fressen oder gefressen werden

M | 26 | any/any | just some guy but girl but a middle aged bloke

[retroactivebakeries]

[allottavabassa]

Sometimes a family is you, your kohai, her estranged sister, your homeroom teacher, and King Arthur

[mtf-the-gathering]

getting banned over a glitched report that was never actually filed, only to be unbanned out if nowhere 3 months later and then immediately banned again within a matter of hours, is honestly the most pjackk thing to ever happen to someone on this site

[dummy-dot-exe]

by EEJU@JUEEAKI

[orcboxer]

THEY KILLED HIM AGAIN

[orcboxer]

[krafterwrites]

[krafterwrites]

Are you fucking kidding me

[hoofpeet]

If social media existed in the mlp universe ponies would record strangers in public and post it online to make fun of their cutie marks

[gaysheep]

rainbow dash would do this and then there would be a whole episode about how her friends become worried that she thinks lowly of their talents such as "apples" and "rocks" and twilight sparkle puts her foot down and introduces rainbow dash to the guy whose talent is crabbing and she spends a day on the boat with him gaining an appreciation for his humble skill and unending respect for the bounty of the sea and to a greater extent the fact that everyones talent no matter how inconsequential it seems is valuable

[crittaslink]

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

[capacity2]

U want something and then when u get it it’s like omg………… I’m scared

[grumelot123]

the whole good omens fandom after asking for a kiss and getting the final fifteen in s2:

[capacity2]

Girl whatever

[grumelot123]

wait what did i do? im sorry

[capacity2]

It’s okay

[mimill3]

animal cell diagram 🦠

[goodgirl-inc]

[goodgirl-inc]

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

[zeitghost]

[rovbookshelf]

SPUR October 2014

Magazine features Oscar modeling Dolce & Gabbana, Dior, and Lanvin. Includes an interview with Riyoko Ikeda.

"I've always wanted to collaborate with fashion. Oscar has the physique of a model, so I knew she would look great in fashionable clothes,"

[sadscruffy]

[gunfuckr]

[wowwforever]

Unrealistic Poker Scene in Movies : My royal flush beats your four of a kind kings!

Unrealistic Mahjong Scene in Movies : This is really fun

[flewwwwwwwww]

ok yea i havent drawn in forevr whoo caresss who careeeess whoooooooooo

[unalivejournal]

always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed