Noah Gregory

19/Male/Connecticut I'm an aspiring indie singer song writer,  I play lead guitar, rhythm guitar, I sing, and play bass to a small degree. I'm willing to play music with anyone, and I love meeting new people so if you ever want to talk just send me an ask! 

[you-can-call-us-noah]

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We did a cover of an old tmbg song, I just posted an ask to them about it so I figured I’d post it here in the meantime if they do answer so people have something to see.

[pickledangel]

the rare times i can manage to not be intimidated by painting, it tends to be pretty fun

[87437732156806533-deactivated20]

Oh my godddddd

[ugotchi]

@dreamsbyfleetwoodmac

[isaia]

@silkchemise

[you-can-call-us-noah]

I’m in like, full friend making mode. Which is pretty rare for me. If anyone is looking for someone to talk to DM me because I’m scouring the globe for friends.

[remanence-of-love]

[lovethi5]

me, a legal adult: when i grow up,

[you-can-call-us-noah]

The best gifts you give will be to those who need it most.

Do what you can, for whom you can, and know that that is enough.

[you-can-call-us-noah]

Don't Mind Me

Don't Mind Me, an album by The Cat Never Left on Spotify

I just released a new single! Look at that!

[you-can-call-us-noah]

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Did you know They Might Be Giants wrote Long White Beard in the 80′s? Neither did I, but if it wasn’t me singing this I’d be pretty convinced. I’m thinking of submitting the instrumental to tmbgareok.

[tmbgareok]

I was putting together a Mic T style compilation of B-sides and Demos from the time period between Robert Lowell and Diving Board called “Your Mom’s Indestructible” and figured it needed some album art, so I made this. 

[probableelf]

Playlist, @you-can-call-us-noah? I want to listen to “Your Mom’s Indestructable”!

[you-can-call-us-noah]

@probableelf Can’t believe I didn’t link to the playlist when I submitted it x.x Here it is!

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNJnKdN3XTwcRBctaA-bDCbZPNkFOEQgC

[coolthingoftheday]

Bonsai apple tree growing a full-sized apple.

[kearunning]

A perfect balance of extremely impressive and completely ridiculous.

[aprillikesthings]

Apple trees are DETERMINED. My parents planted a twig of an apple tree, and that first year it grew one apple. And the whole thing was bent over from the weight of it. It had one job and by God it was gonna do it.

[korrigu-deactivated20180205]

she did such a good job I’m so proud

[you-can-call-us-noah]

It’s been a long time since I’ve posted new music on here. Here’s something off of my band’s fourth album.

[doctorwhorama]

[arabellesicardi]

im the robot

[pochowek]

I dont even need the “binky fucks my mom now” edit the originals are so much funnier

[softtaulette-deactivated2018032]

does anyone remember law4kids

like this kids’ website that had these shitty webcomics and animations telling them all about DA LAW

i mean this shit was hilarious even by itself

BUT THEN PEOPLE STARTED MAKING PARODIES

AND THEY JUST KEPT COMING

[catbountry]

This one was always my favorite:

[gryphonmemes]

fukkuin yes

[joshpeck]

this changed me as a person

[eternal-nova-deactivated2018011]

I’m in tears!

[lady-fett]

I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy

[scullymosshart-deactivated20221]

my soul: saved 

[growlandpounce]

One of my favourites

[spooky-holtz]

the shot of a pizza roll dragging across bare skin fucking kills me

[wetwareproblem]

EDIT: Okay, as it turns out I actually have Feels about this.

“What’s your name?” “I’ve never had one.”

Not only is this objectively the funniest line in the entire thing, but it also speaks to something deeper. Like, every bit guy who was in one scene gets a name. But not her, the ostensible star of the commercial. She exists only to feed her Hungry Guys. Her name is “Babe, we need more Totinos!”

That actually says… kinda a lot about heteronormativity and marketing.

[gynoidgearhead]

They did two previous ones of these and, no, she never did have a name.

[misskarnstein]

@theemotionalrangeofateaspoon

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