Why Would You Do That?

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We're building a couch. Sorry #plantkin

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I'm really sleepy...

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The Ice King's search history

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HAY GUUUUUURL

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My brother was married by my age and I'm still running through the house making spaceship noises.

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You guys do realize that when Anna and Kristoff get married, Sven is going to be the Best Man at the wedding. He’s going to have to give a toast. Kristoff is basically going to talk about himself in his Sven voice for 45 minutes.

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"…and never in my life have I met a lad more pure of hart.”

[saxitlurg]

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Lemme share with you a little secret on how to win the heart of a princess. It's not easy, but ya have to be persistent. You might have to defeat a demon lord, and warp through several worlds. But once you do, you walk up the wizard stairs, and produce your magic key you got in a water world and unlock the chamber door. Then, walk right up to the princess, and give her a smooch. Does that make sense?

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Echos of past events nudge the tiller on my present course I await its reflection in the future Man, Scorcher was deep.

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my dash today

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Internet, you can go home now. Seriously.

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when u use ur new shampoo for the first time

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i can’t stop laughing at this 

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So Frozen in reverse is a bit happier, but yet still heartbreaking.

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#A TINY LITTLE SCARED ELSA DECIDING TO BE BRAVE AND CONFRONTING HER FEARS THO  (via mothergrotesquerie)

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Anna: So you'll come back then.

Elsa: Back?

Anna: To thaw the fjord, it's frozen over. No one can get in or out?

Elsa: Oh...

Anna: So...

Elsa: I came here to have a good time and honestly I am feeling so attacked right now

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biggest rockstar on the planet

Live in 95’

(rough for my silkscreen project)

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