[unemployeddianenguyen]

what are you supposed to like …. do

[unemployeddianenguyen]

in general I mean

[yogapizzabeer]

psa for Denver friends I am teaching brewery yoga on Sunday it’s gonna be fun, I promise cool see you there

[culturenlifestyle]

[playdohboy]

These are some good doggos

[fishmanbowl-blog]

So cute

[papasmoke]

In her essay Tik Tok the great philosopher Ke$ha declared that ‘the party don’t start till I walk in.’ which is clearly meant to convey that any recreational gathering is not truly a party until Ke$ha herself arrives.

But what if Ke$ha were to leave the party for some period of time only to then walk in again? This paradoxical scenario in which a party must simultaneously already exist and not exist yet is known as Ke$ha’s Quantum Party and has stumped theoretical physicists for decades.

[throughtimeandstarlight]

[yogapizzabeer]

HELLO NORTHERN COLORADO FRIENDS psa that I’m teaching at Rock Cut Brewing in Estes Park on Sunday and if you’re around you should come internet hangouts are fun and also... yoga and more also... BEER it’s $15 for class and a beer, and you get to hang out with me and @kirby-adventures so really how could you pass this up. class starts at 9:30am. see you there maybe. ok bye

[yogapizzabeer]

Me: I don't have the energy for this

Someone: For what?

Me: *gestures vaguely*

[yogapizzabeer]

hi everyone I taught yoga at a brewery this morning and hung out with @kirby-adventures it was gr8 it was my biggest class so far! ok that’s all for now

[sincerelyafrica]

So a friend of mine told me how yesterday his coworker died on the way to work due to speeding and crossed a red light (she was late for the third time, so I’m guessing she was trying to avoid a write up). As soon as she crossed the light she was hit on the drivers side by a semi. The messed up part is that in less than an hour her table was cleared for a new worker. In less than 4 hours they had sent out the news that they are hiring. By the end of the day the hiring manager had contacted 4 people for an interview. Moral of the story is, these jobs don’t care about your ass. They will replace you in a snap. Don’t risk or waste your life trying to go above and beyond for a job that could care less about your wellbeing.

[stability]

reblog if you’d end a date if they said they voted for trump

[324432463552434565435241354-dea]

me: *likes my hair long*

me: WHAT IF I JUST FUCKING CUT OFF ALL MY HAIR

[anotherpapercut]

what fucking timeline are we living in right now

[alexhasa]

Sufjan Stevens Renames Kitchen Appliances

Perishables! Come Congregate in the Cold! Little Hot Waves, Or, Let’s Get Brain Cancer While We Wait For The Popcorn Mix Your Drinks! (Stir! Whip! Purée!) A Configuration of Whisks Which, When Activated, Allow Sufjan Stevens to Cook a Fluffier Omelette Toaster (For the Toastless)

[depressionmeal]

Depression meal 927

working hard at your job to prove you’re not depressed but then you forget to break for meals

[missfridaymourning]

new boot goofin'

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

[yogapizzabeer]

still got it.

[meeshaya-deactivated20210523]