Why ham? Why not?

Who am I? I'm me. I'm not a ham. And mostly a happy person. That's when I'm not sad. Happy, I mean. This Tumblr is purely for my own amusement. And this Tumblr doesn't make sense. I hope nobody follows me. Seriously. Nobody. And if you do follow me, please do not take me seriously. Oh, apparently I'm a big perv. What am I perving on? You just have to find out... but please don't

[yhamynot]

Wow, tumblr is still alive :-D

[modernizor]

marcello pereira / retired troopers

[yhamynot]

My new stamps :-)

[nevver]

Edible Chocolate Legos

[charliecat15]

YES.

[illyakouryakin]

[yhamynot]

The Force will be with you. A l w a y s.

[missdontcare-x]

[yhamynot]

"This is what’s different: Now, I’m not getting any negativity. In fact, teenage boys come up to me on the street and want to get their pictures taken with me, want to give me a hug, tell me that Big Boo’s their favorite character. That means a lot to me. Because I’m winning the hearts and minds of people that are young and are going to grow up and control the world.” - Lea DeLaria

[jasonapham]

Brian Williams reporting on his daughter, Allison Williams, being cast as Peter Pan (x)

[reminant-deactivated20151213]

[grindlebone]

[mamasynth-deactivated20160730]

You know that type of laughter that starts off as a small chuckle but kinda builds up inside your throat, eventually mounting into a full blown, bent over yourself, holding your stomach as you guffaw uproariously? Yeeeep.

[tygermama]

this should be a sculpture about the human condition entitled ‘Unbridled Optimism Meets An Uncaring Universe’

[sunrisenebula]

There are photos that tell a story, then there are photos that tell a story.

[belllaavitaaa-deactivated201808]

I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls

[valerieteacup]

Wine ice cream. 5% alcohol. This will revolutionize break-ups and girls’ nights.

[neuromatic]

STOP EVERYTHING.

[randomizeyourmind-blog]

Rape has become endemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that immediately gathered national attention there. Ehlers had never forgotten a rape victim telling her forlornly, “If only I had teeth down there.”

Some time afterward, a man came into the hospital where Ehlers works in excruciating pain because his penis was stuck in his pants zipper.

Ehlers merged those images and came up with a product she called Rapex. It resembles a tube, with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed.

When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, “A medieval device for a medieval deed.” 

- Half the Sky, Nicholas Kristof

[kokilax]

REBLOGGING THIS. x1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

[turningtricksbdwozhere-deactiva]

A medieval device for a medieval deed - yes.

[yfghkjilotu-deactivated20160606]

This is perfect

[shadowstep-of-bast]

BLESS THIS PERSON

[allthingshyper]

I BOW TO THIS INTENTION

[nosuchthingasfiction-blog]

Can we talk about how beautifully this turns rape culture on its head? Instead of “If they weren’t dressed like that they wouldn’t have been raped” THIS IS LITERALLY “IF THEY HADN’T TRIED TO RAPE SOMEONE THEY  WOULDN’T HAVE SPIKES IN THEIR DICK”*

[sassy-gay-justice]

That bold bit~

[embarassed]

reblogging for the rape culture comment omFG AMEN TO YOU 

[shadowklutz]

Yes. Just fucking yes.

[byeexxcess]

!!!! Reblog (and purchase)!

[rin-says]

[jennception]

And now a message from Solange & Jay-Z

[katiemcgraths]

[sassprincess]

every shipper ever

[stefon-rneyers]

Louis C.K.’s opening monologue on SNL.

[kngmnmlst-deactivated20140523]

kngmnmlst:

MY MUM WENT INTO MY ROOM

AND SHE THOUGHT I SNEAKED OUT