[geslotencirkel]

[crazysodomite]

guy who only experienced torture: this reminds me of the torture i went through

guy who only experienced torture: i don't like this because it's too unlike the torture

guy who only experienced torture: i'm afraid of not being tortured

[dragongirlsweetie]

pro tip you can just grab a bunch of random parts from dumpsters and hardware stores and computer stores and just attach them together haphazardly and then put it in your suitcase and take it to the airport and get arrested pretty much 100% of the time

[mr-deep-downer]

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

[bruzum]

@no-known-cure

[mewwon]

this is what August is going to feel like 😍😍

[thecryptkeeper]

how it feels to drink water out of a mason jar

[bruzum]

[gaytriarch]

[dogpuppy]

[braingospinny]

I did my best to extract the weird overlay you can kind of make out in the original image (looking at you, @swarnpert, for pointing it out). Looks like it’s a bunch of hashtags that they put in as a watermark????

[swarnpert]

i think this is like the second or third image i've seen like this. is this just a new things people are doing now for fun

[zaynsgrammys]

[bruzum]

[lzbth-deactivated20150219]

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

[inward]

u think u jeeves but i dont remember asking

[dogpuppy]

[junglejim4322]

Something I think about a lot is when dj khaled spent a day lost at sea on a jet ski literally just because he drove away and got lost and started live posting about it and as he got increasingly panicked he started making like inspirational insta stories about his opps wanting him to fail even though he was entirely responsible for the situation and just started saying shit like “they don’t want you to WIN. they don’t want you to get found when you’re lost at sea in the dark”

[transmutationisms]