river?"

//oooooffff

Hmmmmmmmm we may have had a policy like that but I do remember changing it

(ooc i’m role-playing with another person right now and the amount of googling. I’m having to do my mother already questions my search history it’s nothing inappropriate. It’s just weird. She’s gonna question it more lmao)

fightingthetoxicallegations

"That's... strange. I don't really- how do you keep Charon's pay grade when you just- let people in?"

I honestly don’t know either All right now let’s get some ghosts out of your head

fightingthetoxicallegations

"Holy- okay, okay.." truth be told, he doesn't exactly like people messing with his head, but he's willing to try.

It’s very likely it will fail

So Hades has already mentally adopted this child*

fightingthetoxicallegations

"That's fine- let's just try."

Insert Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo bullshit that fails*

I’m sorry, kid

fightingthetoxicallegations

"Well-" He stands there, hopeful for a moment, but then sighs. "Oh, yeah. That's- yeah, that's fine. Thanks-"

If they ever get too annoying, just threaten them

(if I stop responding for like 15 to 20 minutes, I am eating breakfast )

fightingthetoxicallegations

"Sure. Yeah. Cool. Um, I'll go now-"

He looks up, as if checking where in the overworld he'd end up.

"Hopefully it'll spit me out on the same continent..."

Need some help kid

fightingthetoxicallegations

"No, I'm fine- just calculating. Also, not a kid-"

You’re what 13 also do be careful not to land in the middle of the ocean

fightingthetoxicallegations

"I'm 16... also thanks, last time I ended up in Spain."

Still a child and are you sure you do not need any assistance?

fightingthetoxicallegations

"I'm not a child, I haven't been one for quite a while. And no, thanks. I can do things on my own."

I’ve been alive for thousands of years. You are a child.

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