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if we make it out of this, the men deserve every gold thing there is

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electraheart2012

being alive is like: you want to go home. you don't know where home is. you want to go home. you don't know where home is. you want to go home. you haven't known for a long time. you want to go home but you don't know where you'd go. you want to go home you want to go home you want to go home

undomestication

in stressful times like these, let’s take a minute to remember what really matters: the critically acclaimed first season of amc’s The Terror, which I have just uploaded for free onto google drive for your viewing pleasure

apocryphics

the sea, the sea

yotepha2

#theopenc

catkola

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

#way too real

Not doing well. Breaking up my relationship of 12+ years. Going through a lot of emotions, have no one to talk to besides a couple people at work who know the basics. I'm struggling to keep going for my daughter.

#tired of being left on read #tired of feeling this way #tired of being strong #need a break #need to stay alive #don't want to be here

imaginingfromtheblock

on behalf of the Terror Fuckability Data Collection Initiative (TFDCI) i am proud to present the results of our first annual survey. 149 respondents contributed to an impressive turnout!

it was a VERY close race, but at the close of polls, your top most fuckable terror characters of 2020 are:

james fitzjames (59.7% of respondents would fuck)

silna (59.1% of respondents would fuck)

thomas jopson (57.7% of respondents would fuck)

edward little (55.7% of respondents would fuck)

harry goodsir (53.7% of respondents would fuck)

rounding out our runners-up were francis crozier (53%), solomon tozer (49%) and henry collins (48%).

due to an unfortunate bureaucratic oversight, tuunbaq was not provided as an option on the poll, however his fuckability was enough to get him the highest showing for any write-in with 7 votes, 4.6% of respondents.

other quality write-ins included:

the concept of existential dread

john lane now that we’re certain he’s not an animatronic

John Ross (sucks to be me but i’m not kidding)

James but again

guy dressed as a mushroom

fitzjames but pegging only

Evans 😞

after we fuck levesconte leaves me to die

sexy Charles Dickens

the concept of isolation in a hostile landscape

This is George Barrow erasure!!

Diggle and William Wentzall

Some of these I would only fuck if both of them were there. Three way or bust

The original Cornelius Hickey

i wish i could check off blanky twice

use of photographs to increase character recognition will come under strong consideration for the next extremely scientific TFDCI survey. because i truly believe the only reason tommy armitage wasn’t higher on this list was because many unfortunate souls don’t know his name. but that’s fine, more for me :^)

thank you to everyone who voted! xoxo peace out

itsevidentvery

Okay, LOOK. Fandom, we are about to have some words.

Silna’s position makes absolute sense, and in fact only doesn’t insofar as she should be first.

Thomas Jopson’s popularity? Again makes complete sense. It would be life-altering. Terrific, both in the sense of amazing, and in the archaic sense of terrifying. Your fear and arousal response would be permanently fused. You could never watch a horror movie in public again. Still. Worth it.

Harry Goodsir? Yes, all right. He’d be so curious and inquisitive and teachable and it would be charming. Okay.

But the rest? Let’s start with the Type II errors first (the shocking - shocking! - snubs)

THOMAS BLANKY. The fact that Thomas Blanky isn’t at least in second place, let alone not even in the top five?!? Are. you motherfuckers. Shitting me. Thomas Blanky. Thomas. Blanky. LOOK ME IN THE EYE, YOU SORRY SONS OF BITCHES, AND TELL ME YOU THINK THAT MAN IS A BAD LAY. SEARCH YOUR CONSCIENCE AND TELL ME THAT THOMAS BLANKY WOULD NOT BE THE MOST FUN YOU HAVE EVER HAD IN BED OR OUT OF IT. YOU CANNOT DO IT. I WILL INVENT GOD TO CALL DOWN HER WRATH IF YOU PERJURE YOURSELF SO.

ALEXANDER MCDONALD. Tell me, because I’m curious: what’s stopping you here? The dimples? That caressing Caledonian burr? The blinding certainty that he would find a characterisation of your body at once pithy and so heart-stoppingly tender you burst into tears? The bedside manner? The anatomical knowledge? The bone-deep knowledge that nobody in your miserable existence has ever cuddled, or will ever cuddle, you as he has cuddled you?

Now for the Type I error. The inclusion in the Top 5 that makes me want to batten down the hatches and find out the names of each and every one of you so I can cross the street when I see you coming.

EDWARD LITTLE. You’re sadists, aren’t you? Every single one of you. And not in a fun way. In a pull-wings-off-flies, serial-killer-childhood way. Because yes, Matthew McNulty has Those Eyelashes and those big, sad eyes. Very well. But look me in the eyes and tell me you think that Edward Little is capable of giving, or receiving, pleasure from you. Search your conscience, you sick fucks, and tell me in what dark, twisting recesses of your mind you derive enjoyment from bombarding Edward Little with the fandom equivalent of a pop-up virus telling him HOT FANDOM MILFS AND TWINKS WANT HIS TEAR-ENCRUSTED DICK NOW. Why would you do this to Ned? Why?!?

pitcherplant

We like pain??

nora-barnacle

Listen, who can say for certain? Dude obviously has a lot of pent-up frustrations and energy, so it really could go either way - sexy exploding supernova or idk, a disappointing fumble and bit of a cry. I am willing to take that risk. (For science.)

rubysharkruby

Edward Little is the best-looking man there. He’s eager to please, likes being told what to do, and equally pretty whether he’s smiling or crying so it would be a win whatever the outcome. I think it makes perfect sense! Fitzjames is the one that surprises me - you can’t tell me that man isn’t the laziest pillow princess there ever was.

winterlain

I keep thinking about this take and I need to respectfully disagree about Fitzjames being bad in bed. He would, but for the opposite reason stated, in that his impostor syndrome would make him try too hard and Zapp Brannigan the entire experience, right down to crying about not knowing how to pronounce ‘champagne’

#cornelius hickey #devious seducer #beautiful ratman

Does anyone else feel like Hickey tried so hard to be a hero? In this scene, he watches Gibson enter Irving's quarters. You can clearly see the betrayal Hickey felt. Each time I watch The Terror, I see more character development. Feel free to give me some input, I may be biased towards the handsome devil.

#cornelius hickey #the terror #terror #william gibson #franklin expedition #amc the terror #rat boy