The MCU really robbed us of having Bucky and Steve messing with Sam as the new captain America.
Someone calls for captain America when Steve is around and he’s like “what? Where?” And looks up in the sky (the video goes viral and people edit in Sam flying over head to dramatic music)
Some dude is being racist and Steve punches him out. (Sam tried to lecture him but Bucky just very calmly said “punching racists is what captain America is all about and Steve is the original captain America you can’t stop him it’s his one job.”)
Them both telling Sam that he needs to “respect his elders” when they both want Chinese food and Sam wants burgers (they get Chinese and Sam throws chopsticks at them)
Steve outrunning Sam because he’s got super serum and Sam’s like ??? Why am I the one fighting the bad guys when you’re over here promoting steroid usage (Steve reminds him he’s a retired war veteran and to respect his elders. Bucky laughs until he cries and Sam flips them off as he walks away)