|| * all i wanna say...

❝we burnt all the skin from the palm of my hand with an old zippo lighter and deodorant can. i went to the palmist and asked her to read: no heart-line, no sun-line, no life-line, no need.❞

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it was a habit to look around when he walked into a place. a habit of thief, even when he wasn’t planning to steal. he was observant like that, but he had to be living the way he did. . “the purpose is to have none—- fuck it i’ll still lay on them.” he stated before sitting on on her couch, taking on of the pillow to rest his head on. landon wasn’t there for anything really, just a visit to her since he didn’t have anything else to do which was normal. “do i need anything, are you serious? what kind of question is that?” he made a face at her as if he was angry to have been asked that questions but he wasn’t. “i’m just here to check up on you, wastin’ time. wot, plan on kickin’ me out?”

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had it been any other given day, it wasn’t unlikely that isla would’ve registered what was missing from her person immediately. there was a certain paranoia that surrounded leaving it out, especially given the people she ‘worked with’ for a living, but she’d chosen an alternate route. nice. “yeah, sure... you could... put it that fuckin’ ominous, cryptic way,” she nodded, eyebrows knitting together. it was growing increasingly rare that isla had company just to have company. most of the people who showed up at her apartment were looking for something that’d pick them up or bring them down; therefore, the circumstance she found herself in would be considered, to her, an anomaly. “‘check up on me,’ are you serious? what kind of answer is that?” she replied, mimicking his tone and expression. “well, i’m pretty fuckin’ good at wasting time, so you’ve come to the right place.”

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tristan looked at the person sitting at the bar, a concerned look on his face. “you know- the only people who come to drink at two p.m. on a sunday are depressed, divorced, and perverted old men. you don’t look like one of those to me.” he gave them a playful smile, “can i get you anything? or are you here for the people watching?”

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isla looked up towards her familiar counterpart, furrowing her eyebrows in response. “you’re fucking kidding me... dude, i am all three – but, like, mainly the latter.” ah, how she amused herself. “people come here just to people watch? the fuck kind of people are there to watch at two p.m.? who the fuck would choose an activity that mundane?” she replied, choosing to go on a tangent regarding ‘people-watching’ as opposed to actually placing an order. nice.

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text: jessica and isla.

jessica: they just seem so much more put 2gether than 12 y/os used to like

jessica: theyre better than me and they know it

isla: theyre 12 and they already kno what theyre doin w their lives

isla: bet theyre already filling out fuckin college apps and shit

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text ✉️ rami and isla.

rami: hey

isla: damn what an ice breaker

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@yikesisla

NEVER INVITE THE NEEDY IN. it was a common thought that everyone should know. people need will steal from friends.people who are in need will take anything they can. landon like to think that he wouldn’t even steal from those that he knew or was nice enough to him and isla was nice enough. when he went over to her place he didn’t think anything other than he was going to go see her. “what the fuck are these—” he pocked at the couch pillows. “are theses suppose to match? is this fashion or whatever.” he laughed.

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isla was well-versed in the ‘never let the needy in’ rule of thumb, but ideas became askew when one’s judgment was rather impaired, as hers had been throughout the majority of the day. “shut the fuck up, man – they’re fuckin’ pillows, that’s their only purpose,” she replied with a slight jocular tone, raising an eyebrow to erase the effect that’d been created by said tone... because pillows are serious business. “so, like... you need anything? or you just here to, like... y’know, be here?” no matter his response, she didn’t necessarily plan on kicking him out up until... dog knows, some point in time. again, her judgment wasn’t necessarily at its peak (then again, was it ever?). in fact, said judgment was so impaired, she’d yet to realize what she’d misplaced – what was now out in the open. indeed, never let the needy in.

[yikesisla-blog]

u wanna be my date to this years anthrocon?

Only if the Chuck-E-Cheese jam band will be playing live.

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Yikes 2: The Sequel. Coming to a theater near you.

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TEXT / jaxon and jesus (isla)

jax: shit okay

jax: so i was at this party last night and i don't remember what happened

jax: but somewhere along the way

jax: all the contact names in my phone got changed to "jesus is watching"

jax: so.... who is this?

jesus is watching: jesus.

jesus is watching: who else would it be?

jesus is watching: Exodus 23:19 - Thou shalt not boil a kid in its mother's milk

jesus is watching: rmr that my son.

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text: jessica and isla.

jessica: is it normal 2 b scared of middle schoolers

jessica: like 3 twelve year olds just came in here for coffee and i think my heart stopped

jessica: i felt inferior to them in every way possible since when do seventh graders have such a solid grasp on contouring

isla: middle schoolers are terrifying

isla: but in that "tf did u even fuckin wash ur hands?" kinda way

isla: ur last question is one i cant answer tho it's the 8th wonder of the world

[yikesisla-blog]

ok ok so i never wrote bullet points which would probably make everyone’s lives like 1000x easier 2 plot w me ( ;) ) bc if i saw that bio and only that i’d be like “fuckthisshitimout.mp3″ (ok not rly but i would literally take ten years 2 muster up the energy 2 actually read it bc im a lazy motherfucker) sO HERE ARE SOME BULLET POINTS AND AS ALWAYS FULL BIO IS HERE WCs ARE HERE:

(TRIGGERS: kidnapping/stockholm syndrome, guns, suicide, self-harm [burning])

ok she was NOT born in bordeaux she was born in alexandria louisiana but tbh for all she knew she coulda been born in narnia she wouldnta questioned it

she’s lit only lived here for a year lmao rip

bUT ANYHOW about that whole “wouldnta questioned it” she was lw hk basically shut inside this house for the first ten years of her life lmao tfw amirite ladies?? she was in there w her broseph her madre and her dad who was the only person who could leave the house

but she was like “this is normal!!!! this is how most families work!!!!! i kno nothing else!!!!!” lmao u heaux

so shOCKER turns out her mom had been abducted years back and after falling in love w her captor (dont u love stockholm syndrome??) had two children w him lmao sry

and the fuzz found out where they were bc of some confused cases (since this case woulda gone cold) and they were like “yikES SHOULD PROBS HANDLE THIS!!!!!!” so they tried 2 handle it but it ended up w a v fucked-up romeo and juliet aka after trying 2 barracade the doors it Did Not Work™ and her dad basically committed suicide by cop and her mom was like “nO LOML” and shot herself

and tfw u were watching it w ur broseph in the closet like lit tfw

so u kno foster care blah blah blah wasnt too bad for them they ended up in a stable home w two groovy dudes

oK BACK INTO THE THICK OF IT

so u kno anniversaries of traumatizing events are p bad idk if u knew that so fun fact for u it’s a common misconception that anniversaries of traumatizing events are rly fun dw i got ur back u kno now aNYHOW her broseph tried 2 hang himself but she was like “oH SHIT MAN” and managed 2 Save™

but then u see i did lotsa research and he wasnt exactly in a vegetative state but he was unable 2 talk or respond or any of that and it was takin this huge financial and -2007 pete wentz voice- emotional -end voice- toll on the fam

so after a lot of debate and legal shit and all that good stuff they decided 2 pull the plug (figuratively) bc they couldnt afford it and in the end?? that’s what he wanted?? and she stripped him of it and handed him a worse fate (aka knowing everything around u but not being able 2 do a thing)?? so they were all in agreement eventually that the best thing for him was essentially murder

wELL THIS HEAUX SPUN OFF THE RAILS like she was already spinning but heaux wasnt even near the rails anymore she was basically a train flipped on its side still tryna chug like no bitch u cant chug anymore ur on ur side stfu

she dropped off the grid mid senior year and was like “ok let’s see im gonna make a map of the most fucked up places in america”

eventuaLLY she ended up in bordeaux and she was like “ok imma stay here for some time imma make some money sell ~drugz~ 2 some ppl”

oH I ALSO FORGOT ONE PART OF THE BIO ok so u kno how ur palms have those lines and it’s like “ok this one means ur gonna be healthy for ur life and this one means u will probably most definitely find a soulmate”?? she became 2 obsessed w those 2 live bc she was just thinkin “ok but wth the lifeline was so long the health line was so long who tf decided that this was a good idea?? these donut mean anythinG” so she’s a dunce who tried 2 burn them off... more than once.... heaUX THAT DOESNT WORK U DUNCE

but now she probs gets discounts at burn units (u kno in the ask i said “ultimate goal: become stifler’s mom” but rly it should be “ultimate goal: become freddy krueger”)

oh but she did effectively remove her fingerprints she’s fucked up but yeah using pineapples some needles like she dont rly even need 2 remove them i mean she’s committing a crime by selling drugs yeah but it’s not like she’s a killer?? buT she’s fucked up what can i say

2 impulsive 2 live

2 terrible 2 live

2 yikes 2 live

take her out 2 the curb it’s garbage day tomorrow

dog bless.

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heLLO HELLO i am mk and i am pumPED 2 BE HERE DAMN SON

ok so rly all u need 2 kno about me is the following: bee movie is a cinematic feat, scooby-doo is all i care about (ok no this is rly sad actually my sister and i were actually freaking out today bc grey delisle liked our tweets and my sister is literally followed by lady gaga), and im in love with dogs. (also i learned recently i love parentheses)

ok rly all u need 2 kno about isla: yikes.

her bio and stats are HERE and her connections are HERE (if u go 2 find them thru the ‘etc’ page like idk what’s happening but it’s not working at this moment in time??)

oK SO after i shower imma go thru everyone’s ooc posts dog bless

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MOODBOARD 001 –> General Overview

“My name is [Isla], some kids call me a slut, and I’ve a dirty habit for ecstasy...”