*{ Tinsel Teeth

names eren yeager and you just subjected yourself to a complete & utter hell by reading this. its an unspoken contract, you have sold your soul to me. its too late to go back. i blog lame ass shit & pretty much suck at everything but somehow i managed to acquire a super awesome (read as: lame as fuck) girlfriend and you can probs see that from my blog. hes more gay than me but i like him anyway. idk if u wanna know more abt me i have a frickin about page up there check it out.

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lowxnherz:

what.

i got a moon jellyfish for a pet now.  on a scale of 1 - 10, how fuckin sweet is that? 

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lowxnherz started following you

aaannnnnie.

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transwarpthe0rist:

don’t know what you were gonna expect from a guy that had a girlfriend that dumped him on and off and the town drunk as his father. it’s whatever.

i’ve watched pretty much all the star wars and star trek movies (including tv shows for both) and i can recite pretty much every line from star trek: wrath of khan. i do all that cosplay stuff too. i don’t think it can get much worse. that’s all i do with my spare time.

…yeah. idk about that.

... why keep dating her tho.  w/e not my business idk w/e he's so moody tho it's kind of awkward being around him.  i mean, i have a bad temper and everything and i get all lame n broody but ??  what.  chiLL GUYS.

!!!!!!!!!! I NEVER WATCHED STAR TREK BUT I WANT TO ... come watch it w/ me.  or i'll go over there n watch it w/ you man idc.  stop bein a baby, hang out with me, i'm not that creepy, i promise.  i mean, jean is the one who kissed cartman, and reiner was hanging all over kyle but i was like truckin' it idk.  w/e i'm cool.

whaaaaat do you waaaaaaant i'm just trying to be your friend. 

[catharticleader]

He did it. Eren actually bought the jellyfish. #i'm staring at it and it's kind of cute#but now i know that he's prob going to be a shut in now#won't leave his room ever again as long as a tank with a jellyfish is there

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transwarpthe0rist:

hard to believe. that sounds pretty pessimistic and cynical and although it is not my duty to be the cynical douchebag of south park, cause that seems to be stan’s job, that’s just how i think everyone feels about me. so. yeah.

why would you wanna come back to the inbred backwoods town that is south park. even to hang out with someone.

... omg, let's not bring up stan.  he was so gloomy and stuff, it's hard to believe he could ever be a happy kid, like, wtf is wrong with him.  neway.

dude.  pls.  don't be stan.  stop it.  everyone just said you're kind of dweeby.  that's not even a prob for me; i listen to avril and ke$ha and i'm in love with jellyfish and the color purple.

idk.  shrug.  it's not that bad.  but if you wanna come down to florida, we had plans to drag some friends over ANYWAY n you can come. 

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KNOCK KNOCK JEAN LOOK AT MY MOON JELLYFISH

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catharticleader:

i s2g one day your room is gonna end up as an aquarium. worry about the details later you’re going to raiSE AND BE A PROUD OWNER OF A JELLYFISH. tho

how are you gonna transport a fucking jellyfish tank when you’re on a bike you fucking nerd.

an aquarium of jellyfish ... pls ... ...  i will be so happy, i want like 20 jellyfish.  i will put purple lights in their tank so they look purple and pretty and omg i can't wait ... yes.

they don't put them in tanks they give you bags.  i got one and i have a huge tank at my house to put it in bc my ant farm is dead idk but w/e I'M .. so excited abt this thing it's so cute ... ...

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catharticleader:

jesus fuc K what are you waiting for?? go buy them before they’re sold out.

VIOLENTLY VIBRATES I DON'T KNOW IF I COULD RUN A PROPER TANK FOR THEM UGHGHGH I' M GONNNA JUST GET ONE AND SEE IF I CAN TA KE CARE IT HERE I GO

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JEAN I SAW A JELLYFISH IN THE FISH STORE

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radtracks:

hot // avril lavigne

you make me so hot make me wanna drop you’re so ridiculous i can barely stop

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testatricks:

No, I’m moving in with my boss and another friend. I used to have this bad habit of biting my nails no matter what color it was, my mother used to put hot sauce and band-aids on them just to get me to stop. When I stopped biting them and actually taking care of them, it was nice. Gave me something to be proud of when I painted them and the paint managed to stay on.

I can only assume you plan on eating all of those teddy grahams?

... isn't it a really bad idea to be living w/ your boss?  like, it's a set up for somethin really awkward imo ... i have to stop bitin mine bc it ruins the wires in my braces but ugh i can't help it.  idk why.  i think it's just that i like havin something to chew on and since i can't chew gum or anything it's my best bet.  i haaaate braces why do ppl even need to have ~pretty~ teeth god.

maybe not all of them but if jean is feedin me i'll eat as many as he tries to cram in my mouth i have a hard time resistin him when we're not in the mood to punch each other over mario party. 

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wtf someone reblog avril songs for me

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transwarpthe0rist:

….. yeah. i guess that’s the reputation i have. but i honestly think i just ruin things without having to make a star trek or star wars joke just by being there, though. whatever.

... okay, dude, you gotta chill.  holy shit.  everyone i talked to who mentioned you -- bc i wanted to meet everyone but apparently we were too busy doing things otherwise idk -- didn't sound like they hated you or anything.

omg. i need to come back up there and hang w/ you. 

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sh33zus:

thnx ;) im irl queen of the world bebe nice to meet u

dang, got me beat.  i was king of an anthill once. i'm eren.  did you know if you put accents over the es in your name, it'd be baby in french? 

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testatricks:

I just moved out of my parents’ house. Also I’m painting my toenails a really obnoxious pink.

Yourself?

dang.  ridin solo, or what? one time, i painted my fingernails black and then i kept biting my nails and it tasted horrible don't be me.

bikin it to jean's house.  i am extremely dextrous, look at me. 

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transwarpthe0rist:

…..hi, i’m kevin.

ohhh, i think i heard about you.  you always ruin stuff with star trek jokes, right?  (it's ok, i ruin things by drooling on myself a lot.  braces are really awkard.)