[yogscastzoeya]

my grandma's notes on first two pet rats and a third and her litter 1974

[garaks-padded-bra]

When i was 13 i decided to become penpals with the surviving members of the heavens gate cult who were still maintaining their email/website/book sales and they responded to me a couple of times before my mom found out and i genuinely couldnt fathom why she would be upset with me

[lyjaa]

I'd love if you drew Scout hanging out with Medic <3 (not as a ship!)

They would start a gaming channel and fail

Honestly, I need to draw this duo more

[spidersinmysoup]

The Twink market is oversaturated, we need more fat hairy men NOW

[spidersinmysoup]

The Twink market is oversaturated, we need more fat hairy men NOW

[spidersinmysoup]

The Twink market is oversaturated, we need more fat hairy men NOW

[goobersplat]

Barbie 1992 Tag Along Wags Puppy Dog

[the-red-ring-of-death]

how i saw this thing for a solid 10 seconds

[orpheusilver]

just blocked someone for an anti-tofu url. never let your guard down

[orpheusilver]

a number of people seem to be interpreting this post as being about blocking people for silly petty reasons That is not my intention. This is a specifically pro-tofu post And it is serious to me. fuck you if you hate tofu

[dogpuppy]

[cronchy-time-deactivated2026080]

i finally watched blackrock!!

[pup-jpg]

arf

[the-clapping-smiling-pig]

I like the idea of grey aliens having crazy frantic sex without any erogenous zones or sex organs. Like just jumping up and down on each others heads and pulling each other around by the feet

[the-clapping-smiling-pig]

You open the door to an alien boudoir and the only thing happening back there is a little grey alien in a corset and high heels slapping and poking the eyes of another grey who is sitting on the edge of a bed

[daftpatience]

needed to draw this hi

[spiralfucker]

They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket

[parkchanwoohoo]

Living with your s/o is like a sleepover that never ends. Sometimes that means giggling and fun and affection. Sometimes it means one person is hyperactive at 2a while the other is like "If you do not stop talking right now I'm going to kill you with my fists"

[parkchanwoohoo]

We're both naked and back to back and I said "What if we farted at the same time and the stronger fart pushed the other person's fart right up their butt" and they were like "Please......, I have to get up early tomorrow"

[parkchanwoohoo]

Few power trips in this world more heady than being obnoxious as hell and someone still wants to fuck you despite it all. Feels like this every time

[mikufanclub]

not only is picking your skin fun as fuck but it also gives you cool new textures and #open wounds you can pick at forever!

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[wegmanweimaraner]

[angelicguy]

people who are obsessed with IQ would buckle if there was a number associated with how pleasant you are to interact with