Oh crap, a pop-up

"Everybody out of the god damn way. You got a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty"

[championofdogs]

Hi pervert! I've ô’btained an item...

[abigailspinach]

[dogpuppy]

[jonathanssweatercollection]

loving the lord of the rings so far

[handmed0wnart]

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[memorycycle]

my moat fucking sucks and i am going to get sieged

[sitting-on-me-bum]

The Black Serval (Leptailurus Serval)

Rivas-al-Yehuda

[kiskivmiske]

[robertdinero]

[theehorsepusssy]

[butter-n-breadrolls]

the other elves welcoming Legolas in Valinor

[butter-n-breadrolls]

the other elves welcoming Legolas in Valinor

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy… questionable? This post may or may not be joyful and/or whimsical.

[billymayslesbian]

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

[torchichate]

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

[sonny-kiddo]

some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “ 

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 

 perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle ! 

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile. 

mahogany 

*sweats nervously*

same. 

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

[pixelartpeach]

[keptandkind]

[random-jot]

[geosie]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

starting a compilation

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]