TJ MIKELOGAN's HALLOWEEN 2024 EVENT DAY 27: Period (historical) horror - The Woman in Black (2012) dir. James Watkins
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TJ MIKELOGAN's HALLOWEEN 2024 EVENT DAY 27: Period (historical) horror - The Woman in Black (2012) dir. James Watkins
Have you ever been not prepared for a horror movie?
I mean if you regularly watch them then you’re probably at least a little OK with blood and violence, but you do always have a limit, and sometimes you just aren’t expecting THAT much, that soon.
I’d finally decided to watch Ginger Snaps because this is the first time I’ve found a good place to watch it. It’s not that seems to be widely acclaimed or extremely well known, but I do see it pop up every now and then. It seems to be a sort of niche thing, you know not everyone see’s and likes it but those who do, really like it. I cannot agree.
It was one of those too much too soon cases. I got....Probably less than 5 minutes in and then, if you’ve seen this I think you’ll understand, it started off with a very brutal animal death. I mean the kill itself was off screen, but if you like animals what’s left behind is more than enough.
I guess it could still be a good movie, and maybe someday I’ll try it again, but personally I don’t care what happens to the humans as long as the animals are alright.
So Repo! The Genetic Opera (I’m talking specifically of the theatrical verson I don’t know how the stage version varies)....Well I don’t think think I’d call it an opera given that the majority of the main cast CAN’T sing at all, but it’s definitely a horror, a horror musical which isn’t something there’s a great amount of, but a horror none the less.
It’s very bizarre on par with Japan. And whether that’s a good thing or not I think depends on personal tastes, this isn’t for everyone.
It’s got a lot of style, in some instances it’s more style over substance, though with the plot as convoluted and filled with plot twists as it is I don’t feel I can really say it has no substance.
Now I like the style. It’s very dark, alternative with a mix of punk, goth, cyber punk and perhaps something in the same vein. Which I like so to me it was a very visually pleasing movie.
The music now, which perhaps should have been addressed first, is on shaky ground. As I said above most of the actors can’t really sing, and I’m not sure where they went wrong because it has Sarah Brightman but then Paris Hilton...The lyrics are definitely written as an opera (have studied music particularly singing for a long time just saying), yet as it is the style is completely wasted on a cast who can’t sing anything let alone opera. Actually half the lines which I assumed were meant to be sung were flat out spoken, probably because as I say yet again, the cast can’t sing. I know I’m driving that in with a stake, but since this is a musical the singing should take importance. And hey they use the word anatomy like 5 times in one song. Now to be fair the background singers do a much better job, so again I have no idea what went wrong with the rest.
The world in this story is a very bleak one, one so riddled with secrets, murder, backstabbing, shallow characters, and just filth, that I really wonder how society in this holds up at all. In reality humanity would have long crumbled, but I suppose it sort of did and this universe is one where humanity has tried using inhumane methods to rebuild some semblance of culture and society, which makes the end pretty ironic. It’s not a future you want to live in, but hey it makes for great entertainment.
For the first have of it I was really just confused, not really knowing how I felt about this other than wow that’s really odd. But I think overall I actually like it. I like the aesthetic, the music in the hands of good singers would be great, I’m not saying no to the comic book snippets, and for what is is the plot is really unique and interesting.
The final lines sum it all up very, very well.
I’m about 20 min into the original Martyrs and it has already taken my expectations chewed them up, swallowed, spit them out, chewed them up again then vomited them out. Though I had purposefully avoided reading or hearing much about this knowing that getting what I would expect out of it would probably ruin the experience. You know in order to really watch it I had to be completely surprised and shocked, I certainly AM. In both good and bad ways. This is definitely going to be a one time only movie, but I guess since what I want is something very very twisted I’m going to like it on some level. Of course I already hate it on a small level, lemme tell you something personal and vague, I understand about halfway where these girls are coming from, and frankly when *spoiler* Lucie broke down after killing the family it felt very real to me.
Well Cube wasn’t strictly speaking a horror, but it was close and it was really good. I watched it a while ago and loved it. Cube 2....Was a disappointment to say the least. The first was pretty ridiculous, but a lot of horror movies are and it was interesting enough that it’s bizarre elements were forgivable. 2 took those ridiculous concepts and ramped them up to 150%. You know how a person has success with a creation and then in order to try and make a second better they go too far, yeah that’s what happened here. And It was basically the same movie. It had the same kind of characters, the same events, everyone died in basically the same order and some were even killed in the same ways. 2 was a less believable, lesser quality version of the first, don’t waste your time with it.
You gotta have those scares in life, gotta get the heart pumping and blood flowing or else are you really living?
The philosophy of an idiot I recently described as the stupid white person in movies.
When I was 16 or so we lived at the bottom of a hill with the town cemetery at the top (well actually my family has lived there for long before that and still does but that’s besides the point), a couple times I snuck out of the house in the middle of the night and went walking up at the cemetery. It was nice really. There was no streetlights or trees to block out the sky so you could see the moon and all the start, and it was quiet and calm. Very nice and peaceful really, it’s a beautiful cemetery.
I’ve done a lot of dumb things in my life so far (case in point, bucket of gasoline on fire), and will continue to keep doing dumb things that would result in a horror movie setting to any other person, someday it’ll catch up with me, someday.
This is kind of a review, and kind of not. I don’t feel like doing the usual format but I wanted to just talk about this movie.
It’s called The Gateway. Yeah it’s a horror, but not a traditional horror.
It’s quirky, a bit whimsical, and just plain bizarre. To put it into perspective it starts with a shower curtain. Shower curtains being sucked through a loop in space for no apparent reason, a moment of silence for the 25 or so curtains that get totaled in this movie....OK moment over. I realize I sound silly, but it’s kind of a silly movie. I don’t know if it was intended to be a comedy...But it was anyway. Which is great if you like horror/comedy.
It’s got some very clear 80′s horror vibes, despite only being made a few years ago. The music helps....or depending on your opinion on 80′s horror, doesn’t help. 80′s movie music is very distinguishable, it’s rather amusing to me. Anyway The characters in it seem rather self aware, not in a meta way but in a they know this is completely ridiculous and are just going with it way.
Though to be honest there are some pretty ridiculous characters in it. For instance, a homeless who who’s undoubtedly a few cards short of a deck who likes to spray paint in plastic bag and then try to inhale it...There’s not a lot of context for many of the things that happen in this, though there is ultimately an explanation for the disappearing shower curtains, albeit an odd one. And I’m still not entirely sure why it seems to be only shower curtains from this one bathroom, but I think it’s one of those things that if you think to hard about it, it loses some of it’s appeal.
I would totally recommend this, though you ought to go in with the mindset that it’s a ridiculous movie, because if you’re expecting some slow burning psychological terror then you’ll be disappointed. But keeping in mind that it’s bizarre and knows it is, it’s very entertaining. It’s not terrible violent or bloody but there are deaths and there is blood and monsters.
You know it’s ironic...and Kind of funny that white people in horror movies are so stupid, then you’ve got POC who are much smarter yet for some reason always die....( I mean there are exceptions but eh we’ll never fully be rid of tropes) Usually first for some reason. But anyway, I am the reason we have that stupid white person trope.
I’m the idiot who moves into the clearly haunted house, goes off wandering alone, follows the obviously questionable noises, and accidentally finishes the demon summoning ritual. Yup I make poor life decisions and I know it. The thing is I’m just so damn curious and have zero sense of self preservation. That and I’m always up for a scare. I don’t just watch horror movies I’ll do just about anything for a little spook. Haven’t played with a Ouija board yet but maybe...Maybe I’m that dumb. I mean me and my cousins used to do some really stupid things when we were kids (including setting a bucket of gasoline on fire) much a wonder how we’re all still alive. Maybe I’m lucky? Who knows.
Bottom line, I am that stupid white person in horror movies and I don’t mind one bit.
Frozen (2010) Review
I feel like all I really need to say is three people are stuck on a ski lift after the resort closes for the week, anything more would ruin how simple, yet brilliant it really is.
You might perhaps not call this a horror, not in every sense, maybe more of a thriller or suspense. Whatever it does, it does it well.
Tusk (2014) Review
Well this is an odd one, involving a podcast host being kidnapped by a guy with the weirdest obsession with walruses.
Genres: Comedy, body horror
Honestly I ignored this one for a while because it didn’t sound particularly interesting, but found it on a list of good body horror, so I gave it a chance and here’s my thoughts after watching it.
You know unless a movie has content that I don’t want to see (excessive sexual content usually) I always try to give a horror movie a chance, even if it’s meh or flat out sucks I’ll watch it to the end. Because I’ve seen a lot of great ends and plot twists that made an otherwise poor movie worth watching. Granted that I have ended up watching a lot of movies where the ending DIDN’T make up for the bulk of it, but hey that’s the thing about plot twists, you’re not supposed to see them coming. I mean they can be predictable if not done right, but plot twists are always something I look forward to.
Hungerford (2014) Review
A random storm unleashes a slew of parasitic bugs on a town in England.
This isn’t a zombie film in any technical sense of the word, but it feels like one. Having a bit of dark humor here and there and plenty of chaos and death.
Genres: Sci-fi, apocalypse, aliens, creature feature, found footage
Farhope Tower (2015) Review
A novice ghost hunter crew reluctantly goes to Farhope Tower, where dozens of unexplained suicides have happened, to film the pilot of their show.
If you’re guessing or expecting this to be like 500 other doomed ghost hunting movies, you’re absolutely right! I suppose I could simply say it’s a tired plot with a nice abandoned aesthetic and leave it there, but I’ll continue.
Genres: Haunted house, supernatural, psychological
Oh the Humanity!
Warning! Spoilers for Carrie (1976), 28 Days Later (2002)
The things horror movies say about humanity are interesting to say the least. Particularly those that lack humanity as it’s usually use, zombies a lot of some reason. Not all horror movies are deep, or particularly intelligent, but most in some way bring up the question or debate of morality. And boy do they lack it a lot. It’s probably easiest to see in revenge films (one of the sub genres further down my list of movies I like) and zombie movies. With the questions of what justice is or what makes us human respectfully.
However to put it plain and simply, horror movies are full of assholes. And most movies are self aware enough to be able to steer the audience to like or dislike specific characters.
In Carrie, for example, the audience is meant to sympathize with the titular character and hate literally every other character, despite the fact that Carrie is the only character to actually kill someone. Her mother of course tries to kill her but ultimately fails to and that may be the best thing she did the entire movie but in the end she’s still not a killer.
28 Days later, is perhaps a bit less forward in it’s philosophical questions, due to it less explicitly portraying characters as good or bad, but is none the less a wonderful example of humans emotions, needs, and survival instincts. It’s less a gory zombie flick and more a post apocalyptic drama, but whatever it does, it does it very well. Bringing up the debate over how far is too far once society as we know it collapses, and how can a human kill another human. Granted that I realize an infected is neither technically nor metaphorically meant to be a human, but even though it’s only seen briefly in the middle (when Private Mailer, the chained infected passes up attacking Jim, Selena, and Hannah), humanity clearly still exist in some form in this universe.
Horror movies usually have a very bleak outlook on humanity regardless of themes or sub genres. If the whole sadistic killer trope doesn’t make you shake your head then a society ravaged by disaster probably will. Film makers seen to have an inherent dismissal in the good of humanity in favour of senseless killing and forcing characters to make life altering decisions for themselves, other victims, and even their own victims when appropriate.
Now despite all this negativity, I’d like to end on a more positive note. Real humans have and do do absolutely despicable things, and society while definitely not without its flaws isn’t inherently bad. In fact the reason humans today have large cities, schools, and hospitals is because they’ve been able to group together, put their strengths together, set aside their differences, and actually help each other, even when not necessarily beneficial to them personally.
So perhaps next time you’re watching a post apocalyptic gore fest remember, it is entirely fiction and you don’t have to sleep with a gun under your pillow. Unless there is an actual zombie outbreak, you might want to keep a weapon on you then.
The horror was for love. The things we do for love like this are ugly, mad, full of sweat and regret. This love burns you and maims you and twists you inside out. It is a monstrous love and it makes monsters of us all. || Crimson Peak (2015)
Mine Games (2012) Review
Stop me if you’ve heard this before...A group of friends go on vacation in a cabin...They discover an abandoned mine nearby and get thrown into a deadly time loop.
Genres: Horror, psychological, ring film
Alright, so let me give a definition, since I will probably refer to it in the future. There’s a whole word out there of movies I call Ring Films. I don’t specifically mean The Ring, or Ringu all all their sequels, though they do fall into this category.
It’s simply a term I use to describe a certain type of plot, or ending might be more appropriate. You don’t typically know they’re ring films until the end. Because all they simply are are movies where the events in the film are suggested or stated to have happened, and/or will happen again, thus creating a ring or cycle of events.
They’re not necessarily good or bad, but can be either depending on how it’s pulled off. One rather glaring problem I feel they often have is they leave two big questions.
ONE, What was the point? Often times the characters work so hard to escape whatever fate is after them and unfortunately they don’t. It doesn’t always make for a terrible ending, but many times it leaves you a bit put off that it all amounted to nothing.
And TWO, why this story? If it happens so many times then why were we told these people’s story and not the story of god knows how many people went through this.
Now not all Ring Films end this way. Some of them do have happy, or somewhat happy ends, and personally I prefer those because the efforts throughout the bulk of the movie are rewarded. But I’m not in any way saying that that is the only way to do it right. And really what makes a move good or bad is all up to personal preference.