Fuck Humans, Imma Marry Valdemar’s Sexy Self

Warning: Account contains NSFW work. You HAVE BEEN WaRnEd! || Third Account, I can’t put all my fandoms in one pot ya know! || Other Accounts: @daddybettermakemecroak and @yandereinmyguts and @uzuihazbininmyhotel || I’m so weak for The Arcana with my poly ass.. || Hate on Lucio for what? || Don’t test my standards, I’d smash all the courtiers for sure. || Requests: Pending..

[nicadilly]

Vlastomil and Valdemar have OnlyFans

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[yesvaldemarharder]

Not you having me screaming RIGHT after waking up 🤤😔😩

Gods please let me marry them

[yesvaldemarharder]

Not me rewatching legend of korra and wanting to make an account based on them x readers 🥱🤧

[yesvaldemarharder]

Just made my obey me account. Username is @lucifers-little-cum-drop gimme me some fucking requests..

[yesvaldemarharder]

Oh yeah I’m high as shit but happy New Years y’all!

[yesvaldemarharder]

Not me wanting to start an account for obey me again 👩🏿‍🦯🤦🏾‍♀️

[yesvaldemarharder]

Tired as shit of working and literally everything .. but we live in 💫 CAPITALISM 💫

[yesvaldemarharder]

I didn't send that bc you pointed it out, one of my friends did something while he was high and he died, ever since that I try my best to check on others while they're in that phase. And your rant is understandable, not a lot of people would interact unless you're super popular smh, if you want to rp, I have a few friends who like it, might tell them about it if you want

I was going to say I want to die but maybe it’s not the right moment.. sorry about your friend tho.. anyway I don’t mind rping with some of your friends. I am a little picky about my partners but I’ll try with anyone at least once.

[yesvaldemarharder]

Dude, heyyy! How are things??? Happy you're back! ❤️❤️

Are you asking because I’ve pointed out that no one has checked up on me?? Hahah.. anyway, I guess I’m doing fine, sometimes I can’t tell how I feel these days at all but eh, I’m here. I’ve been busy with my personal life and I want to come back and start writing ago but The Arcana has lost flavor on me a bit.

Should I even keep writing for it? People don’t comment on my work so I don’t know how many of you actually like what I do or even care for it... might change fandoms and just ditch this account lol. I barely have any motivation to keep me going with it. I also want to do rps with people but people either don’t want to do them with me or don’t like to continue with me.. eh, you win some and lose twice as much huh.

Anyway thanks for asking, I have no idea what to do with life but it’s nice to have at least one person check up on me. Also sorry I’ve ranted, I don’t know how many people will even see this post heh..

[yesvaldemarharder]

Not me being high and horny and showing up from the blue. None of y’all asked if it was ok or not so y’all don’t care. It’s cool. 🙃🥺🤾🏾‍♀️🧍🏾‍♀️

[apriki]

GIVE ME A CHARACTER;

[xx-atelophobia]

and I’ll break their ass down:

How I feel about this character

All the people I ship romantically with this character

My non-romantic OTP for this character

My unpopular opinion about this character

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

[cinnella]

Re-reblogging this cause I’m a fucking dumbass.

[move-im-vesuvian-thirsty]

👀👉👈💕? (for any Arcana character)

[yesvaldemarharder]

I’m down* 🤷🏽‍♀️🧍🏾‍♀️

[move-im-vesuvian-thirsty]

*Romancing Valdemar be like*

MC, beginning of the route, still completely unaware they are a demon: Why would someone so intelligent, pretty, quirky and polite be interested in me? I can't believe how lucky I am, it's almost too good to be true......... Something is definitely wrong with them and there's a red flag I'm missing but I can't see it.

*2 books later*

MC: ....There it is.

*1 book later*

MC: I'm extremely morally and emotionally conflicted...

*fastforward end of the route*

MC, lounging on the floor, petting Valdemar in their demon form: Who's a good demon?

*cue hissing*

Definitely not you but you're my baby!

*cue happy tentacles wiggle and thousands of eyes going UwU*

[yesvaldemarharder]

Stop 🖐🏾😾 imma marry them 🥺

[abra-ka-dammit]

OC Outfit Doodle Asks

Send one of the following symbols and one of my OC’s names and I’ll doodle:

👀 OC in their typical underwear 💤 OC in their sleep attire 🔞 OC in something sexy 🏄 OC in what they would wear to the beach/pool 👔 OC in what they would wear to a formal event (such as a wedding) ☠ OC in what they would wear to a funeral 👖 OC in what they would wear to a casual event (such as a birthday party) 👑 OC dressed as royalty 🚪 OC in what they wear when lounging around at home 💕 OC in what they would wear on a first date ❌ OC in something they would absolutely never wear 🎃 OC in a costume they’d wear for Halloween 🎄 OC in an ugly Christmas sweater 🚓 OC in a prison uniform 🚲 OC in athletic gear  🐰 OC in a kigurumi of their favourite animal ❄ OC in what they’d wear on a very cold day 🔥 OC in what they’d wear on a very hot day 👕 OC in a T-shirt with something stupid printed on it (think Zazzle) 🎭 OC in another OC’s typical attire 📦 OC wearing something that isn’t clothes (such as a fig leaf, a barrel, etc.) 👻 OC in a really bad disguise 📷 OC in a stereotypical tourist getup 🙎 OC in something embarrassing 👗 OC in something from the 50’s 💀 OC in goth/emo/scene attire 💃 OC in some radical 90’s clothes 🌁 OC in a hoodie 🌋 OC in camping or adventuring gear ♠️ OC in their armor (or in some sort of fantasy armor if not applicable to their story) 🎨 OC in a cartoon character’s outfit  🏨 OC in a maid outfit 🏥 OC in a nurse uniform 🐑 OC in farmer wear 👍 OC in a crop top

[move-im-vesuvian-thirsty]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA these are so cute, please send some 💕 i wanna doodle Rhea in new clothes

[997]

[yesvaldemarharder]

You think you’re always right (come on now.. I swear I am) but really you’re just a confused demon. 👁👁

[schrodingers-fyke]

Believe in satan and fuck off

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

Bow down to Santa and [REDACTED] Off

[autum-the-apprentice-deactivate]

Dance with your Pain and Enjoy Psychedelics

[cinnella]

Dance with your Pain and Kill your God

[scolopendress-tag]

SLEEP WITH THE WITCH AND TRY NECROMAMCY?

BET???

[pinkratlover]

Worship Satan and try astral projection - all very sensible advice 🥰

[move-im-vesuvian-thirsty]

Dance with the Devil and try necromancy. Yeah babe that's the whole point 🥳

[yesvaldemarharder]

Dance with Satan and kill your God. 😂 like damn how’d y’all know?

[0sculum-inf4me]

every tumblr user: despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, i will continue to spend the majority of my life updating it

[yesvaldemarharder]

Eh 🤷🏽‍♀️

[adventures-in-anecdotes]

we all felt this one

[infinityuserboxes]

[simonghostrileys]

Incredibly fucking slow at it 🤧

[slagginbitch]

i fixed it

[robin-the-robo]

[icedthoma]

[yesvaldemarharder]

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