Hawthorne

[alexxuun]

Would you please, please hurry

In another cycle, they made it out…

[alexxuun]

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[willgrahamscock]

[dogpuppy]

[skullrift]

pebble feels strongly about the sour cream

[ghosts-and-blue-sweaters]

Yes I like fictional characters a very normal amount. Don’t look at my blog.

[noodletoodledoodles]

Same energy

[unyieldingsilence]

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[intriga-hounds]

can i interest u in a box of friend??

[snoozy-red-panda]

It is The Earl himself

[dogpuppy]

[woman-becomer]

puts you in a jar and shakes you shakes you shakes you

Wait hold on different post now, jars are really cool- like- that's glass. that was molten sand and they shaped it and now it can hold whatever inside of it. and also?? we can see through it???

shakes you shakes you shakes you

[the-muppet-joker]

I lie awake at night thinking about His Hole. Was any of it real? I can't hold my wife unless I imagine she is Kermit. I miss his squelch as I sopped him wet with my seed. "For the joke!" I cried. I would fill him with my nectar. And laugh, and laugh. Like some kind of joke(r). I miss you, Kermit. Don't tell my wife. Don't tell my wife.

[8nin]

i understand why people go legit insane like i get it

[rederiswrites]

Look, it's simple. If a person has to actively work to make money, they're not "the rich" and they're not the problem. A surgeon making $200k a year still stops making money if they stop showing up to do surgery, because they're still selling their labor. The radical discrepancies in how we value different skills are certainly a problem, but the guy who makes money when he doesn't even get out of bed is the one making money on the value of other people's labor.

[rederiswrites]

Look, it's simple. If a person has to actively work to make money, they're not "the rich" and they're not the problem. A surgeon making $200k a year still stops making money if they stop showing up to do surgery, because they're still selling their labor. The radical discrepancies in how we value different skills are certainly a problem, but the guy who makes money when he doesn't even get out of bed is the one making money on the value of other people's labor.

[thydungeongal]

As someone who has actually studied the English language there's a common phrase about English that kinda annoys me because while it makes for a funny haha line it's such a gross oversimplification that it actually ceases to be funny. It's the one that goes "The English language is just three languages stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat" or something to that effect.

I'm not going to go into detail as to why that sentence is inaccurate, just take my word for it as a person with a master's in English. I suggest we withdraw this expression from usage and replace it with the much more accurate "The English language is a dirty little slut that loves it when other languages cum big loads in it"

[rox-and-prose]

things this commenter believes:

being a slut is bad (wrong)

only women can be sluts (wrong, thank god)

most confusingly, that the English language is a human person who exists in corporeal form, sucking every dick in sight (wrong, but god I wish)

[counting-horses]

These posts contain 71 horses!

@thydungeongal

As someone who has actually studied the English language there's a common phrase about English that kinda annoys me because while it makes for a funny haha line it's such a gross oversimplification that it actually ceases to be funny. It's the one that goes "The English language is just three languages stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat" or something to that effect. I'm not going to go into detail as to why that sentence is inaccurate, just take my word for it as a person with a master's in English. I suggest we withdraw this expression from usage and replace it with the much more accurate "The English language is a dirty little slut that loves it when other languages cum big loads in it"

@rox-and-prose

things this commenter believes: being a slut is bad (wrong) only women can be sluts (wrong, thank god) most confusingly, that the English language is a human person who exists in corporeal form, sucking every dick in sight (wrong, but god I wish)

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[atouchofsass]

it's 100% crucial that anywhere you see or hear the word "calories" you mentally replace that with "energy" and you will see how insane everyone in the world is acting for no reason

[unholypsychic]

"Oh, boy! I just got two asks! Whatever could they be!" The humble inbox:

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[jbbartram-illu]

HI! I've been terrible at getting back to posting here BUT I've been working away and have a glaze load in the kiln as I type (which is really anxiety-inducing because there's major, ground-rattling construction next door & I'm terrified things are going to shift in the kiln, eek).

While I wait for firing to be done, here are some underglazing shots from the last week and a bit. First up, wee cosy winter pigeons!