Nobody = Odysseus of Ithaca
Please, don't make me do this = Dang, I'm about to add to my body count
I'm just a man = No one's perfect, especially me who might be making a huge mistake soon
Unless, of course, you apologize = There is literally nothing you could do right now that won't result in me commiting mass murder
I see your wife with a man who is haunting = My man, you are going down a dark road and will be with your wife eventually, but...traumatized doesn't even begin to describe you
I have something that I must confess = I messed up. Like very badly. As in I cost us a few hundred soldiers, but we're still cool, right?
You are the worst kind of good 'cause you're not even great = I'm having fun physically assaulting you and want to also shame you for not killing my son like the little (redacted) that you are
Let me bring you all something to eat = I'm going to turn you into pigs. So, if you're eating pork, try to not think of any previous guests I've had
How much longer till your luck runs out = I'm getting the urge to disobey a direct order and want to emotionally prepare you for betrayal
I've got a secret I can no longer keep = Reading the room is for suckers. I feel bad and am going to emotionally destroy you right here at Scylla's tentacles to get this off my chest
Light six torches = It's important to keep our mouths shut sometimes. This was one of those times, Eurylochus
Someone's got to die today and you have got the final say = I'm THE Zeus, so if I want to add some trauma to a mortal, then I'll do it and make a spectacle of it
I know = I know that you'll die, but I also know that you JUST betrayed me after admitting to another time when you did. So, your death isn't on the top of my worry list. I'll make you a nice tombstone in Ithaca. It'll say "Here's where Eurylochus would lay one day further in the future if not for his foolishness with bags and sheep"