german thighs

[yogapizzabeer]

I’ve been trying to post this shit for a goddamn week. 

Life update: I turned 30, my best friend in the whole wide world @yesgermanthighs came to visit, we spent time outside.

[yesgermanthighs]

This was good. @yogapizzabeer

[whatshouldwecallme]

When it’s literally impossible for me to do work on a Friday afternoon

[yesgermanthighs]

Accurate.

[the-treasures-untold-deactivate]

Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who

They’re pretty accurate 

[pearl-likes-pi]

this is art

[coffeewandering]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[yesgermanthighs]

This girl forever. @yogapizzabeer

[yesgermanthighs]

Tagged by @yogapizzabeer to show no one but her what I'm doing right now. Drinking Four Sigmatic mushroom coffee at work and protecting wetlands.

[whatshouldwecallme]

When someone asks for my thoughts on a conference call but I haven’t been paying attention

[yesgermanthighs]

WOOPS.

[whatshouldwecallme]

When I go out in another city and it’s obvious I’m not from there

[yesgermanthighs]

Dead.

[whatshouldwecallme]

When my friend casually mentions that she’s been talking to her ex

[yesgermanthighs]

YEP.

[yogapizzabeer]

when someone at work gives me a writing assignment 

[yesgermanthighs]

You'll do ggggrrrreeeeaaaattttt

[yogapizzabeer]

today my best friend in the whole world @yesgermanthighs turned 30

she’s currently on a beach in Puerto Rico sipping on some bullshit tropical drinks

and that’s fine. because she deserves that.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU ASSHOLE I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART

[yesgermanthighs]

It would good, do recommend.

[whatshouldwecallme]

When my best friend and I stay in on a weekend night and ignore all the fun things everyone else is doing

[yesgermanthighs]

Case in point. @yogapizzabeer

[whatshouldwecallme]

When my friend says she wants to hang out with me because her boyfriend is out of town

[yesgermanthighs]

Or is busy.....

[anotherwellkeptsecret]

pet owner: *hears noise*

pet owner: 

[yesgermanthighs]

Ugh.

[fakescience]

Bad Children Get Coal

[fakescience]

So, so true.

[whatshouldwecallme]

How it feels when I’m back at my parents house for the holidays

[yesgermanthighs]

Accurate.

[yesgermanthighs]

The Signs as Neko Atsume Cats

Aries: Fred

Taurus: Mack

Gemini: Smokey

Cancer: Guy Furry

Leo: Lexy

Virgo: Pepper

Libra: Peaches

Scorpio: Patches

Sagittarius: Marshmallow

Capricorn: Pumpkin

Aquarius: Tubbs

Pisces: Billy the Kitten