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Xephos: I will tell you, but you have to swear.
Honeydew: fuck.
Xephos: no-
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@yogs-misquotes
Honeydew: You have a crush on someone? Who is it?
Xephos: I will tell you, but you have to swear.
Honeydew: fuck.
Xephos: no-
Xephos: Ah good, all the half-wits are here.
Zoeya: My talents include looking 5 and saying thank you to the bus driver
Nano: If I'm being honest I really look up to you
Lalna: Because you're short?
Strife: Name a way to be nice to others
Parvis: don't stab them
Strife:
Strife: that's setting the bar a little low but i'll allow it
Lalna: [holding cat] Stinky.
Honeydew: No!! don’t be mean!!!
Lalna: [swaying cat back and forth in the air] Stinky bastard man.
Honeydew: No!!!!!!!!
Xephos: [not looking up from paperwork] Naughty boy. Brat cat.
Honeydew: [distraught] NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Strife: My name is William. And you are?
Xephos: Apparently not as straight as I thought I was.
Parvis: Truth or dare?
Strife: Truth
Parvis: The amount of hours you've slept this week
Strife: Dare
Parvis: Go to sleep
Strife: I don't like this game
Xephos: Since when is babysitting all of you my job?
Xephos:
Xephos: Oh my God.
Xephos: That’s exactly my job.
Zoeya: I'm gay and confused
Zoeya: Not about being gay, just have no idea what the heck is going on
Sips: Due to personal reasons I will be insulting the gods in a staggering display of hubris.
Xephos: What’s your favorite activity?
Lalnable: Non-consensual knife play.
Lalnable: Also known as stabbing.
Xephos: You either buckle down and do your work or you'll end up at McDonald's.
Honeydew: We going to McDonald's if I don't do my work?
Five: Why do you have so many poisons and toxins in your kitchen?
Lalnable: Just gives cooking the little bit of oomf, you know?
Nilesy: Please. Picking locks is my specialty.
Nilesy: *Throws brick through window*
Nilesy: Okay, let’s go!
Honeydew: You’re giving me a sticker.
Xephos: Not just any sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “Me-Wow!”
Honeydew: I’m not a preschooler.
Xephos: *shrugs* Fine, I’ll take it back.
Honeydew: I earned this. Back off.
Ridge: Where's Verbal?
Verbal: I'm right here! What happened?
Ridge: Damn it. I thought we'd finally gotten rid of you.