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My NSFW blog because I don't want to put this stuff on my main. Everything posted here is approved by Grand Karcist Ion by the way.

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Saarn meeting Trunnion for the first time in a while after she's been turned into one of those living factories, and her first thought is "yeah. I could fuck that."

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This is going to make no sense but, while Roberta has small titties (because she's a robot), she HAS big tit energy. Like woman in a revealing party dress with giant boobs energy. Do you understand.

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I'm glad at least two artists I've seen agree with me. Hashtag justice for Roberta's flat chest. MEKHANE did her dirty.

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Roberta grabbing Ion by their antlers and using those to hold them down as she's absolutely railing them. Send post.

[amphibianshaped]

just you, the ship, and 800 cctv cameras

[yonictrain]

Honestly the disparity between like "acceptable object kinks" and "sexual perves who are mentally ill" is absolutely fascinating. People will wax and wane all day about how gloves or boots are so sexy to look at on a person or that there's nothing more sensual than holding a knife to someone's throat, but the moment you call a gun sexy and mean it in a way that's different from them? Immediate "you need to be put in a mental asylum" ass comments.

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I'm trying my damnedest to find it but I CAN'T. Anyways Ion is like that one post that's like "I'd be a terrible dom because I'm communist/anarchist (I can't remember which one it was) and so anytime the puppyboy says 'I've been a bad boy I need to be punished' I would say 'rules are a social construct meant to be broken. No rules no masters rise up -- oh you want me to spank you? Okay" except like, the sub version of that.

Lova: you've been a VERY naughty boy~~ it's time for me to teach you a lesson~~

Ion: rules are constructs made by the gods to force humanity into submission where they can not attain true happiness and are only stuck in the neverending search of joy which does not exist in this world that was made only for suffering and -- oh you want to fuck me in the ass. Okay.

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I FINALLY FUCKING FOUND IT.

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... I kind of want to write Nadox and Derdekeas smut fic now...

[yonictrain]

This is going to make no sense but, while Roberta has small titties (because she's a robot), she HAS big tit energy. Like woman in a revealing party dress with giant boobs energy. Do you understand.

[heartbreakincident]

writing your fave having sex with with their love interest is OUT writing your fave shamefully jerking off and coming pathetically fast at just the idea of fucking their love interest is IN

[honestlyvan]

Another thing fandom needs to start doing more of is projecting on tops.

There are delicious amounts of psychological distress you can inflict on that guy once you get into his head. The brainworms of forcing agency and initiative on someone who genuinely is Not Fucking Ready For It are exquisite.

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To quote myself: Domtops in fics are always written to have such uncomplicated and healthy relationships to their sexualities and for my mental health I need us to collectively start giving them complexes about being some kind of monstrous predatory freak of nature instead.

Make that guy have a panic attack b/c someone in his daydream told him to stop and he kept going anyway.

[honestlyvan]

New and improved! Sad Wet Dog of a top is thinking about how he wants to hurt you but doesn't want to hurt you and the contradiction is slowly and steadily making him Lose His Whole Fucking Mind.

[yonictrain]

Also it's funny because I think Roberta would like anal as well, but she'd ALSO have to get over her own weird ideas surrounding anal (because of ancient Greek culture)...

Legate "vaginal penetration is painful (because of the undiagnosed CAIS) so why would the anus feel any better" Trunnion 🤝 Roberta "has never been penetrated once and doesn't know what the prostate feels like" Bumaro

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I realize all my headcanons so far have been orgasm related. Let me fix that lmao

Trunnion does not like penetration at all, not even really during giving. She can do it for the sake of her partner, but she'll enjoy it far less.

She really, really likes eating out though. Even (especially) on the receiving end (she might not realize that until her partner suggests it, however...)

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ACTUALLY I forgot an addendum to this. Because I forgot it was a headcanon I even had until all the cogsnake posting. She DOES like receiving anal. The problem is she would have to get over her own weird ideas surrounding being submissive AND THEN anal sex before she could even consider it.

Or, you know. Dubious consent Saarn sex.

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Cock in the machine. Call that cogsnake.

[cogwork-orthodoxy]

The more I think about it, the more I feel like it would make so much sense if Trunnion had a suit kink...

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Ezekiel

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Was thinking more about this post and how I was going to elaborate on it, but my brain suddenly gave me the imagery of Roberta fucking Ezekiel and pretending he's Ion. And now my brain is too focused on that to actually elaborate.

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During the actual sex part, Roberta speaks exclusively in ancient mekhanite. Which Ezekiel of course does not speak, so he has no clue what she's saying.

But everytime she speaks English, she's neutral leaning towards praising him.

So he thinks she's just getting Overstimulated by sex, and thus is falling back onto her mother tongue because it takes more effort to translate everything mentally before talking (or something like that). So he finds it endearing, maybe even cute.

Little does he know though, Roberta is saying nothing about him, and instead is throwing every curse, insult, and threat she can towards Ion.

(Halfway across the world, Ion suddenly has a massive boner and doesn't know why.)

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Sub Ion is the most bratty and snappy sub known to man. If you couldn't tell by that previous post a little while back; he LOVES to talk back and go on long philosophical rambles, no matter where he is, even in the middle of sex. He also likes it Rough; fast and hard, make him regret all those words he just spewed as he cries for mercy.

Dom Ion (of which this may be the one and only post about, because I do imagine them leaning much more submissively) is the complete opposite of that though. He's far more quiet, attentive, and soothing. He doesn't rush, just takes time pleasuring his partner in as many ways he can, maybe slightly leaning on edging.