Excuse me while I drop this here

Stuff I found elsewhere - car porn, gun porn, bike porn, tool porn, food porn, porn po... well, that'd be a different blog; still, don't expect it to be entirely worksafe. I'm antisocial, don't expect interaction.

[onceandalwaysenglishmajor]

Being on tumblr is like being a raccoon. I dig through the garbage for shiny things I like. Sometimes I find good things to share with my friends. Sometimes I find something horrifying, and also share it with my friends.

[coffee-n-kush]

[not-this-crude-matter]

[megacarapa]

ok so this is another long shot but a few years ago there was a twitter post (in japanese i think?) that had measurememts for how to make this book stand thing out of cardboard that you could use to double up books and use up more space on shelves

back then i made a bunch of these but by now i lost the pic and dont know how to find the original post anymore

if it comes down to it i can just take one apart and get the measurements from there but i would be very grateful if anyone happens to have the original post or something similar??

[megacarapa]

don't mind how long it's been since i made this post, anyway i realized that i don't even need to take one apart to get the measurements when i can literally just unfold it and refold it /FACEPALM

so anyway here is the diagram for anyone else who is interested!!

this requires pretty big carboard pieces, if you have a really big box or something you can make it from one piece, but if you don't, you can also just make each of the pieces individually and then tape them together

and then in the end you put it together like this!!

and then when you make a bunch you can put them all next to each other and stack your books like crazy

EVERYONE START GETTING MORE USE OUT OF YOUR SPACE NOW!!!!

[art-of-thomas-elliott]

The Eskaton kickstarter page is now up and ready to follow!

Coming soon: ESKATON - An Art Book by Thomas Elliott

Explore the ESKATON universe, from the brilliant mind and talented hands of Thomas Elliott!

[art-of-thomas-elliott]

The last few years i have been creating my own dark sci-fi universe called ESKATON. It will soon be released through kickstarter as a gorgeous hardback artbook complete with traditional art and lore.

Please follow the kickstarter page

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mindworkgames/eskaton-an-artbook-by-thomas-elliott

[fluoresensitives]

Women stick thin and malnourished on the red carpet, and people are saying you can't point out that these women are dying because that's body shaming. Girl.

[doctordaemon]

@whitenikes

[fantasychica37]

Shaming people with such an illness indeed doesn’t help – but what does help is not glamorizing such behavior and not making women feel like they have to starve themselves!

[theconstitutionisgayculture]

And before someone who guzzles paint says "they're only doing this to meet unrealistic beauty standards set by men!" I have never seen a single man say anything positive about the women who look this way. In fact, it's the exact opposite. There are hundreds of before and after photos of celebrities who did this to themselves and the men all hate it and say they looked much better before.

[swedebeast]

By the power of @kasperl-ruprecht, I got my first Battletech-themed patch.

Next mission is to find something to put it on. Like a cap, or a army case.

[kasperl-ruprecht]

I do what I can when I have them.

I'm currently out of patches sadly before anyone asks. Tex recently moved so it may be a bit before he gets another round of them made to distribute.

[blumineck]

How to work your Pole: tips for Sellsword Arts (and anyone else who’s having trouble)

Find out more about shows and events (and my armour project) here

[baseballbybsmile]

Today In 1976: Chicago Cubs outfielder Rick Monday saves the American Flag from being burned at Dodger Stadium!

[thetreeofliberty]

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[misctony]

[missmannersposts]

Legend. M

[evilwizard]

wake up people. big bad wolf breath can’t melt straw beams. the first little pig was an inside job

[three-semicolons]

Sometimes I wonder what might’ve been if Dick was like half a second slower and got lobotomized in Batman RIP (see here):

but I’ve concluded nothing would have happened tbh.

He’s already been shot in the head not once, but twice.

He has also had a technology implanted in his brain that shocks and tampers with it, because Spyral wasn’t exactly concerned with the long term outcomes of its agents, and we see it cause highly visible symptoms of trauma like brain lesions/swelling/etc (eye bleeding and fainting and seizures and whatever).

So like ngl I think if he were lobotomized it might’ve actually fixed something. Like when your remote is broken so you chuck it across the room and it starts working again. Either that or he would have just gotten up and proceeded with what he was doing like what he did the first time he was shot.

Idk Dick’s brain has to be like half gnarled scarring at this point, right? There’s no way an ice pick is gonna be the final say here. His sheer brain callouses would snap the pick in half. He would give the pick brain damage.

What I’m saying is that in a fight between Dick’s frontal lobe and an ice pick, the frontal lobe would win.

[anchovy]

This is what posting your artwork after a mutual posts a big life update feels like

[evilwizard]

wake up people. lost kids can’t melt gingerbread beams. Hansel and Gretel was an inside job

[evilwizard]

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: Phylactery maintenance

Hey boss,

In the handbook it says standard procedure is “Phylactery upkeep is to be done Bi-Monthly, no more no less” but the other cronies and I are conflicted if that mean twice a month or once every two months? We wanna make sure our surplus of young souls and blood sacrifices is in proper stock so seeing if we gotta quadruple or quarter our spending will really make or break the whole “Eternal Life” operation we got going here.

Also side note: should I message IT about how every time the word Phylactery is typed out in the system it automatically turns green? Or is that by design?

In mournful servitude,

Henchmen 2883 (Frank)

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: Vexed Me For The Last Time

you’re supposed to do it once a month, bisexually. how many times have you been doing it??

- EW

Sent from my orbPhone

[evilwizard]

hey guys so the hero that keeps barging in my tower seems to be using some sort of chronomancy called “quick saving.” have we figured out any counters for that yet or what’s the deal

[bearcosmic]

Gotham, Warehouse in Crime Alley

Random villain: I’ll give you all 10 minutes to choose which of you dies. Choose wisely.

Tim: Ughhhhhhhh dpmo, that’s such an unoriginal trope.

Dick: Red Robin, shut up

Jason: He has a point, this is, what, the third time this year?

Damian: Fourth. Two Face tried it on the first of January.

Random Villain: Hey! I’m in charge here. Listen to the tall one and shut the fuck up!

Dick: HEY! You don’t tell my brothers to shut up.

Tim: Guys i have an idea

Dick: Shut up Red.

Tim: Hear me out

Jason: Here we go

Tim: Lets just kill ourselves. group suicide. who’s with me?

Damian: So instead of one of us dying, you suggest we should all die?

Tim: Think about it. We wouldn’t be put in this position ever again.

Jason: You know what, i’m walking with you. Cause this is getting kinda embarrassing

Dick: Red this is like the third time you’ve tried to get us to agree to a suicide pact. I think your spending too much time with YJ

Tim: Ultimate brotherly bonding activity

Random Villain: . . . You have one minute left

Jason: Fuck it, i’m setting my helmet to detonate.

Tim: This is why your my favorite

Jason, helmet ticking: Hell yea I am

Random Villain: .. . you keep a bomb in your helmet???

Damian: *sigh* If we are to die please know that I think you are all imbeciles

Random Villain: You guys are nuts, i’m out of here

Tim: See?!? My plans are great

Damian and Dick: Shut UP Red

Jason: *Tosses his helmet across the room* *it explodes*

Dick: YOU ACTUALLY ACTIVATED THE BOMB?!?

Jason: I don’t bluff

Tim: *cackles* THIS IS WHY YOUR MY FAVORITE

[evilwizard]

apparently some idiot on the Wizard council lost his tharxian warding crystal in the suction dimension and broke the great circle keeping the demon lord Pentalagon in his spectral sarcophagus. so like. that was my evil plan. i spent 3,000 years working on this and they just started the Thaumaclysm on accident. what am i supposed to do with all this mayonnaise now