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[gorps]

[tubapun]

BECAUSE CITING SOURCES KILLED MY GRANDMA, OKAY?

[aye-of-newt]

[retr0scum]

[st-pam]

[montybuggershop-hooty]

I already have a job I love but I’m reblogging to keep my talons in it…

[yoooooooooooooooooooooooo]

Same

[transformices]

tfw you accidentally say oh my god to gods face

[klondork]

It’s more like saying “god knows” and god replies “no I fucking don’t”.

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

festering is a really good sounding word for what it means

[ampervadasz]

Kukac

[riverofdragons]

[yoooooooooooooooooooooooo]

Kukac

[dumbasscrocodile]

Techno As A History Teacher

Techno; kids, have you seen my glasses? I dropped them thinking I could see Alexander the Great’s plot armour

. Techno; Who do we blame when we have a problem? Students; Zeus! Techno; YES WE DO

. Techno; Tie your shoes or you’ll fall and the world will eat you. Aztec’s havent been proven wrong yet

. Techno; SAPPHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

. Techno; Venice is that one city with streets literally made of water, but continuously catches on fire

. Techno; You think fanfiction today is cringey? Have you read Dante’s Inferno??

. Techno; The statue of the Pope only survived cause Napolean rolled a nat 1 on his insight check

[rileyclaw]

 i had a dream about this scenario last night.

[gazehoundz]

you would undo God's punishment?

[wompglomp200000-deactivated2026]

I think the world would be a better place if everyone read the minecraft end poem, just at least once

[pasta-the-artist]

I tried to do a sunset…

(Click for better quality)

[ukeking]

the secret to losing followers is being yourself

[clingyduoapologist]

"You are a walking second place medal."

This line.

This fucking line.

I've seen posts about it before, but it always seems to be overshadowed by Quackity's "I don't think about you at all," which yeah, king shit, but like, I feel like, despite how much it clearly gets under c!Wilbur's skin, I don't think it cuts as deep.

Because yeah, obviously it rings true with things like Qauckity needing Schlatt to win the elections, Only ever being the vice president, Las Nevadas being forever in L'manburg's shadow, but what makes it so cruel is the fact that it demonstrates that he got onto the fucking board.

A second-place medal isn't a sign of failure, it's a sign of inadequacy, the physical embodiment of not-quite. c!Quackity isn't a failure. Hell, looking at his history objectively, he's accomplished almost everything he's ever set out to do. He wanted to beat Wilbur in the elections and then he did. He wanted to build a nation, and he got it done. He wanted power, and he fucking got it. He's more than earned his medal.

But he's never won.

All the victories he's managed to nab along the way have been superficial. Yeah, he managed to beat and exile his main political rival, but then he got stuck in an abusive marriage with a dictator that went against all his views. He managed to build a bright gleaming nation, but it's empty, soulless. He managed to capture c!Techno, but he paid for it with one of his lives.

He's tried to be the charismatic president who promised to revolutionize the server, he's tried to be the no-nonsense vice president who looks after his people by any means necessary, he's even tried to be the cold, detached, calculating villain. But all of these have backfired because as much as he'll try to be like Dream, or Schlatt, or Wilbur, he's only ever going to be Quackity. He's never going to be able to beat them at their own games. He's always gonna end up second best. Good, but not perfect.

It's enough to drive a girblogger mad.

[simple-standard]

Make a decision. If it doesn’t work, make another.

[daylightcycle]

and the universe said I love you/

and the universe said you have played the game well