[fairweathermyth]

That town you passed through, it’s not called Schittsville. It’s called Schitt’s Creek. And it’s where we live.

[bigbitchboats]

[yolkinthejump]

“is this what straight white men feel in theaters like, all the time??” now a quadrilogy

[charliecat15]

business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

[jamesrhodey-deactivated20171030]

me

[madeline-kahn]

“At some point you gotta decide for yourself who you gonna be. Can’t let nobody make that decision for you.”

Moonlight (2016) dir. Barry Jenkins 

[androidogyny]

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

Hope is a mistake.

[mysharona1987]

[iriswestsallen]

Women’s March around the world [January 21, 2017] 

[forcewakens]

Yes, they let women do some things at NASA, And it is not because we wear skirts, it is because we wear glasses. - Hidden Figures (2017)

[edharrington]

My version of the age-old question

[ozgamerz]

@ausgoth

[monkeysky]

Come on

[lmaoatheist-deactivated20121230]

[aspiringdoctors-blog]

A classic.

DYING

[terrible-tentacle-theatre]

Clickbaiting level: National Geographic

[madsciences]

this added 5 years to my life

[iopele]

this watered my crops and helped them to evolve to produce a higher yield 

[davids-harbour]

the year of realizing things is finally over 

[ryangoslingsource]

La La Land (2016) dir. Damien Chazelle

[micdotcom]

Carrie Fisher was never afraid of the truth. These are her quotes that need repeating.

[colleenwing]

Welcome home.

[glassceilingbreakers]