welcome in

cat, she/her/hers, legal adult (tm), shark apologist, cannoli enthusiast

[mariacallous]

[dailyflicks]

SCHITT'S CREEK | 2.01 FINDING DAVID

[television]

“Liar.”

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (1997-2003) - 2.07 • “Lie to Me”

[ily-a]

HEATED RIVALRY (2025-)

[probuccalfat]

Girl I was scrolling through your blog and I had to google "shane dawson" and "pewdiepie" back to back who are these people 😭

you might be the only pure soul left

[kaijuerotica]

at some point after shane joins the centaurs, ilya overhears shane refer to him as 'roz' in the locker room and his head JERKS up but he doesn't even have time to be confused because he can already tell by the look on shane's face that he was trying something out and it will NOT happen again

[loveridden1999]

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

[loveridden1999]

i think abt this a lot

[penny-anna]

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

[supervillainny]

And you are older than them

[hollanderthoughts]

“Shane are you gay” this “Shane are you gay” that like idk man it depends

[hollanderthoughts]

If my schedule lines up with his that week, obviously

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[blazeofbones]

Happy Pride Month

[kimsparis-deactivated20240318]

To be honest with you, I’ve never been as scared as I am right now. Over my life, I have had to pretend to be something I wasn’t. And to become what I wanted to become, I couldn’t be what I am. I am a gay man. I am a gay man! Why did I have to be so afraid to say that? Because I know that people are afraid of people that are different than them. And admitting that I am different and refusing to be something that I am not and refusing to pretend to be something I am not may cause me a career of pretending to be things I am not which is kind of crazy when you think about it. But I did. I did. For years, I was living inside a fake world of a movie set never daring to imagine that one day, I might be brave enough to do something like this. 

Pride Month Creation Week - Day 2: Favorite TV Show - Sense8 (2016-2018)

[princessracecar]

In my brain Cliff Marlow is one of the few people who learns about Hollanov and is like yeah that makes complete sense. I just imagine Ilya admitting to him that he's bi and dating Shane Hollander and Cliff is like oh yeah I totally see that. And Ilya is like um what????? Because literally no one else who has found out about them has thought that. And Cliff is just like oh well Hollander seems so restrained I just always assumed he's a total freak behind closed doors and you would definitely be into that and Ilya is just standing there speechless because he's... not wrong.

[sinmonger]

Heated Rivalry + Reductress/The Onion headlines

[lavenderprose]

In my mind, Shane's username is ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer because there is another Shane Hollander who is a forensic anthropologist out of UC Berkeley who got the username ShaneHollander first. Shane's username was originally just ShaneHollander24 but that didn't differentiate between them enough and Shane was waking up once or twice a month to DMs like "Hey Shane my name is CSI Sanders with the Las Vegas crime lab we wanted to get your opinion on this scene in Henderson NV, hope you don't mind got your info from your office out in SF they said this was the best way to contact you" and several dozen images of what is clearly a violently murdered skeleton.

Shane Hollander the anthropologist has a standing invitation to any of the Metros games against the Mission and donates generously to the Irina Foundation every year. Also, he had to deactivate his professional accounts for a few days in 2021. Shane and Ilya sent him an edible arrangement. Ilya wrote "Sorry bone man :(" on the card when Shane wasn't looking.

[lavenderprose]

I think it would have been so fun and enriching for both Shane and Rose to have a little more time with Shane's situationship before the Hollanov Soft Launch. Neither of them ever went to college. They barely went to high school. They've been locked in on their respective high-intensity low-privacy careers since they were fifteen. Shane has been fucking with a fuckboi for seven years without ANYONE to talk to about it. Rose is just as starved for genuine human connection as Shane is.

They should have been given time to sit on Shane's couch while Rose plays Twenty Questions trying to get to the bottom of who Shane is fucking.

Shane should have told Rose about the Tampa hotel room and Rose should have hit him with a pillow and said, "NO. The fuck boy does NOT have a heart of gold, Shane Hollander."

Shane should have had the opportunity to text Rose, "I'm making a bad choice," and then two hours later, "Fuck I am DONE I am NEVER doing this again" because Ilya got up to shower too quickly and Shane hurt his own feelings about it.

There should be a series of texts in Rose and Shane's history that just say, "Relapsed," all of them sent at three in the morning accompanied by a selfie of Shane in Ilya's fuckass navy blue sheets. Rose's habitual response is Not a relapse if you never stopped 😐

They should have met up after Shane was up all night getting just absolutely railed into the mattress and Rose should have reached across the table to lift up Shane's hangover sunglasses and said, "That dick better be unbelievable," and Shane should have miserably said, "It is."

Shane should have gone incommunicado for four days after telling Rose that he was going to spend a long weekend in Boston and finally when Rose texts him a screen shot of an LAX -> BOS flight list and the words, "Proof of life or else." Shane just responds with a picture of Ilya's back turned and his hair a mess as he rummages in a cabinet for coffee beans. Rose responds, Whore. And then, two minutes later, Tell the fuck boy I said hi.

[sinmonger]

Hollanov + tweets (part 2)