The Imperial Grand Duchess

I am Anastasia, the rightful heir to the the throne of Russia. However, in 1917 the people of Russia (or at least those who revolted) thought Russia would be better off with out the Imperial family and decided to kill us all. I survived. Luckily I was given the gift of aging slowly so that one day, when Russia was ready, I could return. On an unrelated note I run the small yet prestigious Avatar:TLA blog: atlaanimals

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True

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Epic Cosplay of the Day: Mrs. Nesbit

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Did you know? Type O Blood was actually meant to be Type Zero blood, due to the lack of glycoproteins in the red blood cells. It was misread and is now called Type “O” blood. I guess you could call it a typo.

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i ran a bath n added bubbles n they ended up looking like a butt I accidentally made a bubble butt

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it’s finally here

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EL EM AYE OH

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Guess what my boyfriend will be finding in the shower now!

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clickhole

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barry wilmore has seen some shit

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Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

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Having the power to weird people out like that and still have their respect is something I'll never attain.

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Courtesy of Sincerely Tumblr on Twitter

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This is the greatest post I have ever laid eyes upon.

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Rewatching all the movies this weekend made me think the same thing.

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10 Tyson Tweets

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the fucking last one

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pb’s clearly been squattin’ crazy nasty.

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Triceratops mask Designed and made by me

Materials/technique: papier-mâché (base), strings + rag paper (details), carved styrofoam + wood glue (horns), acrylic paint More pictures of this mask here Follow me at > abismalin.tumblr.com <

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If you ever trip and fall in public, get up, laugh to yourself, and say to anyone looking: “Sorry, it’s just been so long since I’ve inhabited a body.” 

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I wish this was longer

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So everyone knows this little guy from finding nemo, right? Remember when nemo first met him, and he said: “See this tentacle? It’s actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can’t really tell.”

And in octopuses, one of their tentacles is actually their penis, and is structured slightly differently from the rest of their tentacles.

Guys.

Pearl was showing off his dick.

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I thought Pearl was a girl.

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(´･_･`)

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texas gothic

every year, the bluebonnets appear, almost overnight. every year, thousands of people flock to them. it bothers you that no one really questions why.

“how can I help y’all?” the waitress asks, looking over your shoulder. you are the only one in the diner.

you’ve been driving towards el paso for hours, but you swear the scenery hasn’t changed. out on the horizon, the turbines have stopped spinning.

y’all come back now, y’ hear? the sign on the highway says, its once-bright paint faded and peeling. this is not a farewell. it’s a warning.

no one really swims in the lakes. ask anyone why, and they’ll mutter something about the cleanliness or the fish. they won’t meet your eyes.

you haven’t seen a cicada in years, but their rattling hiss haunts your every step on hot summer days. at least, you hope it’s just the cicadas.

there are no basements in north texas, despite the tornados. folks would rather face the wrath of the skies than what lies beneath the clay.