You can be happy

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Glass of Supervicious Fluid

[crabnarok]

a fine vintage

[glutenfreeformyownsanity]

Take a fucking sip babes

[historydepartment]

I like how super cruel this fluid is

[badfoodnetworkpuns]

me in crisis mode

[foodntwk]

the martian was such a good movie

[especially]

[teenscoolest]

[guiltygirl]

i like to pretend i’m emotionless but i have at least 200 mood swings a day

[mockingbirdie]

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

[humorduke]

what a beautiful day and i want to listen to some music:

[awwcutepets]

[awwcutepets]

[neckkiss]

“'Le Mépris “

[mark-renton]

[poinsciuri]

i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011

[poinsciuri]

no other platform has the right format for me to just randomly barf actual thoughts, joaks, and genuine creative content all in the same breath. i dont know how to compartmentalize

[rabnerd28]

every other platform you gotta be a real person. Here you are you’re icon and username and whatever your hyperfixation is at the current moment

[eludible]

Mosquitos are so rude, like who gave you permission to bite my ass?

[cadaverousowls-deactivated20161]

and fucking spiders like wtf is up with them being inside houses like bish you dont pay rent gtfo

[mydogsdickisbiggerthanyours]

is no one gonna talk about fucking roaches like WTF they doin anywhere on this earth like some spiders willl eat your flies and bugs but WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE ROACHES EVEN DOING THEY NEED TO STOP

[firemooned]

Roaches help our world with decomposing our trash. BUT FUCKING WASPS BITCH. WHAT THE FUCK DO WASPS DO???????!

[jackslenderman]

But dung beetles is okay, you just keep on doing what you do. Ya helpful lil pooper scoopers.

[humorstar]

[onlytwitterpics]

[freeadultgame]

[abcd-fuckk]

my favorite sexual position is cry in the bathroom