you-look-like-hell

21 yo | archi uni will be the death of me just you wait | update: 3 years in, imposter syndrome is thriving in my brain better than ever

[homunculus-argument]

[looking at two test tubes filled halfway with steaming liquids. One is dark green and the fumes rising from it form images of silently screaming skulls that fade as easily as they appeared. The other tube's contents are hot pink and the tendrils of steam rising from it form swirly little hearts]

Hmm.

[empties both of the tubes into the same glass]

[the liquids spin around the glass, swirling together to form a bubbling dark purple mixture, the dark sinister fumes rising from it form shapes of euphoric grinning canine skulls with disturbingly long tongues lolling out]

Hmm. I don't think anyone should drink that.

[you-look-like-helll]

gulps it down immediately

[ceeejus]

more paint marker cats

[imanbenerrabeh]

usually my days are very sitcom-esque but tonight turned out a murakami chapter because how did i mean to go to a film festival afterparty and instead ended up at a startup company’s club night surrounded by office workers dancing like they just got out of jail stockholm can be so eerie forget about tokyo

[byjove]

I truly hate that “women are more emotionally wired than men” bullshit. Men are creatures of hysteria and I say this as a man.

[maykitz]

the persecution of lefthandedness is insane to think about because it was so intense for so long, in some places still is, without any clear profit motivation. sheer love of the game. as late as the 70s at least they were smacking my stepdad's hands for it with a wooden ruler at school, to this day he's in weird ambidexterity situation where he's not great with either side and notably clumsy due to poor hand-eye coordination. just wtf

[crabanarchy]

Pipe sprung a leak in the bathroom the other day and the cat came and bothered me about it and I can't stop thinking about it. She doesn't know what a towel or a mop is but she knew there was an unauthorised fucking Wet and she trusted my ability to rectify the situation

[glorious-spoon]

one of the most challenging skills i've had to learn as an adult is the art of figuring out whether i'm proportionally annoyed with someone or just tired and overstimulated and looking for reasons to be pissed off

[glorious-spoon]

congratulations to the only post i've ever had breach 100k notes without any real discourse or fighting, just a lot of people wearily going, oh, god, same

[april]

ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

[iwantadamusername]

⚠︎ Tip

Nap lengths are always randomised.

[homunculus-argument]

There was this brief phase of twitter that I recall and might misremember, with western incel men having an active fight with young chinese women for some reason. The only thing I recall was how impressively brutal those ladies were at composing insults in a second language. Just saying shit like

"All that sperm inside your mother and what she got is you. She won reverse lottery."

[holdyourcolour]

My boyfriend likes to text me via Siri while driving

[blingy2k]

[you-look-like-helll]

öa

[662607015]

saw "cod" trending on here but apparently it isn't the fish. disappointment immeasurable, day ruined

[662607015]

let's all make her a trending topic

[videogameoutofcontext]

[kaijuno]

[kickmuncher3]

i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong

[homunculus-argument]

A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.