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Claudia; 26

[passwordfuckingpassword]

You'll have to watch me struggle ( From several rooms away)

The loud crash of the door hitting the wall startles her. Her chest pounds like a maniac as her foot slides slightly along the edge of the rooftop. “Fuck,” she grumbles as she steadies herself. “What the fuck are you doing up there?” A voice shouts. Footsteps rush toward her, stopping just before they reach her. “Figures,” she murmurs. “Figures it would be you crashing through the door like a maniac.”

or alternatively: Trinity ends up on the roof. Victoria finds her.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/80990411/chapters/212798766

[passwordfuckingpassword]

Video games (you pass me a note)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81255211

Victoria swore the first note was just a joke. She thought it would be funny at first.

She didn't expect Trinity to keep them all.

or alternatively: Victoria starts leaving Trinity notes. Trinity keeps them.

And she starts writing back.

[surpriya]

the chronicles of dr j and her difficult co worker

[calliopeprelude]

can’t stop thinking about this

[surpriya]

Dude I know Victoria writes a MEAN medically accurate AU on ao3 to the point all her comments are like “??? OP are you good???” And she’s 100k words deep in an enemies to lovers med school AU. LIKE I KNOW SHE WOULD BE EDUCATING THE MASSES LOLLLLLL

Also her ao3 notes would legit be like “omg sorry I haven’t posted in a while 😭😭 my rotations are BEATING my ass you guys like omg I can’t with the amount of charting I have to do. I HAVE A REAL JOB TO DO (ao3 yuri writing)”

[reikacchan]

don't give up

[mornington-the-crescent]

[jcshdun]

incorrect wednesday quotes

[sharklovingcriminals]

I don't think we talk enough about Wednesdays reaction to the snood because she gets a do-your-own taxidermy kit (something she will like) and immediately complains about it (I would've prefered live squirrels) but then when enid gives her a snood, she pretends to like it.

she has so far said nothing to cushion a blow or make someone feel good but she never criticises the snood or throws it away, just makes up lots of reasons to "accidentally" lose it shes so fucking soft for enid.

[helloitsbees]

How did you give yourself an EAR INFECTION eating pussy

im just gonna screenshot from a text i sent my friends after the doctors visit

[helloitsbees]

you can’t fucking do this to me

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…

[skullprincess]

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

[drankinwatahmelin]

who failed yall?

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

IM SCREAMING

[lukestarkillerisgay]

[hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat]

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

[shaolinbynature]

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

[emma-d-klutz]

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

[legowerewolf]

happy New year’s eve

[prguitarman]

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

[majitowfoxlover]

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

[hurleyquinnzel]

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

[untitled42717]

Reblogging for the last one😂

[kitsumekat]

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

[alternative-memo-deactivated202]

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

[binkeljuice]

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

[hurleyquinnzel]

[mysticalpoodle]

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

[im-an-aesthetic-mess]

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

[fish-food-s]

what the actual fuck is happening

[dickplinko]

1 is an even number

[link-the-feral-anon]

I’m gonna smack you

[insert-gay-pun-queer]

-30 and -50 have an e in them

[kurlyfryz]

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

[anachronistic-cat]

Zero isn’t a number

[kurlyfryz]

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

[toaster-120]

It can??? 0/2=0??

[kurlyfryz]

[baconaxolotl101]

OD NUMBERS

onE

thrEE

fivE

sEvEn

ninE

[batsdotjpg]

OD numbers huh?

[the-kleptomancer]

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

[batsdotjpg]

YOU FORGOT 5

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

[batsdotjpg]

What about it?????

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

[batsdotjpg]

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

[frogseyy]

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

[getinthehandbasket]

21 days away from 2020, folks.

[m-pennanti]

Please tell me I can start the new freaking decade with a post arguing about something as stupid as this. Please. 🙏

[nerdy-as-heck]

This is art at its finest

[sygol]

(waving my hand dismissively at someone trying to show me a meme on their phone) no, no ive seen this trick before, you trapped the soul of a funny animal inside of a polished rectangle, i don't need to see it anymore

[karcatgirl-vantas]

that's right yugi-boy

[unicornspwnall]

THE MARVELS (2023) dir. Nia DaCosta

[apocalyptic-cake-deactivated202]

Listen up!

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

[gyrsaker365]

This isn’t some ‘oh yeah sure it could’.

This could legitimately do so.

Don’t you dare fucking scroll past.

[obscureoldguy]

This is good stuff to know!

[socxsuallycruel-deactivated2022]

please, please, please reblog. reblogging will take one second of your time. meanwhile it could save someone’s entire life.

[giuliafc]

please reblog!

[fandomhopping]

This is probably one of the most important posts I’ve ever seen PLEASE reblog

[regretisstoredintheme]

this seems important-! so I should probably reblog!

[donniesgaptooth]

please reblog this! We don’t need people in this world having these kind of thoughts! We want to help them! Not abuse or ignore them! Please reblog this to spread the word that you are not alone! You have people on this site to help you! Your important, amazing, and beautiful/handsome!

[bebx]

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

[ilikepotatooes-deactivated20250]

Reblog to have the most homoerotic year of your life 2024

[illumineeti]

[barblaz-arts]

This new AU was inspired by a number of things, one them being, well, Lilo and Stitch. Very, very loosely inspired. With a fantasy twist! Also inspired by all the theories from my lovely followers thinking that Vega was made through witchcraft. It isn't necessarily canon in Vega's main storyline, but it is here.

Lookit me, putting Wenclair in another AU where they're in a custody battle. Mostly because I've also been in a Once Upon a Time mood lately, which is the kinda vibe I'm going for when it comes to the fantasy aspect(i.e. a lil bit lazy and lore 90% pulled out of my ass)

[kastavanes]

So some time ago the phenomenal @barblaz-arts shared that a lot of her drawings are like an AMV in her head. Sooo I had some time and was hit with a little inspiration so enjoy! I never did something so big, but I had a lot of fun.