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[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

Why Infant Babies Are Total Nerds

they have never played ANY sports at all

if you tried to explain the rules of football to them they wouldn’t understand

they don’t even lift

they can’t name even 1 sports team or athlete

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[porterr-robinson]

[squidyword]

me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn’t look like there’s any sand dollars left

child: can’t the ocean just make more of them?

me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

reblog to keep its power growing.

[pukicho]

[diesetdown]

I have to laugh

[lopmon]

[theglaremage]

This is a pure and wholesome game

[twerklina]

[ear]

when punk anime boys do the “HAAAAAAH??” thing………….. thats good stuff..

[gunzomi]

when punk anime girls do the “HAAAAAAH??” thing………….. thats good stuff…

[dat-soldier]

when tim allen do the “AEEUUUUUGHHH??” thing………….. thats good stuff….

[porterr-robinson]

[tangobullets]

#the sound of my mental health  

i’m fucking CRYING

[spookymf-deactivated20210608]

MOOD

[cucumber-kimchi]

the poet who did the cow poem also did this Nice Guy Poem, its great.

[notsomolly]

give this poet a pulitzer

[ruusverd]

I love this!

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[trizza-tethis]

op what the fuck is that

[unexplained-events]

The photo above is the closest humanity has ever come to creating Medusa. If you were to look at this, you would die instantly. 

The image is of a reactor core lava formation in the basement of the Chernobyl nuclear plant. It’s called the Elephant’s Foot and weighs hundreds of tons, but is only a couple meters across.

Oh, and regarding the Medusa thing, this picture was taken through a mirror around the corner of the hallway. Because the wheeled camera they sent up to take pictures of it was destroyed by the radiation. The Elephant’s Foot is almost as if it is a living creature.

[madmaudlingoes]

Friendly reminder that this blob of core material was so hot and dense, it melted/burned through three floors of the building before coming to rest in the lowest basement.

And there’s now a unique species of black mold that feeds off the gamma radiation it produces.

[zubenpics]

Is no one else seriously freaked out by that mold? No? Just me, then?

[clarabosswald]

wiki article about the mold

[grubsludge]

LOVE that mold!

[bowelflies]

okay but

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhy was someone shooting it with a kalashnikov

[pallidprincess]

you see ivan

[king-turtle-of-shit-mountian]

[go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat]

For some of you guys who dont realise how large moose are

[dethgreetsmewarm]

Holy fuck! Dude, what the hell!!?

[go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat]

They big

[dethgreetsmewarm]

Is this why Canadians ride them into battle?

[go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat]

Yes. Its also why they apologise so much. The moose crash into everything

[cluegrrl]

That is one unconcerned mezozoic megafauna specimen. Ain’t give no fucks since the ice age, ain’t about to start again now, thumb-monkeys.

[cowboy-garfield]

Capitalized deer

[juggalokomaeda]

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i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter

the result is this garbage

[red3blog]

I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.

[staff]

[exeggcute]

the holiday season is almost upon us and I’d like to bring back this absolute fucking monstrosity of an audio file