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"I have a problem with my trans son. Not because he's trans, but because he inhaled all our food like fucking Kirby."
pancakes are made of eggs omfg
Y’all are crazy if you think a chicken won’t happily eat eggs. Y’all insane if you think a chicken won’t tear some nuggets UP. You are ON CRACK if you think a chicken won’t just, eat another injured chicken
Me and some friends were collecting eggs on this farm. We dropped one of them and they went absolutely apeshit over that damn egg. Not even the shell was left.
I know people think chickens are herbivores but they absolutely aren’t.
Chickens are omnivores. They eat meat, they eat eat all sorts of fruits and vegetables.
This isn’t really well known to people who live off of farms or who have never spent time on one. It’s also thanks to tv and movies not showing this side of chickens.
It’s why eggs and chicken meat saying they come from “free-range vegetarian chickens” are HILARIOUS, because if they’re free-range, you can’t control that, and the tiny dinosaurs ARE going to eat a lot of things. And if a mouse meets an early demise because it came near the tiny dinosaurs … ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
As a kid I once threw the neighbor’s chickens a chicken nugget just to see what would happen.
Answer; they fuckin demolished it. Tore it apart and wolfed it down in seconds.
Rose tinted chicken glasses used to be a very common invention for chickens, because if they saw a speck of blood on another chicken they would gang up on it and murder it to death and feast on it.
Actual piranhas don’t act like Hollywood piranhas.
Chickens, however, do act like Hollywood piranhas. Those fuckers get a taste for blood and they become fucking ravenous fiends. They’re still very much dinosaur.
Pancakes are looking a little tame, huh?
You’re not allowed to let your chickens eat eggs purely because if they discover that they can, you will never get another egg from them again. They WILL eat them before you can collect them.
Yeah I was going to mention this. Once they get the taste, they’ll eat their own eggs and the eggs of other hens if they can. At that point, you gotta cull them.
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Strong as fuck ice piggy
did anyone else see that
batter and fishies...
this video has been the last hinge holding me together for weeks now. I need to watch it once a day or I'll start disintegrating
heres the translation I found online for fellow enjoyers
literally a cartoon bad guy
this is the type of quality content you guys are following me for
※ self-insert / player + batter
He can’t just forget someone. Friends, students, my love…
Mr. Gaius, maybe we should try to let someone go. It’s hard, but only time heals…
Previous Eras of OFF
I have this headcanon that either two previous eras were a magical fantasy and then a superhero era or the previous era was just a super hero kitchen sink world.
If we assume The Judge and his brother, as well as Japhet, are not just intelligent Ghoul type Spectres, then talking animals would be a holdover from a phenomenon that existed in a previous era.
You get a lot of talking animals in fantasy settings. I don’t know if Japhet is strong evidence to a previously magical world as we don’t know if he could always transform into a phoenix or if that came about as a result of him being a Guardian. Another possible indication of fantasy being part of OFF'S history though is the story of the Toad King.
But you also get talking animals in super hero settings too, including phoenixes (hello Marvel). Typically as a result of super science and boy howdy is there actually a lot of super science in OFF.
You have the Elsens being clones, the red and yellow Save Cubes, the whole sugar process screams old world super science, even Hugo may have been artificially created and given pills to make him more psionically powerful. There's also the mutant cow that bit Dedan and caused him to mutate. Some sort of mutational virus, from the sounds of it.
The thing is that all this stuff is treated as commonplace, in both the prequel comic and the game talking cats are nothing to be astonished by, at least not by any of the named characters. Like even in the memory you experience in The Room, there's no surprise that a flock of birds can carry a big, big guy like Enoch.
Competence too gives me vibes of being magic that is manipulated with Psionic power, a mix of the two that makes it more freeform in what it can do when someone is powerful enough (like creating the thought-matter of the Zones) but with a psychological sort of influence woven in it too.
And if the previous era was a super hero or even just plane super science time, then it seems clear that they had a "Crisis on Infinite Earths" moment that went very badly. Maybe even multiple at the same time as happens often with super hero worlds.
My guess would be some sort of dimensional shecanery that collapsed heaven and hell to the mortal plane, creating the Nothingness, and sorta destroying both. If Spectres are the spirits of the dead and not just thought manifestations, it's telling that they don’t just leave for an afterlife. Might explain why time seems to have stopped or the world became tidal locked, as Dedan's comment about it being 9 o'clock for a while indicates (unless that clock is just broke but there doesn't appear to be a nighttime anymore).
This may also explain how Japhet predicted The Batter would come, he'd seen such a manifestation of the world's end before.
If these are the types of things the people who survived have seen, it's no wonder they thought they could rebuild and carry on.
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY OFF REMASTERRRRRR
Here’s my contribution for the media and fandom I love so much <3
This is loosely inspired by the OG I don’t dance animatic by livori on yt
isn't he a bit like you and me?
I'm currently in the super early planning stages for a Yume Nikki fangame. Been wanting to work on one for years, and I think now would be a fun time to mess around with it. Below I will list off areas and characters I plan on adding in based on recurring dreams I have had over the years:
Super tall black cats that can only exist on walls. Probably show up in different places and have a hallway where there are a bunch of them. Interacting with them makes their form disappear, but the smiling mouth remains.
Black and white world where it is always raining. There are stone ruins everywhere and can see mountains and hills in the background. The sun is a blackhole. Very gloomy.
A town/city where all the buildings are made of old rotting wood. They are all tightly packed together and slowly ascend up a staircase to a clocktower. The roads are made of cobblestone. There are puddles and trash everywhere. In an alleyway there is a man hiding who does nothing but stare and smile at you. Follows you around after you interact with him (I don't like him and hate this dream when it happens again).
A desert where there are black obsidian and glass pillars in the sand. There are giant stone creatures standing the background, staring up at a massive statue. There are also rusty robots here with ride giant scarab beetles.
A beach with an ocean you can go into. There is a massive trench in the middle of it. Looking down into the hole shows a gigantic, black eel with glowing white eyes. Its mouth is wide open and waiting for you to come down to it (also hate this one).
An aquarium where the fish all have human faces. The main attraction is another giant eel with a realistic human face staring at you.
Rusty hallways where weird flesh bags with sheep heads hang from the ceiling and follow you. They stop when you stop, and if you turn around they disappear. Walking again makes them appear again.
Giant mushroom/autumn forest. Fruit people live here.
Stuck inside giant water tanks that are partially filled with water. Feels very lonely and a bit claustrophobic despite how tall the walls are. Kind of mildewy and echoes a lot.
Snow lodge with a hot spring. Really relaxing and comfy. Lots of random NPCs just hanging out and relaxing.
Random city rooftops above the clouds. Can hear city life below you, but going through rooftop doors just leads to another rooftop.
A convenience store, but there are nothing but shadow people in there. Can't interact with them. It's dark outside and kind of ominious.
A mossy, waterlogged village within a deep forest. Probably connects to the mushroom forest in some way. Inhabited by mossy rock people(?). They don't move much.
Some sort of point and click world (changes how the game looks in that world).
A single map where it's dark. A woman's head with long, black hair and a wide mouth is in the background. After a moment of silence she charges at the screen with a loud scream (this dream was horrible and made me wake up screaming).
For anyone who wanted to participate in the SpinOFF Hour but weren't able to make it, do you think we should keep the hour length or make it two hours?
1 hour
2 hours
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Can ducky bully? How can he bully someone in case a hater is harming someone?
Ducky doesn't bully people, that's not nice. Ducky has his own methods.