Unfriendly Black Hottie

My name is Jayde. I make Mean Girls references 97% of the time. 👭✨👭💫 IG: @Youcantsitwith_Us 👑🎀

[blackqueerblog]

“Hello? Yes, this whale looks very suspicious. I think he may be trying to get inside a part of the sea that’s not his. Just come quickly.”

So now white people are calling the cops on whales, SMH.

[kingjaffejoffer]

this is the most annoying family ive ever heard

[colachampagnedad]

I fully expected it to be a white woman on the phone before I unmuted this.

[miiriya]

[gringoslur]

non-latine people: PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA!!! DISGUSTED!! BLOCKED!!! STOP!!! WE MUST OPPRESS THEM!!!

meanwhile, in latinoamerica:

[fangbambi]

sweetie;, you don’t wanna get started on brazilian pizza

[gringoslur]

[unstoppable-mogar]

Hey Brazil, do you take constructive criticism

[yasmin-khan]

Lara Jean and Peter starting their fake vs real relationships

[sprachtraeume]

I wanna move abroad so bad to the point that I sometimes feel like it would solve all my problems, as if I would not be just as lonely and unloved but in another place

[sprachtraeume]

[theeblackitgirl]

Facts

[stream]

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

[ruinedchildhood]

[hand]

Me forcing myself to save money and cook instead of eating out

[beyhive1992]

Beyoncé For Vogue’s September Issue

[luntfontanne]

#CINEMATIC PARALLELS

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

Tessa Thompson, at every given opportunity:

STRAP

[ruinedchildhood]

See, not winging it isn’t really what they do. Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

[funnyjoke]

Funny Memes. Updated Daily! ⇢ FunnyJoke.tumblr.com 😀

[alicentsgf]

the lesbians Yelled and were heard

[hickey-hiccups]

Wait why do lesbians like chris hemsworth? Im not trying to sound condescending or anything but im genuinely puzzled and curious 😶

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

he plays thor and lesbians love thor also he just seems nice! he’s big

[scottandhiskind]

[onluxe]

[discovering-sam]

xo

[starsberrisnunicorns]

Bruuhhh 😩

[ajiezena-deactivated20190730]

this man is unreal

bonus:

[residentgoodgirl]

I cannot believe… they let chris rock get away with this

[afrikangyal-deactivated20190204]

he ain’t lie