just spam

sometimes post nsfw. no queer discourse posters. not american

[beta-aurigae]

The meme

[jonawagonvampslayers]

Caesarinooooo

I’ve been having terrible art block lately but I was able to make this! :D It’s been a hot second since I’ve finished a piece so I hope yall like it :)

[thalassata]

how it feels showing seals to my coworkers and they don't know their names.

[angiemelon]

post sheer heart attack,,,,,mmmmm going back on terrible habits due to stress🥀 I'd like to think Jotaro smoked harder after part 3 but once Jolyne was born he stopped

[rhymeslosingtime]

Batman 2 being a winter movie is the perfect time to introduce a certain cold-theme villain 🥹

[rhymeslosingtime]

Skiing Joker

[heavenpierceher]

liking a popular ship only when it’s unrequited feels like being tortured except probably not so bad as that. what do i know. I don’t know anything. [kicks a rock and it perfectly ricochets off a wall into my head] oww

[heavenpierceher]

liking a popular ship only when it’s unrequited feels like kicking a rock and it perfectly ricochets off a wall into your head

[hungwy]

He was tortured and beaten by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was beaten and punished by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was punished and pummelled by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was pummelled and tormented by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was tormented and injured by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was injured and hurt by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was hurt and broken by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was broken and damaged by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was damaged and harmed by the ogre

[fox-sama97]

He was loved and cuddled by the ogre as part of their BDSM aftercare

[hungwy]

Didn't happen. He was harmed and attacked by the ogre

[majormajormajormajormajormajor]

Why doesn't Daneeka jump, he's got a chute?

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I love when people are like "oh you think you're such a good person huh" when you never said or implied that because it tells you a lot about how they perceive themselves

Conservatives do this a lot

[innerchildabortionclinic]

This is so funny

[majormajormajormajormajormajor]

Everyone is Yossarian's dead wife

[abba-enthusiast]

Bored on the bus. Is this anything

[simply-seals]

Captain Kroshik is going on a secret mission 👀

From Friends of the Baltic Seal Foundation.

Google Translate: So, friends, Captain Kroshik is fully prepared for a special mission and will begin its execution soon. All information about these events will be available only on our pages. There will be no insider information or comments for now, so please refrain from asking. Time and Kroshik himself will show whether we can achieve our goals.

P.S. Kroshik has a GPS tracker on his back, not what you might have thought.

Original: Итак друзья, капитан Крошик полностью готов к особому заданию и в скором времени приступит к его выполнению. Вся информация об этих событиях только на наших страничках. Никаких инсайдов и комментариев пока не будет, не обращайтесь. Время и Крошик сами покажут удастся ли нам осуществить задуманное.

[majormajormajormajormajormajor]

Dunbar and Clevinger

[lt-sparrow]

i made yossarian and the chaplain in tomodachi life

[stupidpetface]

[numzkull]

GOATsuke and his scary dog privileges

plus a traditional doodle i cleaned up

[ethanisliving]

Seal 1: very curious baby, adorably so. Looks like he wanna sniff you 10/10

Seal 2: sheb famous, very popular, needs to be interviewed 10/10

Excellent work bringing this to my attention