Index librorum prohibitorum.

" Beyond the glittering street was darkness, and beyond darkness was West. I had to go. " On the road, Jack Kerouac.

[parallel-outlines]

[taviacw]

My upstairs neighbor is having really loud sex at 10:25am. And, while this feels like retaliation, I can only hope it mellows her out and she stops stomping around all the goddamn time

[taviacw]

Wow in the time it took me to type up and tag this post, the sex started and ended…… she’ll prolly be vacuuming soon. 🙁

[taviacw]

It’s 10:29 and the sex has ended. I am v sad for her

[taviacw]

I feel like I jinxed her. Like her nigga follows me on here and saw this post, mid thrust, and got performance anxiety. I’m sorry, Upstairs Stomping Bitch.

[taviacw]

There’s stomping. She’s up and moving around. And you know what….. I can’t even be mad anymore. If I was only getting fucked for seven minutes at a time, I’d stomp around too.

[taviacw]

Y’all she’s showing tf out. She’s really up there like

[taviacw]

Damn I just heard her door close and then footsteps coming down the stairs. He left 😭😭😭 he’s not even gonna try again.

[taviacw]

I’m gonna need ear plugs for the level of stomping this is bound to cause. When her feet inevitably crash through my ceiling ima just look through the hole and be like “hi…. sorry you didn’t get fucked down this morning. Even tho you filed a noise complaint on me that one time, I was rooting for you.”

[taviacw]

Update y’all: it’s 3:10pm and she is vacuuming THE FUCK out of the hardwood flooring

[taviacw]

But then like, that really does sound like something ppl that are in need of orgasm do. Just extremely unnecessary cleaning, to take their mind off the lack of sexual release.

[taviacw]

I can see the text conversation now.

“I heard Aaron came over last nightttt. Whatd you guys get up to???👀👀👀😏”

“Not much. Oh! But, I did finally get a chance to mop my bathtub tho!!🤗 It was a mess in there, so thank god.”

“😬😔”

[taviacw]

It’s 12:26am and she is getting her back blown tf outttt. Cannot be the same nigga from earlier.

[taviacw]

I have the strong urge to knock the broom against the ceiling and holler out “yaaas bitch get some bomb ass dick” but I don’t wanna fuck up the vibe

[taviacw]

Nvm. It lasted from 12:20-12:28. It’s the same nigga.

[taviacw]

She better not start stomping or cleaning. I’ll file a noise complaint so fucking fast. Imagine getting a noise complaint for shitty sex. Don’t do it, Stomping Upstairs Bitch

[adorn88]

what a ride

[taviacw]

Not for her, apparently.

[thecatsaesthetics]

“The way she treated Henry VIII was horrible.” 

[provengypsy]

To all of the seniors out there:

You’re so close. I know that desk is uncomfortable. I know you feel like you’re wasting time and I know you’re sick of walking up and down the same halls with the same faces but you’re so close. Just hold on, take deep breaths, take one day at a time, and it’ll be over before you know it.

[tredlocity]

i thought this was a really dark post directed towards old people

[hopesterling]

Retirement or Death: The Plight of the Boomer Generation

[patrickat]

“We’re all out of retirement. We only had three bits. We didn’t think there’d be such a rush.”

“So my choice is ‘or death’?”

[kanyewesticle]

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

[kanyewesticle]

oh my god

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

fucking fandom references

[toinfinityandbeyonce-deactivate]

WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?

[mynationaltreasure]

THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY

[kanyewesticle]

This is the post that killed me

[cigarettesandguitarstrings]

This is the post that killed him.

[goddamnitjosh71]

That’s whit at its finest.

[thecoloroflife]

[the-bookshop]

Source.

[books-n-quotes]

“You get a strange feeling when you’re about to leave a place. Like you’ll not only miss the people you love but you’ll miss the person you are now at this time and this place, because you’ll never be this way ever again.”

— Azar Nafisi, Reading Lolita in Tehran

[with-practice]

[euphoriette]

[grawly]

I’m goin back to 2010 y’all want anything

[fearcutsdeeper]

carrie fisher

[stydiaislove]

[elektranatchios]

At this point, Ms. Bak, you’ll have a hard time getting rid of me.

[naeshieven]

when everything seems hopeless just take one day at a time. and if one day becomes too much, just take one hour at a time. and if one hour becomes too much, then just take one minute at a time.

[ninaahelvar]

Wolfgang and Felix play acting

[namtan]

[amanitacaplan]

9 DAYS OF SENSE8 | Day 4 : Kala Dandekar I do not know how to use my fists, but that doesn’t mean I don’t know how to fight.