like a sledgehammer to a disco ball

brian | he/him | 23 | i don't post or rb donations

[only-cat-memes]

[charl0ttan]

[superchat]

[gwensy]

woah pjackk deactivated

[gwensy]

and on the 72nd day he rose again

[gwensy]

and on the 72nd day they killed him again

[wifegideonnav]

remember kids if someone’s trying to get you to do something with money and they get agitated when you want to slow down and google stuff to confirm, that’s a scam

[wifegideonnav]

anyway do you want to see the funniest email ive ever received

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[squonkcity]

wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn

[tamamoland-with-a-gun]

i'm partial to "from what i understand, cummies are like SJW bitcoin"

[tamamoland-with-a-gun]

it's iconic to me

[zedogica]

[diamondbrickz]

Visit Original Link

i had to make it real

[pangur-and-grim]

the problem with getting kidnapped by jigsaw is that I'd probably get impatient and start going for it before the instructions played, and then if I learned I was doing it wrong I'd be too stubborn to change my methodology. so I'd be waving around my severed hand like "look, I did it" while he's just like "the key was in the dog. you had to eat the smelly dog to get the key."

[stupidestasshole]

Please stop using bugs to control reality

you are evil because you are weak

[made-nondescript]

there's a drag brunch happening at the baroness as we speak

[the-oasiris]

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐧𝐚𝐤𝐞

[momoboyds]

white europeans love to pretend like the united states and europe aren’t two cheeks of the same ass

[hiimneptune]

Listen, nobody who's ever opened a history book says we didn't do that shit first. Pick an atrocity and chances are there was a time europeans did it on mass to someone for the sake of profit. The difference, is that we have for the most part put that behind us, while the US is just sinking deeper and deeper into it. We're not perfect, and we were a lot worse in the past. But it has been a while since we were the problem

[momoboyds]

so the racism, antiblackness, islamophobia, and hatred for immigrants just disappeared huh

[creatingblackcharacters]

"its been a while since we were the problem" someone Black was murdered by police violence in Ireland last month

[guerrillatech]

[spiderbitesandvampirevenom]

can we bring back the term "fair-weather friend" bc I feel like if fair-weather friends got called that more this whole argument about whether or not you should be there for your friends when it's inconvenient/at what point of personal inconvenience it's ok to bail on your friends would kinda fall apart bc like. we literally have a word for "friend who's only there when you don't need something from them" because the baseline expectation is that a friend should be there even when it sucks. like we used to make fun of people for bailing on their friends.

[spiderbitesandvampirevenom]

hate to break it to you bestie but you might be the one who needs to change some behaviors in this scenario

[this-is-a-love-story-isnt-it]

This insane update from Neocities

[illyadolatry]

just like. for the crowd.

here's the sexual content guidelines saying nudity is ok

here's the bit from the termination email telling you you can make a new account as long as it doesn't break the same rule

here's the guidelines for what counts as explicit (not mature, aka grounds for content deletion)

here's the section telling us that you will always be able to respond to content getting flagged as explicit (lie)

here's the section where it says you will be notified when your accunt gets terminated, and that the appeals are reviewed by humans (both lies)

and by the way, posting a single thing against ToS isn't supposed to be grounds for deletion, (this is what the termination email is warning you about)

sharing content without content labels isn't either

[75orchids]

The weirdest thing about the UK is that they don’t clap at the end of movie trailers. What the fuck.

[mycoins]

not to mention the fact that they don’t pour their pepsis into their buckets of popcorn and eat the resulting mush, known as “pissy shitties” here in the good ol US of A

[okay-chr1s]

What the fuck is “pissy shitties”?

[mycoins]

pissy shitties is when you mix pepsi and popcorn to create a rich and smooth treat, excellent for enjoying a movie with friends

[chaos-has-arrived-deactivated20]

Woah woah woah… slow down there. Canadian joining the party. American’s clap at the end of movie trailers? Like every trailer? Or do you mean just the movie? And is “pissy shitties” an actual thing? How does it not leak onto your pants? Oh and sorr-eh for interrupting!

[75orchids]

Here in the USA, most theaters sell buckets meant specifically for pissy shitties, called piss buckets, which are usually around like $30 - $40. Some Americans like the feeling of leaky buckets on their jeans and consider it a part of the theater experience like post-credit brawls and sticky floors. I agree with the latter tbh.

[pjackk]

I would look so good if i was pregnate

[pjackk]

Sighh

[virtualgirladvance]

the signs were right there