you sound like yoda.

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[yodalynn]

billiehum:

I like that idea, but how am I gonna get people to know what the code words mean? A nice business card with an alias and a burner phone… amazing. That’s seriously the best suggestion, I just might do it - even though it’ll be super sketchy, I’m into it. I’ve been watching too much crime TV since I was ten, you don’t gotta say sorry to me, babe. Sweet in a badass way? I’ll take it. I’m sure it would. Shaggy is def on brand for me. I’ll spoil you with Scooby snacks.

I didn’t think about that part all the way through. Maybe like a question mark next to the leaf thing or something? It is pretty sketchy but it’s very original and people dig originality. You could even get a pager..if they still make those. Glad to know I’m not the only one obsessed with those kinds of shows. Yes, in a bad-ass way. Very fitting. I like the way you think, I love those things.

[yodalynn]

billiehum:

True. I’d invest in a shirt for myself, but seeing how it turned out for him, I guess I should continue keeping a low profile instead. Sad, thinking about the customers I’m losing because they don’t know I got the goods. Yeah, been better’s probs how everyone’s feeling. Well, you know how much I love your company, so I’ll never say no to time with you. I feel you on that, too much, but if you do decide to do some investigating will you promise to take me? 

Maybe you still could but use like code words or phrases. I don’t know. Maybe you could get a nice business card to pass around with an alias and a burner phone. Sorry, I’ve been watching a little too much crime TV. You’re sweet, but like in a total bad-ass way. It could help everyone start to feel better if we cracked the case. Wanna be the Shaggy to my Scooby? I say that because I think Shaggy smoked a lot when I read memes now and getting food on our missions is a must.

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[yodalynn]

libsclarington:

If anyone needs me, I’ll probably be at the Sports Field. Or at home. My deepest condolences are being sent to both the family and those close to Jenny. 

What happened was absolutely disgusting, and I’m utterly  — speechless, I guess. It feels like there’s an emptiness. She was one of my closest friends; someone I adored. There were many layers and reasons for the way she was, and I’d like to request that some people handle this publicly with respect and dignity that she deserves. The last thing her family need is to be going online and seeing some of the abhorrent comments. Let them grieve without tarnishing their memories. Speak ill of her in private, if you really feel the need to. Biting your tongue doesn’t cost anything. This is hard enough.

I don’t understand why anyone would say mean things. I mean I understand why but not like this. No one is perfect and no one has to like everyone but we should all respect everyone and let them grieve how they want.

[yodalynn]

eddieabrams:

I’ve been thinking… and I want to put together a scrapbook of memories and photographs for Jenny’s family, so if anyone has any good pictures or happy stories to share, could you send them my way? If anyone is willing to help me with this project, that’d be cool, or if anyone has any better ideas on what to do, I’m open to it. Just feels like we should do something. 

That’s not a bad idea at all. I don’t mind helping. Just tell me what you need and I’ll do it.

[yodalynn]

claraswilde:

Did any of you talk to her the day of? Because I did, and I think it’s cool as fuck that I didn’t have a clue it’d be our last ever conversation. At least I filmed it. I can watch it over and over. It’s fun.  I think I’m on my, like, thirty-seventh watch now. Now you all get why I film everything. You could all get murdered at any time, and now I have all my memories with her stored away for my viewing pleasure the rest of forever. Specifically the really hot sex we had.

You video yourself having sex?

[yodalynn]

jessakarofsky:

You’re right, and I know you’re right, but I don’t know what to do. I’ve tried running, watching stuff, playing video games… it’s not enough. Do you have any better suggestions? 

Not really. Which I probably should when I try to give advice but advice isn’t really my thing. Do you have any good distracted hobbies? I do suggest doing things with a buddy for safety reasons but you probably already thought of that.

[yodalynn]

billiehum:

Crazy just might be an understatement, considering the most crazy thing to happen around here was when that guy wore that shirt that said ‘who needs drugs? seriously, I have drugs’ and got busted for it. Hopefully they do, but it’s been a few days already and the longer it is until they are the less likely of a chance they have to be caught. You good, Ry? Want some company?

It’s very much an understatement. It does sound like a good way for upfront advertising. Been better but I’m sure other people are having harder times. If you want. I’m not against the buddy system at all. Can I just say that solved thing on Snapchat is a total lie because they say if you can solve this case you could be a detective and I’m pretty good at it but I’ve got no clue where to start on this one.

[yodalynn]

savgrace:

Well, there’s a threat already, Ry. Can you imagine if it were to be me next? Or you? Worse, you. I’d never get over something like that. Good. Of course you can. I’d really like to be around you right now anyways. Plus, playing board games with you sounds perfect. I love you, by the way. In case I don’t say it enough.

Uh, I try not to think of things that way. Thanks, now I’ve got that all in my head.

[yodalynn]

bamfporter:

… do I look like I need to talk?

..Maybe. ..Maybe not. I feel like this is a trick question. If you wanna talk about it, you know where you can find me. But if you don’t wanna talk about it, you still know where you can find me.

[yodalynn]

aryns-port:

Louisiana. The french quarters in New Orleans to be specific, you want to join me Ryder?

That’s the place with all the beads, right? If you walk the entire way I might have to decline, it’s really hot outside but a trip could be fun.

[yodalynn]

quinn-oftheangel:

Well i think everyone should have support through it all, I think everyone needs someone to talk to even if they don’t know what to say. Thanks Ryder, I might just take you up on it.

Which you are one hundred percent right about. No problem. Listening is much easier for me because sometimes I say the wrong thing at the wrong time.

[yodalynn]

jonessmj:

All I know is that, yes my best friend was a bitch. There, I said it and I know that Im not going to be the last. Having a shit ton of cops around, is making me nervous and seeing the Rivers like this, hurts. Man I wish I was there. Im sorry if Im not making sense.

I don’t know what I’d do if I lost my best friend. Especially like this. If you need anything, I’m here.

[yodalynn]

cyrushay:

I’ve been sitting in my living room, all day trying to wrap my mind around this. I don’t get it, I don’t get why someone would do this shit. Sure, we all know Jenny was a bitch, but. She didn’t deserve this, neither did her parents. 

It’s all just really messed up and that’s a nicely worded way to describe it.

[yodalynn]

bamfporter:

In honor of Jenny and her crazy ass, take a fuckin’ sip babe. But yeah, sorry to those she was close with. Sucks, man.

Wanna talk about it?

[yodalynn]

quinn-oftheangel:

For anyone who was close to Jenny, I’m beyond sorry for the loss you’re feeling. The two of us were not close whatsoever, but if you ever need someone to talk to please don’t hesitate to reach out to myself or anyone. I know it can’t be easy to process this. While we may have been more along the lines of frenemies or whatever you want to call it-she didn’t deserve this, no one does. Just please know I’m here for anyone and everyone who needs it.

That’s nice of you. I’m sure a lot of people could use someone to talk to rather than just keeping it all inside. If you ever need someone to talk to, I can volunteer for that. 

[yodalynn]

savgrace:

Well, this place just got ten times more down than it already is. The cops are everywhere and to be honest, I’d be good to just hang out in my room and avoid all of them. I mean, what happened is really sad and it really sucks because as a friend, she was great - crazy as hell - but then also you have to think like who the hell actually did this and are they coming around for more? Like, it’s creepy so. I’m gonna just be in my room and if anyone wants to join me, well, this is where I’m gonna be.

Now I have about a million more crazy thoughts in my head after reading this. You know I’ll join you. Want me to supply the snacks and board games for when you’re feeling up for it?