RUSSIAN OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT MEDICATE/ MEDITATE
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PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS! IT MAY FEEL BAD: GOT THRICE, I GOT #"WOOLF" UR NO I THREESOMES IN A #DRAW X SPONSORED BY #TOTAL #FART! THE ENERGY 'DRINK' 2 REALLY GET YOU #GOING! IT'S OVERFLOWING!!! ARTISTS WE ARE AT #WAR, AND NOT JUST #WID DONALD TRUMP, WE ARE AT #VAR WITH OURSELVES, AND #EACH OTHER. FOR "EVERY"PATIENT LOCKED IN A "MENTAL INSTITUTION" "PRISON" OR OTHER YOU LOSE... ONE OF "US" AND BECOME... -THEM-. #ZEN. TIME FOR #SERVICE DON'T YOU THINK? SOMETHING 2 CONTEMPLATE?!!!! GALVANIZE!!! DOES NO-ONE LISTEN TO #CHEM #BROA NE-MORE? I GOT #DWOR... YOU GOT MEDICINAL RAPE VERBAL PHYSICAL RAPE INJECTIONS AND DELETO ART AND SONG AND ASYLUMS AND DAITHYRE AND AFGHAN BEING INNO AND NO SECH THANG AS' TRERROM JUS HOLES SAND AND HOME HOME AND MEDICATIONSYOU FUCKERS! NO SONGS ABOUT THE PAIN OFINJECTIONS AND MEDICATIONS... AND NO "SONGS" BOUT "SURVIVING" THE "MENTAL HEALTH" SYSTEM, THE "DRAWING" SYSTEM 4 "CRAPPASAURS" AND WATS, THAT ""- AIN'T NONE OF YOU WANNA GO AFTER YOUR DOOM 2!!! YOU JUST GOT LOST!!! MISOGYNIST #COST! THE SYSTEM ONLY "DREAMS" IN A FUCKTARD OF "DRACS MUCH BETTER I THINK, YOU SINK, I #RICHER, I #CLEVERER AND WHO GOT #SENT TO THE #MENTAL BAG??? ME! I'M A WITCH, YOU #ZITCH. MOVE FROM YOUR THRONE YOU CLONE!!! YOU BETTER #MOVE #OUT THE WAY , I 'CUMMIN #THRU! #MOVEONUP #BERNINGER #ZENH. 'VERK, BY LUCY BOOAEY, GLASGOW GURL, FORGOT TO "TWIRL" .
Putin according to the Bible and a little Jainism on the side. He eats oranges for health and doesn't like injecting oranges with multiple shlororis for an advert. It is stupid. We must care for fruit as much as the animals and people and keep them well and ripe in orchards of plenty that have been destroyed by American Genitically Modified foods. There are no cows left due to Mad Cow Disease which is women in the 1990s working in psych wards and trying to hurt all the grannies trying to be like Paul McCartney. I'll listen to it later - Eugene.
Is Putin the fattest man on the planet with all the fat money
Putin doesn't have a lot. A lot of weight around him no?
He is so heavy he needs a vegan Kentucky Fried Chicken every night. He is sad about this. He is wondering why so many chickens die at the hands of men and women. He is devoted to the vegan and vegetarian Course. He has fat money. He is wondering why we all still eat meat. It is very poor of the human race to be still eating meat. Buy a vegan steak. Its there. Right there on Amazon.
You can do it. He has lots of food, weight and fat money because of vegan food. Instead of 6 pound for sausages he pays 2 pound. He is rolling in it. He is also rolling in filth. That's the bedroom though. And naughty poetry. He is always having it off on his own missing his office Renata. She is very funny but a bit disabled. That's trumps problem. DESTROY PHAMACEUTICALS. Goodbye hospitals, goodbye pharmacies.
When our screens were flooded with that picture of Putin wearing a white stallion we were all shocked. What is going on and why are the Kings' horses fleeing in the streets. It could be that Putin is on the warpath and is a necrohorse.
A stout vegan, Putin has a few horses of his own and his Kremlin based staff care for them. But does he have interests in his horses that are less above bar.
Necrohorsery has been around for years. Instead of jousting and using them for glue some people have less than legal interests in horses, more than one can imagine.
Perhaps Putin is just bored. Of this he says; "When there's a horse, you'll never be bored! I do love horses. I have never made this a secret. I am certainly not a necrohorse. I just love feeding them apples and hay inside the Kremlins' stables."
Great news. We look forward to seeing what horse he'll be riding next!
Is Putin the first international male prostitute politician?
Whether he's cosying up to Theresa May or Angela Merkel or any other female politician... he's not gay, don't even talk about it. Even Melania Trump can say he's had a try. A bit slutty don't you think, without being rude. He has travelled the world linking himself to many women, a. womanizer, here at the Mail Online we think.
When not hotting it up with Miss Russia he is is always relaxing in his trillionaire condos, buying food, a lot of it, and the occasional but not unoccasional tipple. Handsome, may be but women stay away!
According to one lover of Putin, he can last for days. Must be all that gym training he gets up to as well as Karate.
So how much does he charge? Talks with Putin can enter into the hundreds of thousands so how much is he charging to rub his downstairs parts? We can only fathom.
Why is Putin buying up so many kangaroos on Australian land?
Farms are not safe from the flight of Putin. Reports are coming in from Australia Online Putin has bought in excess of 20 million kangaroos in Australia. Reports show his agents bought directly from individual farmers. What manpower!
So what is he going to do with the kangaroo gold he has won! At 60 bucks a kangeroo they will be used to teach boxing and kangaroo karate to agents wanting to build muscle. Some will stay in Australia whilst others will be delivered around the world to live Russian owned land. They will not be made for meat. He simply likes Australia's branding and take it for his own.
Of this he said "Kangaroos? Yean we got a lot of them. We don't really know what to do them. We had some sleeper agents in Australia and they were finding some good deals. The country is overrun. It was a cool deal and even cooler now we've set up programs where you can learn boxing from kangaroos. We're at the early stages right now and will keep the public abreast of what we will do with all the Russian owned kangaroos"
Well good luck to Mr Putin. A Great Deal. Well, well well.
IM JUST SAYING I DON'T LIKE YOU JACKET POTATO HUMOUS VEGAN SUSHI AND EXTREME FATIGUE WHERE I CANT GET OUT OF BED, LOSE HALF A STONE AND LIVE AND NORMAL LIFE AND TALK LIKE A FEATHER. CARE COORDINATORS HAVE RUINED ME. MY FACE IS PUFFY MY BODY BLOATED. YOU HAVE RUINED ME. LISTEN TO ME PSYCHIATRISTS YOUR TEAMS HAVE RUN AMOK AND CAUSED MURDER AS SUICIDE BECAUSE THE TORTURE CONTINUES EVERY DAY TO FAILED PERSONS OF INTEREST. WE ARE DYING AS A GROUP. YOU ARE KILLING. WE DIE AT YOUR HAND. TWO FRIENDS HAVE "COMMITTED SUICIDE" WHEN IT IS THE MEDICINES THAT KILL. LISTEN UP SCIENTISTS AND END IT ALL. THIS IS MY PROTEST.
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