Skitties for witties

Divinity is taking over

[catcrumb]

[crappycheese]

A samurai does the sword thing but instead of someone dying it’s perfect top surgery

[crappycheese]

Artistic rendition of my dream

[cincinnatiburgoo]

I can’t stop laughing at this 🤣😂🤣

[neil-gaiman]

It's the capital letter shouting that I love so much.

[kontextmaschine]

Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology "food" isn't very distinguished from specifically "rice" until it was pointed out to us that in English "meal" is "loose roughly ground grain"

[karcatgirl-vantas]

humans be like staple crop

[txttletale]

staple crop to what

[ublock-origin]

directly to forehead

[bewbin]

snuck in 4 burgers to creed 3. Couldve easily done more

[bewbin]

6 burgers into John Wick 4. still could've done more

[bewbin]

12 burgers into Dungeons and Dragons. Still could've done more

[firefox-official]

You're 19? Do you think things will get better or worse from here?

i think i will grab things by the throat and make them what they need to be

[mousemilf-deactivated20250508]

the most important thing is to be snuggly in bed

[kaijuno]

“Black cats are evil”

The cat:

[augustarambles]

Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling “YEARNING” and in trying to appease them I ask “FOR WHAT” but they are too small so all they can say is “YEARNING” which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively

[mandyseley]

I loved this visual so much I had to doodle it.

ratratratratrat

[everythingfox]

Hey Hector

(via)

[neil-gaiman]

Hello Neil.

My friends and I (11th grade) recently read your short story “Other People” in English class. The class is locked is currently locked in debate as to whether the demon and the man are the same person, and whether the man who comes in at the end is the same as the man at the beginning. Please resolve this debate as we are on the verge of killing each other.

Thanks you!

I love that literature still has power to make people think and feel and care in this day and age.

[birdwatchy-standaround]

everyone loves Predynastic Egyptian Terracotta Bowl with Human Feet. shout-out to a real one

[thebootydiaries]

[wickedcriminal]

A collection

[nothingbutloveforyou]

if you are reading this i am sending you a small patch of sunlight for you to sit and relax on

[that-house]

I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image

[that-house]

please i've already hurt so much

[brandneweyescd]

[girlblocker]

[urboymutual]

[hellygf]

[divorcegirl-deactivated20220819]

[gales-boyfriend]

[transdeans]

[madscientistenthusiast]

[testosteronetwunk]

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

[random-chaos-thoughts]

Unrestrained summer fun

[supergraphicultramodernboy]

concert tickets should cost exactly one dollar and you get to teleport there